Darren: I WAS STUCK IN THIS ROOM WITH A LADY WHO WAS DYING OUT HER ASS
Windy Thing: it smells like sick people and too-clean stuff
Darren: NOT EVEN KIDDING
Windy Thing: at the same fucking time
Darren: SHE HAD VIOLENT DEATH DIAREHHA
Your Royal Fuckass: XDDDDDDDDD
Darren: ALL
Darren: NIGHT
Darren: LONG
Your Royal Fuckass: LOL
Darren: THE ENTIRE NIGHT WAS A PAINFUL STINK BOMB OF SORRIES AND JESUS LOVING ME
Darren: “*HUGE SHIT BOMB* Don’t be scared because Jesus loves you~”
Windy Thing: WHAT
Darren: “I’M NOT SCARED I’M JUST SICK FOR YOUR ASS VOLCANO.”
Darren: And they wanted to keep me for TWO nights
Darren: LIKE OH HELL NO
Darren: YOU KNOW WHAT SHE DOES WHEN YOU PEOPLE AREN’T HERE
Darren: SHE LIQUIFIES HER INSIDES AND ROCKET LAUNCHES THEM INTO THE TOLIET WITH THE DOOR OPEN
Darren: FUCK YOU I WANT ANOTHER CAT SCAN
Darren: Oh god no they wouldn’t
Darren: AND THOSE BITCHES STICKING ME WITH NEEDLES WHEN I’M ASLEEP
Darren: SLAPPIN MY FACE LIKE: “YOU UP YET”
Darren: “WELL FUCK I WAS HAVING A DREAM WHERE I WAS IN A ROOM THAT DIDN’T DOUBLE AS A DIAPER.”
Darren: LIKE I WAS GONNA GET AIRBOURNE PINK EYE
Darren: SHE SCARED MY FAMILY OUT THE ROOM WITH HER ASS TROUBLES
Darren: THEY WERE LIKE: “Fuckin sucks to be you.”
Darren: AND LEFT
Darren: Jen was there and she was sitting like: “Omg she’s a trambonist!”
Darren: “Nope that’s her ass.”
Darren: AND SHE MOANED TOO
Darren: THAT WAS THE WORST OF IT
Darren: “PFFFFFFFFFFFFFF ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~~~”
Darren: Her toliet was like two steps off the bed
Darren: OMG SHE OVER FLOODED THAT FUCKING THING
Darren: Thing hold five gallons
Darren: FIVE
Darren: GALLONS