#bookouttakes (Seoul, S. Korea) I honestly still can't believe even 3.5 months later since #AdventuresinStarryKitchen has (mistakenly🤔😬) been published that... I have a mother fucking BOOK!😱 I mean- I'm a HUGE nerd and own 600+ "retro" video games (my all-time fave, #gunstarheroes 🎮☝️), have been watching+collecting anime since 1989 before it was mainstream-cool and still even own anime laserdiscs to this day (🙏 #bubblegumcrisis4ever 🤓), was nicknamed by my elementary school teachers "motormouth" and consistently got 0s (of out 100👍) for 'Conduct' because of my incessant talking, got a coconuthead-like haircut in 8th grade (which my sister @roadtripviv "kindly" reminded of over the wkend😅)+skipped school because I was so mortified at the inevitable social ridicule, I was in a math honor society (yaaaaay #mualphatheta ✊) in high school+I still own my BC Calculus t-shirt, I got threatened with a delayed high school graduation for a class project where I wrote "The End" on my friend's bare (white) ass, videotaped+played it for all the (law studies) class to enjoy while my friends were singing like Diana Ross in the video (ok, that was pretty hilarious 👏👏👏), instead of going on the "normal" STD+anti-biotics laced "WILD" spring break trip in college I opted to go on a philanthropic service trip where I double-sprained my ankle like a clumsy idiot while spiritually supporting my friends who helped in my stead with a beautifully destructive prescribed forest fire (to help the natural vegetation flourish🔥🤘🌻) in Arkansas and... I got the amazing opportunity to spend 2 years of my life writing a memoir/cookbook this accidental thing called #starrykitchen that surprisingly more than 1 person has actually enjoyed, AND it makes no sense to me (but I'll most definitely take it👊😭😂😭🙇🏻🙏🙇🏻) #failingupwards #furneaux #danflong #newmansmith #cfbisd4ever #howmuchmorecanigetawaywith 😏 (at Seoul, Korea)