Sep 23, 2025
Ctrl Alt Critique - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets (2017)
Grab your Mül converter, plot a course for Alpha, and prepare to phase-shift with Amber and Bailey. That’s right, Critters, this week the Ctrl Alt Critique gang are firing up their Astroship and diving headfirst into Luc Besson’s 2017 visual buffet, Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets!
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