#buc-ee's

[prinnay]

photo study + pigeon witch

[dungeon-vault]

[wouldyoufuckthisfurry]

Would You Fuck This Furry?

Buc-ee the Beaver from the Buc-ee's gas station chain

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Voting ended onDec 15, 2025

The mascot of the Buc-ee's chain of gas stations and country stores in the United States. I don't think he's actually got any lore. Just a beaver guy.

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There is no nuance button, if your answer is some variation of ‘I would if X’ then the answer is yes.

[highways-are-liminal-spaces]

The Promised Land

Taken May 2025

[bimshwel]

buc to no future

[buckywouldbeproud]

i went to buc-ee's for the millionth time today so may i present: bucky barnes @ buc-ee's

he does not want to go. the vault squad drags him; john bc "it's a southern staple, man," yelena for the memes she'll make of the whole experience, ava because she loves a good name pun (especially at bucky's expense), and bob because he just loves going places.

he is, to their dismay, immediately not taken with the cute beaver mascot. the five of them take a selfie with the buc-ee's statue outside and bucky himself frowns like squidward as john's long arm snaps the pic.

he takes one look at the home furnishings section – in a gas station, of which the entire place is themed around a cartoon beaver – and goes, "what the fuck."

(motherfucker will die for some beaver chips, though.)

((seriously. he asks the four of them at least three times, clearly jaded by the 21st century economy, "these things are a dollar??"))

the end :)

[gadawg-404]

When Jesus is watching over you while you pump gas at Buc-ee's.

[cult-of-buc-ee-official]

LORD BUC WHERE ARE YOU GOING. WHERE ARE YOU GOING WHERE ARE YOU TAKING OUR LORD PUT HIM BACK! PUT HIM BACK OR AT LEAST LEMME HAVE ONE TOO