“your brother's the most interesting thing about you.” <- how to give mycroft holmes a literal 3rd degree burn
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“your brother's the most interesting thing about you.” <- how to give mycroft holmes a literal 3rd degree burn
Colin Firth as BUCEPHALUS HODGE and Max Irons as MYCROFT HOLMES in
YOUNG SHERLOCK (2026)
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YOUNG SHERLOCK 1.04
shoutout to the writers of young sherlock for the name of “Bucephalus” - it’s so perfect for Hodge because Bucephalus means “ox headed” and also was the name of Alexander the Great’s horse. Plus, Bucephalus sounds like an unfortunate ailment of the phallus. Victorian sounding but also unpleasant enough for his infuriating character ☺️
ys fics i'm surprised i haven't seen yet (this is in no way meant to harass poor fic writers, i know the struggle):
cordelia x f!reader: i just KNOW that there's a bunch of little lesbians out there obsessed w her (it's me, i'm lesbians). but yall, i do not mean in a smut way (not only because i'm ace and don't love smut on the best of days, but also because cordelia is so precious to me, and i just can't imagine her reduced to smth for someone else's wants) i mean in a fluffy, flirty, endearing sort of way (like when james is flirting w her in the carriage but wlw). give me spacey, audhd, sweetheart cordelia holmes.
MYSTRADE. i'm not playing w ur ass, why are there like three hodge x mycroft fics already but not a SINGLE mystrade fic. NOT A ONE. and even if u don't know the sherlock lore other than this, EPISODE SIX. IT'S THE MYSTRADE EPISODE. i'm sorry, mycroft's face when lestrade says he doesn't have a problem w gay ppl when interrogating malik's bf. that bitch is gay. also the way they acted when parting ways. repressed gay as shit. and the way lestrade and his wife act just screams "my husband is not attracted to me, or any other woman for that matter. i need a mystrade fic, but don't let them kiss. i want them to gay panic and completely misunderstand the other's feelings and be adorably awkward. please.
xiao wei x mei yi liu. you guys, i keep seeing articles where ppl assume they're sisters, which is like, they don't look similar other than the fact that they're both asian. also wouldn't it then make sense for either of them to use honorifics for a sister, which i don't believe either of them does? so they're lesbians. they quite obviously have a very deep bond and care immensely for each other. and yet there's not a single fic of them, but there is a xiao x beatrice one?? guys don't pass up the obvious wlw opportunity that's right there please.
speaking of beatrice, i'm surprised there's no beatrice x f!reader ones of her either. yall are gay as fuck and don't tell me you haven't thought about it. this one i don't like want as much as the others but it's still surprising.
also you guys i need either more demisexual and audhd sherlock fics or more fluffy, toothache sweet sheriarty fics. not that there aren't any, but i just want, like, 10 consecutive chapters of james being the sweetest man on earth for sherlock. helping him through a panic attack or when he's overstimulated. waking up in the middle of the night to sing sherlock to sleep after a nightmare. planning out a surprise picnic date for them with every detail made perfect. talking for him at events if he gets overstimulated or goes nonverbal (i am projecting some of my audhd traits onto sherlock, so what). james taking care of cordelia to take some of the weight off sherlock's shoulders. please these two make me sick.
"Your brother's the most interesting thing about you.”
-A Most Unfortunate and Entirely Preventable Catastrophe: The Melancholy Scorching of Mycroft Holmes, Witnessed by Society and Several Judgmental Pigeons.
*The Holmes family during Dinner*
Mycroft: Why does Moriarty call you babygirl?
Sherlock: I don't know. Why does Bucephalus Hodge call you Princess?
*silence*
Bea: How about we all stop talking for a little while.
Silas: .....One dinner. I just want one normal dinner.