#bullwcrthless

[fauxdoe]

      ❛  —— so you took their lakeside getaway? nice.       i’m gonna be hiding out here occasionally. ❜

@bullwcrthless

[fauxdoe]

    ❛  —— you’re late, did the prefects make you mow the lawn again? ❜

* @bullwcrthless.

[whats-punk]

Zo and Zoe idk hides

zo and zoe sounds like a REALLY GAY sitcom lmao

send me a ship and i’ll tell you which one:

immediately begins to shimmy when maroon 5 comes on: it really depends on the song?? if it’s a good song then zo will start it but if it’s say SUGAR (hate the whole album you don’t even KNOW) then zoe would start it and try to pull zo into joining

wakes the other up at 3am demanding pancakes: ZOE

sends the other unsolicited nudes: zoe

brags about knowing karate even though they never made it past yellow belt: both of them. at the same time. just ‘i could kick your ass’

comes to a complete halt outside bakeries/candy shops: WELL both of them would but zoe would get zo’s attention

blows sarcastic kisses after doing ridiculous shit: both of them would but zo does it the most

killed the guy (also, which hid the body): probably zoe who killed the guy but zo helped hide the body

wears the least clothing around the house: ZO (seriously there is a reason edgar was like ‘the chem-o-lot is not a “pants-free zone” jk it was bc of duncan)

has icky sentimental moments for no apparent reason: zo

[rexmama-deactivated20150826]

           “hey — shut the fuck up.” zoe brought her broken arm to shush gary, laughing.            “don’t be a bitch, bitchass.”

[misunderstoodsociopath-blog]

He looked over at her, expression filled with disgust at the fact that she almost touched him with that arm. Sure, it wasn't diseased or anything, but seeing it move like that just made his skin crawl.

"Put that fucking thing back where it came from, or so help me."