okay, so i wanna know your headcanons about bucky being uncle bucky & dad bucky? when he wanted kids in the two of us MY HEART (only if you’re comfortable of course) <3
uncle / dad bucky headcanon
a lot of people forget bucky was the eldest of four siblings before he was the infamous winter soldier
but that older brother side never really left him
anytime you wanted to give sarah a break, you'd have aj and cass over
"bucky?" / "yes, doll" / "are. . . are you under the couch? / "i'm playing hide n seek with the boys, i think i'm winning" / "they're eating lunch right now, i think they stopped looking" / "i have been under here for forty fucking minutes"
at wilson family functions, kids gravitate to this man like flies to honey
he's obtained a new habit of bringing stickers with him when he goes out so kids can stick them on his arm
of course, this leaves a sticky mess to clean up later, but he doesn't mind
"nice hello kitty stickers" / "i think they match the dinosaur ones quite nicely" / "how many are there even on here?" / "oh, i don't know, i let them use the whole pack" / "oh thats' only- 200 fucking stickers"
he's really the best at giving advice to the boys, though
uncle buck is especially helpful with the ladies
"did you just tell a 12 year old to bring a girl flowers?" / "i mean, it worked on you" / "she's twelve-" / "he got her number" / ". . . i stand corrected"
DAD!BUCKY ENTERS THE ARENA
he has no idea how to ask you about having kids so he just drops really obvious hints
"i went grocery shopping today :)" / "that's so thoughtful, thank you, buck" / ":)" / ". . ." / ":)" / "bucky, this is all baby food" / "how'd that get in there :)"
once you give him the news your pregnant this man is elated beyond belief
"we're having a baby!" / "oh my god" / "yeah, i found out- are you crying?" / *through heavy sobbing* "it's allergy season, baby, that's all"
he won't stfu about how excited he is to be a dad and mentions it whenever he can
he even is already practicing his dad jokes
"bucky, my back hurts" / "hi my back hurts, i'm dad" / "you're sleeping on the couch" / "you used the wrong you're" / "i'm literally speaking, i physcially can't do that" / "wanna hear a paper pun?" / "sure, buck" / "never mind, it's tear-able :D" / "this is going to be a long 9 months" / "i'm just getting started"
he's always around 24/7 making sure all your needs are met
he pretty much has read every baby book twelve times over and has the crib already built when your four months in
once baby barnes finally arrives he's so excited to meet his little girl
he absolute adores his little pea and wants nothing more than to spend each moment with his two favorite ladies all the time
"before you know it, she's going to be going to prom :,)" / "bucky, it's okay, she's only two weeks old, we have time" / "she's basically graduating in a month" / "i love you, old man" / "i love you too"