Yo! I’m Scout, kind of a big deal. I created this blog to show everyone how freakin’ sweet I am. Also, Snipes is here! He’s not sayin’ anythin’ ‘cause he thinks this is a bad idea. Ask away! I know I’ll get a lotta autograph requests but keep it to a minimum, guys.
Now for the real basics
I’m the mod. My name is Max. I go by he/they/it. I’m just creating this for a bit of fun, as I’m bored and have nothing better to do. This is going to be a speeding bullet focused blog (if you couldn’t guess so far). Also, this is my first ask blog, so please bear with me.
Anon list
mod is 18+, suggestive asks are allowed but full nsfw will be ignored (please block the suggestive tag to avoid seeing that content!)
most of this will be my own headcanons and perspectives, but you are allowed to project your own
you can send as many asks as you like, but please do not spam a single ask
roleplay as much as you like
i will also write for other mercs if the question pertains to it, but i would like it to be relative to sniper or scout (miss pauling is included of course)
RED x BLU asks are allowed as well, just please specify by coloring the name (i.e. scout, sniper) or just saying BLU Scout or RED Sniper. RED x BLU will be on a separate timeline than RED x RED or BLU x BLU
you are welcome to ask questions about the mod as well!
DMs are open if you want to chat or if you have questions about rules or whatever else!
you are allowed to sign off with an emoji to be recognized in the future!
freak fortress asks will be separate from team fortress. abbreviations for their names can be CBS or AP, just for clarity sake.
I may add more rules later as I think of them
Tags
#mugs n cans - general asks
#asks n cans - scout-centric asks
#mugs n asks - sniper-centric asks
#freaks n asks - all asks pertaining to christian brutal sniper or ass pancakes
#post mugs n cans - post-comic asks
#mod mugs - asks about the mod
#ooc - mostly for things unrelated to asks like announcements
#bullet mail - for replying or posting outside of asks ic
#bullet fanart - for me being incapable of not sharing speeding bullet fanart every few posts
#bullet reblogs - for non-fanart reblogs (think memes and stuff like that)
Huh, I looked a bit more into what y'all were up to while you were out, and it looks like you were in Australia for a little bit. I'm sure you were mostly busy with all the goings-on and such, and you weren't there long, but what'd'ya think of it?
- 🐈⬛ anon
Psh, yeah! All we saw were frickin’ ROCKS and DIRT. I couldn’t help but think, Snipes grew up in such a barren wasteland! No wonder he’s…how he is! Y’know what I mean?
This ain’t even takin’ into account the whole thing goin’ on with the cities. Sheesh.
Sniper, what do you think about Scout's Shortstop? Scout can snipe using that and shove people. Or maybe you are the one who teach Scout to snipe using that?
The way he shoves blokes around on the battlefield like a bloody schoolyard bully is sorta amusin’. Other than that, he doesn’t really do much else with it.
All the tricks Scout learns with his weapons, it was him, and him alone who figured it out. I actually find all his guns to be, er…inaccurate and frustratin’.
They looked really frickin’ painful at first. I mean, Snipes was just runnin’ around naked for a bit there. Spy was there too…it was an awkward situation.
Just imagine how ya’d feel to have your super hot Australian boyfriend, fully naked and kinda bloody standin’ over ya after ya just met God!
Whatever ya imagined, that’s probably only half of what I felt!
Sniper: Could be better, mate. Got a bloody earful from my mum about the ‘importance of a steady job’ and how she ‘knew this was gonna happen’. We aren’t as well off as RED is, seein’ as they’re usually successful…bloody bogans don’t even use their money for anythin’ worth while…
Scout: My ma was real upset with me, too. It’s not as bad as when me and my brothers were younger, but…I was kinda hopin’ we’d never be in that position again, y’know? My brothers have been tryin’ to get work but…I get the feelin’ they were all countin’ on me to succeed, and I failed ‘em. Spy and Engie are tryin’ to get us all new work, a few contracts here and there…but uh. Yeah.
this is a master list of all the scout blogs i can find! shoot me an ask or dm if you’re a scout and would like to be added to or removed from this list!
criteria: be named scout irl, a scout rp blog, or just generally really relate to him/kin him/vibe w him/whatever
@scouts-cosplays @scouts-cosplays-original @scout-in-situations @scunts-boringoutfits (these are my blogs)
HOLY SHIT YOU'RE BACK THE NATURE IS HEALING!! we missed u :3
Hey-hey! If you both don't mind, how would you fill this template in? (You can fill in for each other or smth like sniper rates scout and the other way around. Idunno, I don't mind either way)
Sniper: Bit personal, isn’t it?
Scout: This took FOREVER! BORIN’! I already knew all this stuff!
Sniper: I think the point is that they don’t know this stuff, Roo. Reckon it should’ve stayed that way…
[the frantic flapping of tiny wings pounded in time with her little heartbeats, tears flying from her eyes as she made a mad dash into scout's chest, sobbing chips into his shirt]
FAST MASTER!! WHY YOU LEAVE RUBY??! RUBY MISSED MASTER~~!
[she landed on his hat brim and peeked at him from over it with watery eyes and a sad tilt of her head accompanying the sentiment.] - 🍒
Aw, jeez! [He gently cups his hands around the small bird before she lands on his hat].
I’m real sorry, Ruby! With how things were, I’m kinda glad ya weren’t there…ya could’a gotten hurt. Hell, I got hurt, so ya know it’s serious!
But, hey, I’m back and better than ever! So ya don’t gotta worry. I bet ya missed pee man, too, huh? [He grins].
