Both Bee and Blitz have leave their them after they found out that Bee’s preg. They hide and liv in something like a house. Maybe there are some few problems but they still live a happy life.
Bee would be isolating himself from his team the moment he feels something is off within his spark and inside his tanks.
he runs a self diagnostic and sees that a foreign presence is detected, one not hostile and in need of nutrients.
He is no idiot contrary to his actions performance.
He immediately understands what this means and urgently claws open his chassis to see a sparkline connected to his own spark and around his spinal cording to the amnio cord of his gestation tank that glows brightly with the sign of new life.
Bee is.... immediately crying and panicking to himself which Blitzing feels through their shared conjunx bond.
Silence is what Bee gives Blitzwing.
He doesn't want to worry or endanger his love with the exposing proof of their illegal and intimate actions. Sudden death would be what both are granted and neither wants that for the other. Bee wore spark baffles for a reason, spike wraps simply broke from the amount of transfluid Blitzwing pumped out, so this was their only option. But It seems even this option wasn't good enough.
Bee sneaks out one night, at the beginning of Prowl and Optimus's patrol. He slips into the thicket of the forest where he walks, transforming is not an option as it already hurts him to try using his t-cog, towards the Detroit river so he can slip into Omega Supreme and use an escape pod to find a neutral planet away from Earth and Cybertron.
Of course his plans are interrupted by an angry, scared,, confused and terrified Blitzwing who rushes at Bee. yanking him chassis to chassis before searching his frame and seeing the exhaustion on his being, the terror and marks of coolant on his optics and face plate, with the signs of starvation on his tanks and cheeks because the sparkling was taking so much already.
Bee wasn't consuming enough fuel because he couldn't chance raising suspicions nor could he handle the reflux of not having the energon their sparkling craved.
Bee looked like a starved and exhausted carrier through and through already, it made him wonder how far along he was and if the sparkling would split or was just a war frame. With the way his tanks had already began to swell he assumed and hoped they were just a war frame and judging by Blitzwing's lack of yelling and his optics glued to his tanks like a metro deer in chassis lights, he was becoming aware of their literal growing problem too.
"Mien primus...are jou... are ve sparked?"
bumblebee blames leaking coolant on his hormones and the fact if they're caught its both their helms.
"you weren't supposed to know...let me go blitzing."
"Let you go?!"
Blitzwing never did take kindly to Bee putting distance to them on a regular basis. But when for such an important and prominent moment such as their sparkling?
Bumblebee didn't know the cold side to his love could yell and turn red all on his own.
Seems after that night, with all the fussing, crying later denied by his Blitzwing of course, and new curse words that the German seeker taught him, they were both on their way to a neutral planet.
One that was cyberganic from the looks of it.
And a place that Sari could apparently breathe in since she decided to see what was wrong with her friend and snuck aboard not Bumblebee no. Snuck onto Blitzwing of all Mecha and stowed away on him until they came halfway to the new planet where she accidentally revealed herself because she had to pee really really badly and leapt out of his cockpit. The very same cockpit he had no idea was being used.
"Sari! You don't understand! You shouldn't have come! it's too dangerous for you! You're a sparkling! You need to be safe on your planet! With the others! Not with me! I can't keep you safe! Bitty I can't keep you safe!"
Bumblebee has a processor melt down because now Sari was stuck with them so far away from home and her dad and their friends. She was in danger now that she was with an ex-con and ex-autobot. He's gently hugging her while leaking coolant and it is Blitzwing who calmly tells her that she should've used her half processor.
"We will not be returning to Earth, we cannot. Megatron is there and any cross fraternization will be executed, We are in a...precious predicament. Your being here has added to the situation, not for the best. I should offline you for causing such stress to my conjunx but doing so would upset to great lengths I will not entertain. So now we're stuck with another bitty to feed."
Sari, to her credit, was not taken fully by surprise. As a child she cannot grasp the multiple horrors, worries and fears they do, but she is by no means completely blindsided to what is going on.
"I knew something was wrong Bee, but I was just hoping I could help. I sensed it, the key, before I left it with Ratchet, it knew, it told me. So I had to come, I had to make sure you were okay! I know I should've stayed with the others but I couldn't leave you alone!"
seeing her leak from what humans called eyes did sting a tad bit in Blitzwing's spark but just a tad. He told himself this was not the beginning of him caring for an organic but the sight of his Bumblebee treating her as if she were his very own sparkling made his face plates switch to red and he sighed angrily to himself.
"Great, the first sparkling we have is this hybrid," he grumbles this to himself but carrier audials hear everything a glare from his Hummel is enough to shut him up.
'This is going to be a long carriage,' he groused to himself.
Though it wasn't at all in any of their plans, none of this was really but Sari and Blitzwing coming along was something Bee really did not account for, they made things work a lot better than what one expects.
With Blitzwing's help, Sari made a personal transmission to her dad telling him she was safe but wasn't coming back. They both cried and her dad made her promise to be safe and talk to him whenever she was able to get the chance again. Bumblebee apologized for not noticing Sari was with them to which Issac did not reprimand him, he only asked that Bumblebee promise to keep her safe.
Bumblebee leaked coolant at the request which struck Issac to the core with surprise and worry. Blitzwing did his best not to reveal himself, Bee could only nod and reach for Sari. He let out a crooning noise carriers were known to make in times of needing comfort and seeking to give comfort.
Issac thought it was completely strange and out of place but seeing Sari's eyes glow and her head swivel to immediately turn and reach for Bumblebee and be picked up and cuddled, something his daughter has never done or requested, made his brain fizzle out.
"Dad..if they ask, we're safe and on a neutral planet, okay? We're safe," Sari mumbled. She'd fallen asleep so easily it was scary and that is when Bee looked to Issac.
"She answered a carrier's call...Sari isn't human is she?"
and after some time, Issac sumdac finally admitted, "No she's not," he finally told Bumblebee and unknowingly Blitzwing, explaining how she was a sparkling in a pod that looked underdeveloped until he touched her. She then transformed to half organic half cybertronian.
Blitzwing had a feeling he knew just who she came from but knowing his former master, she was better off with them. It was something he would tell his Hummel after the call ended. For now, the scientist and his conjunx said their final partings and ended the call.
"Hummel," he lifted Bee into his arms and carried him from the back room to their berth where he curled around his Hummel and the unfortunate human they brought along with them, he brought along, unknowingly.
"Later stormy...please?"
He nods, spark fluttering to the past, both of them in their original frames before war separated and changed them. Kissing his humbles helm, they both drift off into slumber, as the ship takes them to a distant planet.
The first planet they go to Sari and Bumblebee are both hidden in the ship for. They stay within their room as Blitzwing refuels and gets supplies and decides they are not far away enough from autobot or deception territory.
It is then Bumblebee tells Sari she isn't fully human and that she was half cybertronian. She doesn't want to believe Bumblebee but deep down she knows he's not lying to her. All the proof she needs is given when not only does Bumblebee sound a carrier's call, she instinctively gives back a sparkling call and her optics glow reddish-orange. She's running into his arms before she knows it and when she comes back to herself she cries. She's scared and doesn't fully understand and needs comfort so Bumblebee gives it to her.
By the time Blitzwing returns they're recharging with the berth in a corner and Bee is shielding her and their sparkling from the world.
He sighs because while he wants to hate this creature he can't bring himself to.
He makes sure to scan her vitals and uses a cloth to cover her. The first of many sire acts he does for her.
The second planet they visit Bee gives Sari a gentle carrier command. Do not leave my sparkling pact, his is in the middle between his chassis and tanks, and do not make a sound.
Blitzwing does all the talking while Bee tries not to purge from all the scents surrounding them.
They leave the second planet quickly and Sari while not liking the carrier's command, understands the danger when Blitzwing begins to explain but Bee elbow checks him and takes over.
It's not until their fifth planet is Sari allowed to run out the ship, within grabbing distance, and touch the cyber grass that feels s different yet so natural to her,
A home made from cyberbark and volcanic rock stands before her and she looks back to Bee who smiles and nods to her. She's running straight to the place ready to explore as Bumblebee and Blitzwing walk to their old home.
It's dusty and needs a fresh cleaning, but the place is still strong and stable as ever.
Here they can raise both unplanned sparklings in safety and here they can start a new beginning.
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I didn't plan for this to be this long or go this direction but I was enjoying writing.
“I’ll never eat another bite of anything until you send me some one who will make me laugh.”
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Based on the Yugoslavian Fairytale “The laughing Prince: The story of the boy who talked nonsense”. It’s actually one of my favourite fairytales and I am so sad not more people know it.
It tells the story of a young farmer’s son named Stephan. Stephan was seen by his family as foolish and will amount to nothing in life as Stephan spent all his days “talking nonsense”. By ‘talking nonsense’, what they actually meant was “Stephan is a storyteller”. The only one in his family who actually loves Stephan’s stories and does not call him stupid is his youngest sister Militza. She would ask him every night to tell her one of his stories.
On the other side of the story there is the kingdom’s young princess who’s the tzar’s only child. Given he had no sons, the Tzar decided to “raise his daughter like a boy” meaning he hired all the wisest tutors in the land to teach her all about statecraft and law and philosophy and all the other things that the heir to the throne ought to know.
Then one day the princess snapped. After years of spending every waking hour surrounded by stuffy books and boring old teachers, the princess declared: “I'll never eat another bite of anything until you send me some one who will make me laugh. I'm tired of living in this gloomy old castle with a lot of old men and old women who do nothing but instruct me”
Aka the princess starts starving herself until someone can actually make her laugh. So the king sends out messengers throughout the kingdom that anyone who can make his daughter laugh shall become her husband and future ruler of the kingdom.
And upon hearing this Militza urges her brother to go to the palace and tell the princess one of his nonsense stories to make her laugh. And so Stephan arrives there and is allowed to meet the princess herself. Instantly he starts telling her exaggerated and silly stories and the princess cannot help but laugh. They get married and Stephan earns the title of “the laughing prince”.
For this AU Bumblebee would take on the role of the miserable Princess and Blitzwing that of Stephan.
The Tsar in this story would be both Optimus and Megatron. Any other roles like that of Stephan’s family are still open or will be filled by half baked OCs (any suggestions are welcome though)
If you have thoughts, questions or ideas for this AU let me know. Or heck you can post your own version if this little post of mine has inspired you in any way - and if you do please tag me in it, I would love to see more Transformers Fairy Tale AUs.
