#buff girlfriend

[lexolas221]

Some buff ass Beauregard for your timeline.

I drew this while listening to Marishas narrative telephone.

[idreamofaussies]

Today my boyfriend learned that I am indeed strong enough to pick him up and carry him across the room

[sundaysundya]

thinking about how i can’t beat my girlfriend at arm wrestling even using two arms against her one......stronk.....

[sundaysundya]

Underrated Feeling:

When ur gf wears minty lip gloss and kisses u goodbye and then u can feel where the kiss was being minty for ages afterwards

[sundaysundya]

It's real girlfriend hours today folks today im thinking about how smart eva is she's really just so fun to talk to because of it like she just has read enough stuff that she has a good basis on like everything, and she's always got such good perspective on things and when she doesn't know stuff she's so interested in learning and wants me to tell her about it and idk I just love her

[breathinginsnowflakes-blog]

oh and, that girl in death race, she'd see my sex face, and i'd see hers while im going at a jet's pace.. well actually when i've just gone at a jets pace. but fuck it, its still a banging story for my best mate!

possibly the funniest song lyrics ever.

[retiosanti]

Rizzle Kicks - Buff Girlfriend

[pussywax-blog]

i really wanna buff girlfriend