Last night, I needed to pee. My restroom is really small. There was a giant cockroach in the sink. It would move very slowly, not fear me, not go away, and be extremely disgusting. I sprayed the shit out of it with a very strong .... bug poison (?). 30mins later, not dead. I'm on my period so at this point I really needed to go... the shit face was walking on my toothbrush, MY FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH! I tried to smash with a shoe but the sink is really old so it has this hole that goes to the inside structure of it, and the Devils abortion would go in and out of it trough that hole. It was so hard to kill, when I finally smashed all of its insides splattered around the floor. Ok, that was just a bad night. Next morning I wake up, go to pee again, tilt my head slightly to the right cuz I'm sleepy, so it touches the shower curtain a bit, I straighten my head, and from the top of the shower curtain falls this huge fat spider and by this point I'm just done. What am I supposed to do? I flooded the entire room with the strongest.... bug poison I know of and this happened.... right now I have to pee again.... I wish so badly I was funny outgoing and likeable so I could ask my neighbor if I could use his restroom.......