The One Where Jungkook 𝐁urns 𝐓he 𝐒teak
Jungkook: hyunggggggggg
Yoongi joined the chat
Yoongi: which hyung
Yoongi: you have 6 and unfortunately I’m one of them
Jungkook: Jin hyungggggggg
Jin entered the chat
Jin: wth do you want now
Jungkook: it’s almost time for dinner
Jungkook: and I’m starving 🥺
Jin: oh no you don’t
Jin: tonight you’re cooking
4 people joined the chat
Namjoon: ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR GODAMN MIND
Jimin: but hyung, your food is the best
Taehyung: last time Kookie made food for us he almost burned down my Gucci collection
Taehyung: and I’m still not over it
Hoseok: I had to use my entire stash of Sprite to put the fire out 😞
Jin: jungkook you’re still cooking
Jungkook: pls noooooo
Jungkook: what did I do wrong 😫
Jin: you called my muscles marshmallows
Jungkook: because they are nonexistent
Jungkook: but very squishy
Jin: MA GUNS AINT MARSHMALLOWS
Hoseok: there are guns?!?!!!
Hoseok: stay there I’ll save you!
Hoseok left the chat
Yoongi: I guess I have to go tell him that there aren’t any guns and that the English language is just very confusing
Yoongi left the chat
Jin: whelp you better get to work jungkook
Jin: you know how I get when I don’t have food
Taehyung: AHJINSSI
Jimin: save yourself before it’s too late!!!
Jungkook: fiiiinnnneeeee
Jungkook: but you guys better not tell me you don’t like the food or else I’ll release MY guns on you
Jimin: why are people threatening me 🥺
Taehyung: there there ChimChim it’s nothing personal
Jimin: thanks tae
Jimin: you’re the only one who really—
Taehyung: I only said that because Jin said I’d get a shiny golden sticker if I was nice to one of my hyungs
Jimin: just when I thought you really cared for once
Jimin: I need some comfort food
Jimin left the chat
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Jungkook: after hours of grueling work…
Jungkook: dinner is served!
Namjoon joined the chat
Namjoon: yeah it’s TOTALLY hard work
Namjoon: it’s TOTALLY not like you bought frozen steak
4 people joined the chat
Jimin: EXPOSED
Taehyung: ohsnapmonster
Yoongi: if I get food poisoning you’re paying the hospital bill
Hoseok: there’s poison?!?!?
Hoseok: stay there I’ll save you!
Hoseok left the chat
Jin: time to see if you really put the “cook” in Jungkook
Jungkook: well I have one word for you
Jungkook: I did
Jungkook: wait
Jungkook: 0….1…
Jimin: I don’t think you start from 0
Jungkook: well I don’t think you have any jams
Taehyung: ohsnapkook
Namjoon: yeah that one didn’t work at all
Jin: everyone shut up let’s eat
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6 people joined the chat
Namjoon: I taste a fine mix of steak and stupidity
Taehyung: I’d say it’s nice
Taehyung: but I am an honest man
Jimin: well I think it’s pretty goo— *aggressively starts coughing*
Hoseok: stay there I’ll save you!
Hoseok: nvrmind I don’t know CPR
Jimin: I’m *cough cough* fine
Taehyung: boi you is a terrible liar
Yoongi: jungkook you almost killed jimin
Yoongi: and Jin said he raised his children right
Jin: THIS SO CALLED STEAK IS DISGRACE ON A PLATE
Jin: YOU RUINED MY DINNER
Jimin: oh cwap
Hoseok: I just ironed my funeral clothes
Taehyung: RIP kookie 🤧
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From this day onwards, Kookie has never been allowed within a mile radius of the kitchen
(And even Hoseok couldn’t save him this time)
A/N:
Tell me what ya think
