#buddy key

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Deacon: Why do I put up with you guys- BUDDY PUT THE SOAP DOWN IT’S NOT FOOD I KNOW YOUR VICTORIAN STREET CHILD BRAIN HAS NEVER SEEN SOAP BEFORE BUT SERIOUSLY? IT’S BLUE?

Nox: What, is food not usually blue?

Deacon: Either you’re horribly colorblind or you’ve been eating horrifying things for the past twenty years, and I don’t really want to know which one’s right.

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Chase: Do you ever think about how things would taste like if they were edible? Like what would a chair taste like if it was a food?

Nox: Considering how they taste when they aren’t, I’d say not very good.

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Silver: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast? Goldie: Several traffic violations! Bronze: Three counts of resisting arrest. Violet: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks. Nox: Also, that’s not our car.