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Scout: How much longer till we get there?!

Sniper: About, er…2 hours. [Scout groans dramatically].

Scout: It’s like a freakin’ ice box in here!

Sniper: Sit closer then, roo. Turned the heat up as much as it’ll go without overworkin’ the engine. Then we’d really be in a bloody ice box.

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Yo what’s up!

Scout here, obviously. Anyway, got some sorta bad news. Miss P is sendin’ me and Snipes on a longer contract, meanin’ we’ll be away for a bit, focusin’ on some super sweet, top secret business!

Knowin’ how good of a team we are, we’ll probably knock it out in no freakin’ time!

That’s all for now. Catch ya guys later, alright? Ya better still frickin’ be here when we get back!

Scout said it best, but yep! I’m going to be taking a short break… (knowing me it’ll probably just be a day or two). I’m getting stressed recently and struggling to keep my confidence up, so it’s time for a little refresher!

I’ll be closing the ask box for the time being. I’m not sure if I’ll do asks sparingly during this time but I’ll just see how i feel!

Thanks guys! Hope this isn’t too jarring! I am so horrible at stress management

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Snipes was so freakin’ moody today. Ya’d think someone pissed in his coffee!

Get it? It’s ’cause he pisses a lot.

I’m hilarious!

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Snipes always says my drawin’ is real good and that I got a lotta talent. Y’know what I say? Duh! I’m the freakin’ best!

I like drawin’ Snipes smilin’. He doesn’t do it that often around the other guys, but I always got the perfect reference when he’s with me.

I got a ton of him. He always gets all red when he sees them…uhm, anyway. Yeah, stay tuned for all the stuff I’m awesome at!

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Day 1147387476299373829829 without Bonk!…

I don’t think I’ll make it…I’ve had countless knock off Bonk!’s…tell Snipes…I love him… [Sniffles].

Sniper: Go to sleep, love. It’s bloody late.

[Scout sighs and lays down, cuddling up behind Sniper].

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Scout: Okay, now that’s a WAY bigger freakin’ number, Snipes!

Sniper: Crikey…that’s more than Heavy’s got in that bloody massive gun of his.

Scout: Sasha, ya mean?

Sniper: …Yeah, Sasha.

A final thanks before I head to bed for the night!

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Scout: Woah! We’ve got a ton of likes now! That’s like, a really big number!

Sniper: It isn’t that big, Scout. Still…I’m surprised. Guess folks like us more than I thought.

i’m so happy so many people are enjoying my blog! ik it’s not a crazy milestone but it still means a lot!