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Of course right after submitting that confused confession my brain said "AND HERE COMES THE CACTUS WITH A STEEL CHAIR". But um, yeah! I'm Cactriffy! Well, I don't go by that name post-canon, I actually chose a new name after I dealt with... Some stuff: Opuntia Spindlespines! Opuntia being derived from a genus of cactus. You can just tag my 'link as Cactriffy though! And no, I'm not sure how this happened, but it makes me happy! Cactus time!!!!!

-Cactriffy, Bugsnax(🍰)

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Welp. Still confused. Istg every time I think I've got a bugsnax link pinned down I start fixating on a different character and it triggers a flicker, making me question it AGAIN. Right now I'm considering Bronica and the journalist, and also maybe Shelda????(you don't have to tag any of those btw none of this is set in stone.) I am WILDLY indecisive and EXTREMELY confused! WHY CANT I JUST BE A BUG-EATING MUPPET PERSON WITHOUT HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS- /lh

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Idk why but I can't stop watching slime videos. Floofty brain sees an unidentified substance and says "I've got to touch that" 

-Floofty Fizzlebean, Bugsnax(🍰)

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Ok, update on the bugsnax 'link situation: I decided to take a break from pondering my linktype and just enjoy the hyperfixation, see what happens. This turned out to be very productive, and I've found myself gravitating heavily towards Floofty. I've all but... Is there a word that's like kinfirmed for linktypes? You get the idea. Here's how that's been going: PROS: Discovered grumpuses arch their backs like cats, either when frightened or as a threat, like baring teeth. I think they also have "scruff" down their neck and upper back that puffs up when they do this, though if this is some sort of air sack that inflates, or a group of muscles that tenses, or something else, I have no idea >:/ CONS: Looked down to discover I was holding my phone like a clipboard. Please help I can't stop/hj -Floofty Fizzlebean, Bugsnax(🍰)

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^^Pic of me with all these completely disconnected flickers and noemata^^. Turns out that noema was foreshadowing cuz now I'm in a Triffany flicker. Bugsnax is gonna kill me a swear--

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Me: hey brain, these flickers have been neat and all, but I’m still really confused about who from bugsnax I actually am. Could I please have some noemata for Gramble or Floofty?

My Brain: here you go :) *hands me a phantom shift of fangs that don’t match any canon characters’ and noema of Triffany’s entire lineage complete with full names and appearances*

Me: …what is this?

My Brain: It’s noemata! Like you wanted! I even gave you a shift as a treat!

Me: π_π

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Good evening, do you remember that submission I sent mere hours ago? It is no longer accurate, as it has come to my attention that gramble was a short flicker and not a particularly good candidate for a linktype. I’m hesitant to settle on any one character for the time being, but I’m quite enjoying being floofty at the moment, and have decided to experiment with it further to see if it stays put. Most of what I said in the previous submission, as ineloquent wait was, is still true, so you are free to post it if you wish. As hesitant as I am, it’s probably best for me to retire for the night, as it is five in the morning, so goodnight to you.

-Floofty Fizzlebean(for now, anyway), Bugsnax (🍰)

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Update: I FINISHED BUGSNAX AND I WAS RIGHT I'M BEING VERY ALTERHUMAN ABOUT IT. But also WHAT THE GRUMP WAS THAT ENDING. I don't wanna spoil it because I really do think everybody should play it or at least watch a playthrough but I have so many complicated feelings??? Help?????? Also it doesn't help that I'm currently reading a fanfic that I can feel changing my brain chemistry as we speak. It's over 100,000 words and it's gonna make me crumble to dust HELP.

-Gramble Gigglefunny, Bugsnax (🍰)