#bubbleclaus

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think about things - daði freyr

electric love - BØRNS

cirice - ghost

dear maria count me in - all time low 

more than a woman - bee gees

my love mine all mine - mitski 

something stupid - frank and nancy sinatra

 abracadabra - steve miller band 

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It's so cute how Santa as a catlover ended up with a woman whose very cat-like, Virginia also is triggered by prolonged eye contact and expresses herself with her ears

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What would Santa and virginia do if they had another baby?

Trigger warning for infanticide

Abortion is NOT murder, the trigger warning is there because I’m answering under the assumption Virginia had another cryptic pregnancy and the baby is born

So, this would obviously cause a legendary crashout for them both, firstly because after Angelica was born Santa got a vasectomy.

But this wouldn’t last long. The news would of course travel to their two best friends, who would swoop down on the opportunity like vultures.

It would, tragically, not work. A Christmas elf nor a demon can be turned in to a frostbitten, the baby would be only 1/4 human. That’s not enough :(

So either way I guess Jack and Suzy take care of the “problem.”

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A fun fact I’ve never really talked about before, Santa and Virginia had been married for a good 20 years before they finally had Raðulfr. Lucifer wanted an heir but they were gonna take their sweet time before they gave it to him

It’s interesting thinking about Santa and Virginia leading these full lives as Jack and Suzy were just starting theirs

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Virginia ask Santa what kind of cat she would be in immediately regrets it because he describes this cat

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Jack and Suzy love one another more than they love their kids and it’s /pos

Santa and Virginia love one another more than they love their kids and it’s /neg

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Married viking women watched over the households while their husbands were off and held the literal keys to the home

I think it would be really cute if Virginia, being the head of custodial and maintenance, had this big ol ring of keys that subconciously was part of the reason Santa was attracted to her lol

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hmm answering an ask about the gangs like wife swap dynamics as i call it LMAO so i guess i should come up with tags for that?

Janta is obviously Jack & Santa

Frostflake Jack & Suzy

BubbleClaus Santa & Virginia

I think I'll call Jack & Virginia SnowSquared (loooool) and Suzy & Santa RedChristmas

edit: oop forgot the lesbos! hmmm Sinny hehe