Do you happen to have any cute headcanons for Samon? 🥰 like dating or with like a super affectionate s/o?
dating samon goku: headcanons
[𖤐] hi, thank you so much for the request!! i love writing nanbaka so as usual, this was super fun to write! if you want a seperate one with an affectionate s/o, i would be more than happy to oblige :))
[𖤐] these headcanons do contain some very minor manga spoilers, but please do read with caution!
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✗ first of all, samon will be super protective of you whenever he can sense that hajime is near, (i really do think he has an internal hajime sensor).
✗ it really doesn’t take a lot to get hajime and samon to start fighting, so if samon even catches hajime glancing at you, he will completely go off on him.
✗ “you ugly gorilla, don't even dare put. your eyes on something so beautiful!!”
✗ he’ll share his popsicles with you, especially if it’s hot out and you guys are sweating like crazy in your uniforms.
✗ hajime will try to not associate with you at all, and this is entirely because he does not want to deal with samon. there will be times that you two will have to work together, (probably supervising inmates) and samon will literally be livid, but he will just barely hold it together because it’s an order from the warden, so it has to be done.
✗ just overall, he is very protective, even when hajime isn’t around. i mean, this is an all-male prison, so i don’t suppose you can really blame him for being a little jealous whenever you’re talking with another guard. samon definitely needs to have a little bit more chill though, because sometimes he can be really intense with this, but as jealous as he gets, he completely trusts you and the fact that you would never cheat on him.
✗ when you guys are doing late paperwork in the office, he’ll take a few minutes to just watch you as you work. he thinks you’re really cute when you’re focusing on something, and with all your habits that you have.
✗ he’s the type of person to dedicate his everything to his s/o, even if he knows deep-down that they would neve do the same for him, so please don’t hurt him.
✗ he’ll let you trace over the tattoos he has on his arms for however long you want to; he loves the feeling of your soft touches on his skin. it feels like little zings! Everytime you make contact with him.
✗ when he’s feeling tired and needs a break, he’ll lean his head on your shoulder, whether its when the two of you are sitting side by side, or he’s standing in front of you and has his head leaned down.
✗ he’s pretty normal with pda, except at work. when you guys are at work, he will not be giving any signs to anybody that you are in a relationship, (this most goes for when there are inmates around). since you’re a guard underneath him, he also does not want to show favoritism towards you since you guys are dating. outside of work though, he’s fine with whatever you’re comfortable with; as long as it makes you happy. hand-holding, kisses, he’s down for all of it.
✗ samon will talk big game with you and will flirt a lot to try and make you flustered, (it probably works) but the second you fire back with something, he will be trying to cover his face because it’s turning red. he’s really down bad for you.
✗ when he does manage to get you flustered, he will be such a cocky little shit, so you better think of something to get him back with.
✗ sleeping on his shoulder on the monorail when you’re on the way to another building or leaving work is definitely a common occurrence. nanba is a lot bigger than a lot of people realize, so the monorail ride will usually take anywhere from half an hour to an hour and a half.
✗ samon is overall a pretty cliche sort of romantic guy. he’ll get you your favorite flowers if you guys are going on a nice date, and he’ll clean up pretty nice. definitely the type of guy to set up a candlelight dinner for you, along with your favorite foods, (even if your favorite food is mac and cheese, he will find a way to make it look nice).
✗ he doesn’t really like to mention it, but he will be doing a lot of small things that he thinks will make your day better, even though he has a very busy schedule himself. he’ll do things like make your coffee in the morning, file your paperwork for you, do your laundry if you’re busy, and he’ll make you food and give it to you throughout the day because he wants to make sure that you’re doing alright and that you’re taking care of yourself.
✗ samon will definitely tell you a lot of stories from when he grew up in the mountains with enki and noriko, like how enki would train him and how he was so excited to get stronger, and how noriko would make the most amazing food out of what seemed to be nothing. you can tell by the way he looks when he’s talking about it that his childhood holds a lot of fond memories for him.
✗ the two of you will probably argue over really stupid shit, especially since samon gets pissed off pretty easily. you guys will also make up easily though, and samon will always apologize, (because let's be honest, he probably got annoyed that you were buying too many snack or some shit lmfao)
✗ he’ll definitely introduce you to noriko, and she is super sweet and really likes you. she had always wondered if samon would ever be able to get a girlfriend due to his rowdy personality, so she’s glad that there’s somebody who’s watching over him.
✗ when you guys cuddle, he’ll be cradling your head close to his chest and rubbing the back of your head with his hand. having your presence close to his makes him feel a lot more calm, and he also feels a lot closer to you in general.
✗ he’s a pretty clingy monkey whenever you two are alone, and he’s always going to want you attention on him, so expect for him to be hugging you from the back, mumbling about how you’d been “ignoring” him all day.
✗ “samon, we literally just cuddled in bed for three hours, i really don’t think i’ve been ignoring you.” “you haven’t talked to me >:(.” “we were asleep????”
✗ you will never get anywhere with him by trying to drop subtle hints about something. if you want something from him, you’re going to have to be very straightforward with it.
✗ because he was never exposed to the opposite gender, he doesn’t really know how to act. does training count as a date? how is he supposed to hug someone? should he invite you to play mahjong in the gameroom?
✗ after a couple weeks, he will slowly start to understand how to act on his emotions, so expect to be brought to the courtyard so he can show off his new skills. will literally worship you if you compliment any of his moves.
✗ will protect you no matter what’s happening. if he couldn’t fight to save somebody important to him, what kind of martial artist would he be?
✗ his awkwardness with you is quite endearing sometimes, especially if he’s trying to give you a gift or ask for affection, (don’t tease him for it, he will get embarrassed and avoid you for the rest of the week).
✗ “um, i asked rock to have the building 13 chef make this for you, so take it. okay bye.” doesn’t know what he’s supposed to do, please be patient with him.
✗ when you first ask to sleep with him, he doesn’t understand at all. once you explain to him, he’ll be nervous, but if it’s something that’ll make you happy, he’s willing to do it. after a while, he can definitely understand why you like it, and will be trying to think of ways to ask you for a hug or cuddles without seeming weird.
✗ he grew up being taught that women are the weaker gender, and that they need to be protected since they are inferior, so if you’re a really feisty person, he will definitely be surprised. it will probably take him a bit to understand that women can be strong as well, but once he overcomes his past teachings, he will be your number one fanboy. extra points for you if you can fight really well.
✗ if you’re not good at fighting and aren’t really active, he will take it upon himself to be your personal trainer. he wants you to be able to defend yourself if he’s not around, which is why he will push you hard to try and be stronger, especially after the events of the building five arc. he just wants you to be safe <3
✗ the type of couple where you are holding down his feet while he’s doing sit-ups, and give him a kiss when he gets to the top, (this only happens when the two of you are alone, or nobody is looking. either way, he will be extremely flustered.)
✗ he isn’t really one for pda, and prefers to keep it when the two of you are alone, but will hold your hand and give you headpats instead, (and maybe a kiss on your head if he’s feeling bold).
✗ his cuddles are kind of awkward at first since he’s not sure where he should put his hands or what you were comfortable with. once you teach him, he will always have to have his arms around you in some way, and you will not be getting out of his grip anytime soon. his cuddles are great though, they feel very protective. 10/10.
✗ will ask samon for dating advice
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