“Hello eNews Paper.
I would like to thank three helpful boys who cleaned up my yard yesterday. Some of you may know that I have a large yard in Jamara. I love my flamingoes and my garden gnomes, however I do not use them in spells like some youths suggest.
These same, or perhaps, different youths seem to have taken their frustration out on my darling garden ornaments. I was going to call my son to clean it up, as I simply don’t have the dexterity anymore.
But yesterday three boys: a very tall atronach, a scruffy blonde, and a very short dimple boy - were out there cleaning. They got rid of the poor ornaments that were beyond repair, fixed the ones that were salvageable, and even brought me a few new ones.
However, they did not introduce themselves and I wanted to put this in the paper to thank them. Good job, Helpful Boys."
ED. NOTE: Due to the salutation and wording of this letter to the Editor, despite (and perhaps partially because of) the lack of name attached to the submission, we at the Bugle think it might be from respected local old lady P. Dragonfruit. Looks like your funky fresh boyband has a new fan, Helpful Boys!