Bit Of Silliness
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Prowl & Smokescreen: ...
Prowl: How'd you become a grand carrier before me?
Smokescreen: Huh?!
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Bit Of Silliness
Blurr holding up Wheelie: Look at this weird sparkling I found. I'm gonna keep him!
Prowl & Smokescreen: ...
Prowl: How'd you become a grand carrier before me?
Smokescreen: Huh?!
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Thank you blushy
TFA Epilogue
Settling in had been pretty chaotic for the past year. Feeling his job and running away with his lover, only to settle on the border of the proud city of Vos. Only to greet their sparkling a few months later. Bumblebee was sure he will never experience such chaotic events, for at least a couple centuries.
As for now? He's busy settling in with his daughter.
"Ivory? Ivory where did you go?" Bumblebee gave a curious hum. One hand on his hip while another held up a warm bottle. Optics still locked onto to the now empty play mat. "I swear I'd left her right here..."
Just then a small voice spoke up. "Carry up, up!" Sitting high on a self was Ivory. Wings happily flapping with joy, a wide grin growing on her face.
Bumblebee just blinked, a mix of joy and shock on his face. Only a steller cycle old and yet she's already figured out how to fly. Blitzwing will be proud. Now, how to get her down? "That's great Ivory, but Carry can't reach you. Can you come down, its dinner time"
"Dinner!" With no fear the young sparkling threw herself off the self. Bumblebee's spark rose into his throat as he darted forwards to catch her. "Again, Again!"
"Primus little spark, you gave carry a fright" With a sigh Bumblebee pulled Ivory close. If his daughter keeps this up he might need to add extra padding around the hose. "Now why don't we get some dinner? Your Uncle Oppy and Roddy will be here soon"
Eventually the mischievous sparkling was returned to her high chair. Allowing her carrier to hand her the warm bottle. Wings fluttering as her sky blue optics turned focus on the front door. Allowing Bumblebee to sit down at the table and grab his own cube. At this rate Ivory will soon be big enough to start eating solids.
Taking a sip Bumblebee glanced towards the self from eariler. On its mantle sat a photo just taken a few weeks ago. Both Optimus and Rodimus smiling wide as they held Ivory. It always brough a smile to face every time he looked at it. Still, despite everything Bumblebee worried. He can only hope they're doing well.
Just then Ivory spoke up. Servos drumming on the table of the high chair, while a smile fell on her face. "Uncle Oppy, Roddy!" She then reached out towards the door.
Right on cue Bumblebee rose to his pedes before walking over towards the front door. His own smile creeping on his lips as he saw the familiar silhouettes through the glass. Once open Bumblebee couldn't help but laugh as he locked optics with his brothers. "Primus, w-what are you two wearing?!"
"Rude. That's the first thing you say us?" Optimus rolled his optics as he stepped inside. Frame covered in paint splatters and silly string. In one servo he held what seemed to be a present still intact.
Rodimus gave his own snort as he lightly petted Optimus's shoulder. His own frame decorated in its own splatters of mixed paint and string. It seemed both brothers have lost whatever fight they had with a paint bucket. "Don't mind him Bee. It was my idea to take the short cut through the festival" He then gave a prideful grin as he handed over his own gift. "Still, I don't regret a thing"
"At least one of us does" Optimus huffed but his annoyance quickly melted away. His smile softly growing as he walked over towards his neice. "Hey ya little star, are you behaving well for your carrier?"
"Oppy!" Ivory giggle as she reached out. Wings happily fluttering as she was plucked from the high chair. "You look silly!" Servos already tracing the specks of mashed colors on her uncle's arms.
Optimus just sighed before returning the smile with his own. A mix of embarrassment yet joy swirling around his spark. "Yeah, Uncle Oppy and Roddy look silly. But that means we don't have to worry about getting messy" He then lightly spin on his heel holding Ivory high, making her laugh.
"Eh, make sure to keep the mess in the garden this time!" Bumblebee called out as he watched the troublesome duo head outside. He then lightly shook his helm as he put down the present onto the table.
Rodimus just crossed his arms giving a light sigh. A content smile on his face as he joined Bumblebee's side. "I'm glad Optimus is letting himself be free. His new job is nice but pretty boring" He then turned to look at Bee. "What about you, are you settling in well?"
Bumblebee gave a gentle hum. Warm blooming in his spark as he thought over the past year. "Yeah, I mean moving to Vos took some time getting use too but Blitzwing showed me around. And Ivory is smart and lively sparkling, maybe a bit too lively. Then again I have no regrets"
"I'm glad to hear that" Rodimus then turned his gaze to his own servo. Smile softening as he carefully fiddled with a ring. "We were worried sick y'know. Spent weeks lying awake fearing the worse" He then turned to look back at Bumblebee. "Glad to see you're happy Bee"
"Urgh, saps the both of you!" Suddenly Bumblebee rushed over to hug the maroon speedster. After a long squeeze he finally let go. "Enough moping, tell me about that ring! Who's the lucky bot?"
Blush quickly crept onto Rodimus's cheeks. Optics doing everything but look at Bumblebee. "O-oh its no one special. Just someone I've met at work"
Narrowing his optics Bumblebee just gave a curious hum. A sly smirk growing on his lips. "Its that big blue mech isn't it? Ultra Magnus was it, if I remember he was a VIP right?" Joy quickly took over as he watched his brother's face turn redder and redder.
"Argh you're too good!" Servos quickly covered his face. Field buzzing as he tried his best to melt away. "But yeah, he's my fiancé" Rodimus then poke an optics through the gap of his servo.
"Haha!" Bumblebee then pulled him into a hug. "I'm so happy! Ultra Magnus might be a grouchy mech but if you love him I have nothing to worry about" Suddenly he pulled away. "Oh, what about Optimus did he meet someone too? If not I could introduce him to Blitzwing's boss, he's rather handsome mech and a war frame"
Rodimus lightly shook his helm. "Not that I know but I wouldn't mind helping to set up a blind date. Primus knows Optimus needs to get laid"
"I heard that!" Optimus voice called out. Making both brothers wheeze with laughter.
Oh this was going to be so much fun!
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Awww kool kat!!! Yes!!! I love it!!! I got so excited when i saw this!!’
TFA (last Chapter)
Today couldn't get any worse. The weight gain on his tanks he was desperately trying to ignore, turns out its a sparkling. Which mean Bumblebee was sparked. Sparked a sparkling, pleasure bots couldn't no- shouldn't be sparked. Carrying meant they can't work, not to mention trying to find the sire out of thousands of clients meant decades of tracking them down. Meaning Bee is truly now in a pickle.
"What am I going to do?!" Helm resting in his servos all Bumblebee could do was coil into a tighter ball. "I'm so stupid!"
"You're not stupid" Optimus placed a comforting servo on Bee's back. EM field sending flicks of reinsurance and comfort. "You simply didn't know, besides even with the best protection slip ups do happen" Part of him wished he could be better at finding more comofrting words.
Bumblebee gave a weak sob, optics now misting with tears threating to fall. Fear, anger and worry all clouded his spark making it hard to think. If the manger finds out he'll lose his job for sure. "I don't want to get rid of them. They're the one good thing thing I have left in my life"
A warm embrace would pull Bumblebee from his position on the floor. Face pressed into the crook of red and blue plating allowing some space to breathe. "No one will force you to give up your sparkling, Bee" Optimus gave a shaky sigh. "And I mean no one. Not me, Rodimus or the clients, hell even the manger. You and your sparkling will be safe, I promise you that"
"Thanks Oppy" Tears began to fall down Bee's cheeks. With heavy sobs he buried his face hoping to hide from the world a little longer. What did he do to deserve such wonderful bots as his big brothers?
Suddenly the dressing room door slammed open. Standing in the middle was Rodimus, cooling vents running while he glanced around the room with wide optics. "Bumblebee!" Quickly the marron speedster walked over to the pair. "He's here, Blitzwing is here and he's looking for you"
"What?"
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Outside was chaotic. Security rushed down the halls towards yelling and shouting. Both regular staff and pleasure bots just watched the scene unfold. Yet, even from his hidden place inside the dressing room, Bumblebee couldn't see who or what was causing such the ruckessas.
"Where did you see Blitzwing?" Bee turned his attention back Rodimus who just seemed as puzzled as he was. Part of him worried if security had already kicked out the triple changer.
Rodimus's expression became torn before speaking. "He was right here-" Just then a voice cut him off, followed by heavy footsteps.
"Meine Hummel!" The owner of the voice called out. Without warning two powerful arms scouped up Bumblebee, pulling him close to their chest. "Are you alright? I was worried when you stopped visiting" It was Blitzwing.
New tears quickly fell as yellow arms wrapped around as much of Blitzwing's neck. Giving a breathy sob, Bumblebee could hardly care about the bots staring at them while he wept. Right now all that matter was him and his love.
After a long moment did Bumblebee finally speak. "I thought you'd forgot about me. You wouldn't be the first to leave me behind..."
Blitzwing only blinked. Clear horror and confusion on his face. His arms only pulled Bumblebee closer. Him leaving the love of his life behind, the carrier of his sparkling? It was foolish. "Nein, I could never dream of leaving you. As sire its my job to watch over you and our sparkling. Even if ze brothers don't approve of mein"
"Well, I do think Bee has an odd taste in mechs" Optimus grumbled loud enough to hear. Meanwhile Rodimus only shook his helm, being far to focused on the chaos still happing outside.
Turning on his heel the maroon speedster walked up to the happy couple. "I'd hate to put a stop to your little reunion but you two need to get out of here. All those drunken clients won't stop security for long, not to mention what they manger will do if he catches you" Pulling something out of subspace he would hand something to Bumblebee. "Live happily for us, kay?"
"But what about you and Optimus?!" Worry quickly replaced Bumblebee's thoughts. Will his brothers be safe here while he leaves? "Will I ever see you two again?"
Optimus gave a torn smile. EM field sending waves of affection. "Don't worry about us Bee. We'll be alright, just focus on you and your sparkling"
"But-"
The voices of the security guards grew closer. Most of the drunken clients have been kicked out allowing some of the guards back into the dressing room hallway. It won't be long now until they notice them. Time is running out.
"Mein Lieber, we must go" Urgency rose in the triple changers voice. Frame already half turned to make a run for the back exit door.
Bumblebee lowered his gaze. Spark torn between saying goodbye and wishing for his brothers to follow. Yet, there's no time to beg. "Just promise me that'll you be okay..." A pleading smile fell on his lips. "You deserve happiness too"
With one final glance both Optimus and Rodimus gave a tearful smile. "We promise. Now get out of here and be happy, you don't need to worry about us anymore"
Giving a nod Blitzwing finally turned running for the door. Leaving both mechs where they stood. All Bumblebee could do is watched as his brothers faded from view. Once the door swung opened Bumblebee shut his optics as he was greeted by the afternoon sun. He didn't dare open them until he was sure they're weren't anywhere close to his old job.
Its not until he feels the sudden leap into the air and the activation of thrusters, does he dare open a single optic. Hovering above the city Bumblebee let out a soft gasp. Watching towering buildings get smaller and smaller as Blitzwing guided them away.
"Where are we going?" Pulling his gaze away he turned to look up at his lover. "It better not be far, I might purge my tanks if we stay up here"
A warm chuckle escaped Blitzwing. A mischievous but loving smile on his face. "Don't worry meine Biene. Home is not far but if you are feeling sick, we can rest"
Bumblebee gave a sigh. Lowering his helm on the triple changer's chest. "No, just tired" He then snuggled as he close as he could. Gaze slowly drifting down to the object in his servos. "Wake me up when we get there"
"Okay, ruh dich gut aus. I'll wake you when we arrive" Bliztwing's focus then returned back to his flying.
Lipstick and Roddy's favourite shade too. Warmth quickly bloomed in Bee's chest. Spark spinning happily as he held the precious gift even more tightly. Even as sleep began to creep in Bumblebee's smile never faded. He'll make sure to see his brother's again and who knows? Maybe his sparkling will get to play wither uncles sooner than he hopes.
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Awww, thank you kool kat this is a happy ending.
thank you for sharing 🥰
Rodimus would not want a child because he was such a arsonist as a sparkling and he does NOT want his prized paintings set ablaze out of teen angst lol
Love the idea of hawks being obsessed with tracking Dabi’s heartbeat and every location after the war and dabi being so chill about it because he gets it. Because of course he does he understands every single thing about hawks
Hello, I hope you are well ! I had Shockop and Minimeg (though you could apply it to any other ship) in mind writing this : dacryphilia, but not in the sense "in pain" or "overwhelmed by pleasure", but in the sense "I'm so happy to be with you now after everything, I'm crying from joy".
Not related the rest of the ask : I really love your pfp ❤️
Thank you! Sorry it took so long to respond.
I can see each of them having a bit of dacryphilia.
TFA
Weeks would pass and Bumblebee had never been so happy. All thanks to his new favourite a triple changer mech. Who he learned to be called Blitzwing. Despite his large stature he was oddly gentle with the yellow mech. Though sometimes Bee wished that didn't leave so many bite marks, mostly to get Roddy of his back.
Even then Blitzwing's love is what kept moving Bumblebee on tough nights. Whenever his manger or a rude client yelled at him and raised their servo, it was enough to keep going. Over and over his spark would tell him to quit being a pleasure bot and find a new job, somewhere far from here. Yet he refused, fearing that leaving will only cause more trouble and that he'll never get to see the triple changer again. Bumblebee was truly torn.
"Bee? Hey Bee!" A voice echoed through the washracks snapping the yellow mech out of train of thought.
"Huh wha?" Bumblebee whipped his head around looking for the source of the voice. Optics quickly landing on red and blue plaiting. "Oh hey, Oppy. Didn't hear you come in"
Optimus placed a servo on his hip. "I could tell" He then walked over to his locker pulling out a towel and a scrubber. "I was saying if you wanted to join me in the oil bath. Seems like you need it"
Blinking Bumblebee thought for a moment. An oil bath sounded nice but lately he's always feeling hot. Then again there's always a cold shower available. "Sure, I could use the refresher" A smile.
"Great, I'll go ahead" Optimus returned the smile with his own. "Feel free to join me when you're ready"
"Sure!"
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Warm air is what hit Bumblebee first followed by the sound of bubbling jets. Small bubbles pooled to the surface making the bath look like a tar pit, just more comforting than sticky. Before taking a step Bumblebee glanced down to now bare frame. Part of him was embarrassed how quickly his thoughts became lewd, images of Blitzwing's bare frame on whole display, array and all. Thankfully those thoughts vanished the moment his optics landed on his tanks. He could have sworn it was getting bigger and heavier yet, he couldn't figure out way.
Shaking his helm Bumblebee finally slipped into the bath. Frame quickly melting with relaxation as the oil found its way into his seems. "Mech, this is the life. I only we could sit here all day instead of doing work"
"Mhm" Optimus replied giving his own relaxed smile. "So Rodimus tells me you have a new favourite. They must be quite the charmer if they can win you over of all bots"
Bumblebee playfully sticked out his glossa. "What, can't I have a type?" He then shuffled a bit closer, engine rumbling with annoyance. "Don't tell me you Roddy convince you to disapprove of him?"
"No" With a smug look the red and blue mech lightly splashed Bee's face. "Just wanted to check on you. It wouldn't be the first time you picked a favourite only to chase them off" His smile only grew when as he watched the pout grow on Bee's face.
"Hmph" Crossing his arms Bumblebee only sulked further into the bath. Face almost vanishing under the oil as he did so. "They shouldn't have been glitches in the first place. I only showed them that us pleasure bots are more then juts play things, not my fault they got spooked"
A sense of calm returned to the air as both mechs sat in silence. Optimus knew Bee had his reason to chase off those clients. They were getting far to comfortable treating him and the other bots like scrap. Plenty of them returned to the dressing rooms with deep cuts or broken limbs. As for their manger the coward refused to ban them fearing the trouble they could cause. That's when Bumblebee pulled his stunt, a dagger and some engex spiked with sleeping pills was enough to send the message. Optimus couldn't stop smiling like an idiot when he saw the trash heaps leave with their tails between their legs.
As for now? He has other things to worry about. "I just don' want the same thing repeating" The silence broke. "You put yourself at risk and I don't want to see it happen again. You're a very dear friend to me and Rodimus"
"Oppy" Bumblebee slowly lifted his gaze.
"Besides, you're like a little brother to us" Optimus then lunged forwards grappling the smaller mech into a bear hug. "I would hate seeing you get your spark broken"
A muffled grumble escaped the yellow mech as he struggled to escape the hug. "Ack- I get it! You and Roddy are both saps! Saps!" Still there was no malice in his EM field. Spark spinning with love and affection. Maybe he should humour his big brothers. They rarely do get to spare anytime most days. Still Optimus's was always suffocating, he just hopes it wouldn't last any longer.
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Kool kat i’m in love with this chapter!!!
Thank you!!
TFA
Music blared from the stage, attempting to drown out any near by voices. Bots both large and small enjoyed the hum of the beat from their tables, drinks in hand. Bumblebee spotted a few co-workers tending to their clients, mostly fancy rich bots who want something pretty on their arms. Others a couple loners looking for a companion for the night.
Letting out a sigh he turned on his comm messages. As right on cue a message popped up on his hud. Manger: Your clients are on table 10. Remember to behave and smile!
"Greeaat" Huffing Bumblebee turned heading towards the table. "Please let it be a normal bot tonight" As he got closer to the table Bee's optics would widen. Sitting away with drinks in hand was three war-framed bots. A seeker, A copter and a triple changer of sorts. All seem titian sized to Bumblebee.
A mix of excitement and dread quickly swirled around Bumblebee's spark. EM field already buzzing as he took quick steps. Will they just want him to sit and look pretty while they talked or will they ask him to serve them tonight? Either way Bee was sure his spark is going to spin out of his chest. "Maybe this night isn't so bad"
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Once closing hours came around things began to settle. Any drunkards at the bar were politely kicked out by security just leaving the staff and pleasure bots alone. It was one of the rare moments that allowed everyone to wind down and count up their tips for the day. For Rodimus it allowed him to relax in a oil bath before touching up his paint job. However tonight he couldn't all because of a certain yellow mech.
"Hey, you promised you wouldn't be mad!" Said mech grumbled at the maroon speedster.
A deep sigh escaped Rodimus as he removed his servo from his face. "Yes I said that, only because I'd thought you lost my lipstick. Not get yourself covered in bites and dent marks that will take forever to fix!" He then waved one servo seemly jestering to all of Bumblebee's frame.
Bumblebee rolled his optics. "Oh, so you can get dents but I can't? Doesn't seem very fair to me" He then crossed his arms across his chest, a pout falling on his face.
"That's because I can fix them myself thanks to my outlair. Unlike you, who can't fix a lose wire for all its worth" Rodimus returned the pout with his own as he began herding Bumblebee towards the washracks.
"Hey!"
Rodimus gave a hearty chuckle. Once inside the washracks he quickly got to work grabbing the first aid kit. Hopefully these repairs won't take to long to fix. "Say, other than the dents you seem to have enjoyed yourself tonight. Was your client that good in berth?" A smug expression replaced his smile.
Bumblebee gave a dreamy sigh. "Yeah, despite being a war frame he was surprisingly gentle" He then reached out one arm allowing Rodimus to look at it. "Though he was so large it took all my willpower not to overload right there!"
"Sounds like you have a new favourite" Rodimus mused.
Magenta blush quickly dusted Bumblebees face. "You would say the same thing too! A double spike with ridges and barbs that's like your favourite type, right?!"
The maroon speedster would turn his helm away, a bashful expression on his face. "My type is large and heavy with a knot but yes, I like a good double spike"
This time it was Bumblebee's turn to be smug. "So we're even!"
"So it would seem" Once finished with the left arm Rodimus would turn to grab the right one. "Well, what else can you tell me about this new favourite client of yours?"
"Well-" For the rest of the night they talked and talked until each dent was long gone. Dawn had began to creep over the sky once they left the club for the night. For once in a long time since he took this job, Bumblebee hoped to see that mech again. Afterall it had been a long time since anyone had held him that gently in their arms before.
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Awwww!! This is so sweet i love it!
Bee and roddy’s brother friendship/relationship is amazing and lovely to me!
And i love blitzbee as you know. Also double spike? Bee can take it! You go little bug, you can take some good spike!
Roddy 👀 a knot 👀 i see what you like
Love this kool kat, thank you 😊
TFA
Working as a pleasure bot had its up and downs. Some being that most clients would rather treat you like a plaything, others a pretty doll to sit on their laps. On rare occasions an drinking companion to talk the night away. Bumblebee learned it quickly when he took this job. However despite everything he really wished to leave soon.
"Hey Rod, did you see where I put my Lipstick?" Letting out a huff, Bumblebee raked through his dressing room drawers. He swore he put in here last time he checked.
"You left it on the counter yesterday. A client took it thinking it was a gift" Rodimus barely lifted his gaze as he fiddles with his helm jewellery.
A annoyed groan escaped the yellow mech. "Urgh, just when I need it!" He then began rummaging through drawer hoping to find his spare. "Come on, there's got to be another one in here..."
Once the helm jewellery was in place Rodimus turned to look at his friend. Rolling his optics he grabbed his own lipstick and walked over, feeling sorry for the yellow bot. "Here, use mine. I already put some on so I don't need it for the rest of the night"
"I can't do that" Bumblebee lowered his helm giving an awkward smile. "You saved up for that lipstick, I'll just go without for tonight"
Letting out a sigh, Rodimus kneeled down to meet Bumblebee's optics. Not caring creasing up his silk robes. "You deserve to feel pretty too Bee. Its one of the few things we're allowed to have in this job"
Slowly lifting his gaze, Bee gave a small bashful smile. "Thanks Rod, I would be lost without you" He carefully took the lipstick, pulling it close to his chest. He wasn't lying, without Rodimus he was sure he would have been fired long ago.
"You're welcome" Rodimus returned the smile with his own. "Just make sure not to lose that one, kay?" He then stood up tall, using one hand to smooth out any creases on the silk robes. "I'll see you on the floor, talk to you later"
"Yeah, see you" Bumblebee waved goodbye as he watched the maroon speedster slip through the dressing room door. Once alone he turned to look into the mirror. Taking a deep vent he would open the lipstick and carefully applied it to his lips. "Okay Bee, lets go meet some clients"
(Sorry if this a bit short. Trying to figure out where to take this small story and who to ship bee with. Anyway hoped you enjoy)
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I did! I always enjoy your stories kool kat!
Centaur Roddy drama 3
Optimus was angry, furious even when he first saw his grand foal. It's clearly obvious to anyone that this foal wasn't Megatron's. A deep ruby red coat with light blue socks all with matching teal eyes. There's nothing obvious belonging to grey stallion. Yet that's not the only thing pissing Optimus off.
Ultra Magnus, his most trusted ally and friend, went behind his back and had an affair with his son. All these years of trust broken all because he couldn't stay away from his son Hot Rod.
On the other hand Hot Rod argues back that he didn't want this. He never asked to be bonded to Megatron as his mate, he never wanted to be herd leader! All he wanted was Ultra Magnus, the only centaur who treated him like his own person and not some tool for political gain. As for his father, Optimus can shove it! If he's going to be huffy about the stallion who sired his foal, he can leave.
With a huff Optimus just lowers his head and trots out of the tent, followed behind Megatron who is very much eager to see his old rival off. Meanwhile Hot Rod quietly soothes his foal who is currently burying their face, hoping to hide their running tears. Its that moment when Ultra Magnus makes his choice this herd, this place its not safe for his family.
Later that night when both Hot Rod and the foal are sleeping Ultra Magnus speaks with Megatron about leaving. Outside the valley is dangerous and finding another safe place to call home could take weeks to months. Magnus is confident he can protect his family but he's worried if they should wait until the foal is a little older. Megatron agrees about leaving, he's grown tired of his old herd and having a certain Pegasus challenging him once a week. However Megatron will only go if he can also bring his real mate. Ultra Magnus agrees, the more members in their little herd less risk of a predator attacking them.
A Couple of weeks pass Hot Rod is happily packing his bag, making sure that there's plenty of supplies for both him and his foal. Who is wobbling after their father while giggling. In the background Megatron hands over leadership to Starscream who seems rather shocked that he didn't need to fight for it. Meanwhile helping with the packing is Soundwave Megatron's real mate, who is looking a bit extra round these days.
Part of Hot Rod wonders if they'll pick up a few stray centaurs on the way to their new home. Either way he's excited to see where the stars will take them.
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Omg omg oh my gosh!!
Yesss!!! Soundwave!!! Soundwave and megatron!!! Yess!!!
Oh my gosh! Soundwave who sits quietly enjoying hot rods rambles and outgoing nature thats so warm and wild yet allows soundwave to be himself. Quiet and speaking when he desires with attention when he wants it and silence when he asks for it.
Perfection.
I can see someone mistaking it for hot rod getting on soundwaves nerve but then soundwave growls at the offending centaur and grabs hot rod and they trot off.
Hot rod helping soundwave with cravings and growing pains. He knows exactly how soundwave feels and how to help!
Just two really close/surprising friends along with megs and magnus who are close/surprising friends.
I’m rambling, i’m sorry.
I LOVE this, thank you blue heart!
Rare pair Optimus and Percy
Dark nights in the lab are mostly silent. A time to revise the latest projects and look over the problems of the day. Perceptor mostly enjoyed these peaceful moments, as it allowed him to settle and begin to wind down.
Tonight however, things were much more eventful.
"Optimus-Ha! Please, s-slow down a little" Magenta blush flushed along the scientist cheeks. Frame trembling with charge as he watched the prime lower himself on his knees. Leaving behind a trail of kisses.
With a smirk Optimus lifted his gaze. "My apologises Perceptor, I can't help but get carried away" Carefully two servos began to trace pattens down the red mech's thighs. Getting dangerously close towards those warming panels. "You're just so beautiful"
Proving his point Optimus nuzzled his face into Percy's inner thigh. Peppering the smooth metal with a trail of kisses, causing the mech's vents to hitch.
Leaning back on the desk, all Perceptor could do was watch and vent. Fans whirling loudly in hopes to cool his over heating frame, yet his face only grew hotter. Oh Primus have mercy on him.
"You flatter me, Prime" Shyly Percy would tuck his chin into his chest. Spark beating rapidly in his chest as those blue optics locked onto his. "I'm not anyone special, unlike you"
It was half true. Compared to Optimus, Perceptor was just a clever bot in charge of the science team. He had no matrix nor the wisdom of primes long gone. He was just Percy. Yet, Optimus looked at him with full adoration. Large servos holding him gently like a crystal flower, it was enough to make any bot swoon.
Still those blue optics only softened with love. "My dear Perceptor, you are more important than you'll ever know" Another kiss "Without you, I'm afraid I would have gotten lost long ago. Without you, we wouldn't have made this far in this war. So never doubt yourself how much to mean to me or to the Auto Bots"
"Optimus" Percy's voice was swept away by a sigh. Spark fluttering wildly in his chest. Optics focused on that charming smile, not noticing those clever blue servos creeping upwards, until he grabbed by the hips and pulled closer to the desks edge.
Reeving his engine, Optimus gave a breathy laugh. A wave of mischief flicking along his field while lust bubbled in his lines. "My dear Perceptor, allow me to show you how much you mean to me~"
Ooooooh percy x op is such a GOOD flavor!
Adding some angst to the Royalty Dabihawks
A couple of months pass since their wedding. Trees have long turned their leaves into bright golds, reds and oranges. While the wind carries the bitter cold of winter. As the kingdom prepares for winter, all Hawks can do is wrap his wings around his shivering body. Out of all seasons of the year he hates winter the most. Standing on guard for long hours with nothing but his amour on, he's practically freezing his feathers off.
Thankfully these days he can return home to a lit fire place and a warm dinner on the table. But what surprised him the most was his husband. On cold nights when ever he was trying to bury himself in mounds of blankets hoping to strive off the freezing temperatures. Dabi would coil his arms around Hawks chest, pulling him close so he could share the heat from his quirk. It was comforting and never failed to lull him into a deep slumber.
After all this time, little by little Hawks found himself falling deeper in love. Despite hating the idea of getting married in the first place. Yet Dabi rarely smiled or barely talked to him. For a while it was a mystery. Sure, they didn't even know each other that well and no one likes being sucked in a room with a stranger. Still pain nibbled at his heart.
On the other hand Dabi is secretly afraid. He's seen the way how his father treated his mother and siblings. Knowing that if he isn't careful Hawks could end up doing the same thing to him. So he keeps his head down, only doing the bare minimum at showing affection. He would much rather practice as a knight than play the part of a husband. Yet at the same time he can't help but feel the sliver of love growing for the bird brain.
Maybe Hawks isn't the worst person ever. Plus snuggling with him on these cold nights isn't so bad. His red feathers smell like pine needles and mint, all wrapped up in one perfect present. Perhaps staying together isn't so bad after all.
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Awww touya ☺️ you’re such a good husband. Not killing him lol jk jk but this is so sweet stars! I love hawks falling first dabi will probably fall harder
Something Random
Dabi: "Say, if you were to knock me up would it be a handful of small eggs or one big egg like a kiwi?"
Hawks: "No clue, want to try and find out?"
Couple of months later...
Dabi proudly holding up an egg: "Yep, one kiwi sized egg"
Now i just wanna know if this is a human sized equivalent to the kiwi egg or the literal kiwi egg size…because if its the first one…hawks owes dabi big time
Ambush Simulation: I’m Home
If you’ve read the Ambush Simulation AU, you’ll recognize the scene as Touya’s canon divergence where he had resolved to leave the house, but Fuyumi saw him before he could and she stopped him from leaving.
I really love this scene in the series because of the tragedy behind it. It has been written as a flashback from a few points of view and everyone has their own perception of it. But from Touya’s perspective, he’s home. In a moment, the housekeeper will see him and start screaming which will bring his father running. Endeavor will recognize him and for a moment, while he’s in his father’s arms and finally feels safe, Touya thinks maybe staying will be enough to change things.
And then they bring him to the hospital for evaluation.
They learn was Garaki and AFO knew. He won’t survive longer than a month.
Rather than face his guilt and live through Touya’s death twice, Endeavor abandons him again.
…
If you're new to Ambush Simulation and have no idea what I’m talking about, it's an alternate universe in which the Vanguard Action Squad's attack on the summer camp was a test sanctioned by UA. (Because of course UA would pull something like this.)
Other canon divergences include:
Shimura was adopted by All Might before AFO found him.
Touya returned home after the fire/coma, but nothing else changed so he's still a mess physically/mentally/emotionally.
Toga is still a disowned teen, but she's got the best support group she could as for.
Full fic found on Ao3.
More comics found right here.
Thinking of some Royalty Au Dabihawks
Hawks is a highly skilled knight who aiming to become one of the best out of the royal army. However progress has been slow, there isn't much going on in the kingdom and its been centuries since a dragon has dared to attack the castle. But things haven't been all been boring, thanks to recent rumours about an important wedding.
All Hawks knows is that he and a few other selected knights will be in attendance as security. At first he isn't interested, he would much rather be chasing after bandits than acting as chaperone to a lovely dovely couple.
Its not until the day of the wedding does everyone find out who that couple is. Much to Hawk's and everyone's surprise he is the one getting married. To who? Well one of the top royal knight's children, Dabi.
Dabi isn't thrilled about getting married to one of his father's co-workers. Believing that his future husband is nothing but a pompous, selfish hot head. Not the person he wants to marry much, yet there's little say in the matter. Might as well get this other with so he can surpass his father and his wanna be husband.
On the day of the wedding both Hawks and Dabi are quietly keep their heads down. As the priest drawls on about vows, heat slowly creeps up Hawk's feathers, he can practically feel the burning gaze of his new husband.
Part of him wonders if Dabi is going to stab him during their wedding night.
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Poor hawks, his new husband ignores him completely and only acknowledges him with glares and eye rolls when someone mentions his name lol
Hawks is so over this and he can’t stand how attracted he is to Dabi.
Hawks probably wants to spend all his time on missions away from Dabi only for dabi to join and be just as good as hawks lol
Hawks can’t stand it but he LOVES it
Maybe 👀 hawks catches dabi exhausted after using his fire magic and dabi waking to hawks guarding him on one knee with his head bowed and sword drawn…dabi finally busts it open for his new husband lol
I’m just messing around, love this idea stars!
this might be overly meta of me but sometimes i get emotional about how the League of Villains would feel if they knew about their fandom
like. all of them fought so hard to be remembered, to make their stories heard, to make something of themselves
and in-universe, there wasn't a lot of change
spinner's book and ochako's quirk counselling program are the biggest impacts left by the league in their world. change that people either won't know came from them, or a story told that will undoubtedly end up controversial and possibly censored
Endeavor never faced consequences. The hero ranking system was never abolished
and yet.
and yet and yet and yet
somewhere out there, these murderous forgotten outcasts are loved
every story told. every piece of art. every time someone tried to rewrite their ending
every hero au. every redemption au.
every fucking piece of todoroki family fanart with a noticeable lack of endeavor
every consideration of quirk discrimination every au where all for one dies screaming
every au where magne lives where jin lives where himiko lives where tomura lives where touya lives
a bunch of lonely people out there in a world so different and yet so alike to the one the league knew all came together and poured immense amounts of love into the LOV
Some possessive Dabi
After spending the night at a local shady hotel, Hawks quietly sits on the edge of the bed. Behind him Dabi is running his hands through those large wings, simply enjoying how soft and light each feather is. He even wonders if Hawks ever tried to make a pillow using his feathers or tried to make some fancy hats for old ladies.
Dabi is certain that if it was anyone else, Hawks wings would have been out on display like some rare bird of paradise. Thankfully he doesn't need to worry about that, only he is allowed to touch these delicate ruby red feathers. Anyone else who dared to try lay a finger he'll burn them to ash.
Hawks belongs to him alone. His own personal little song bird.~
Meanwhile Hawks just stares out the window, wondering why Dabi is so clingy tonight.
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Now hawks, you know if dabi wasn’t clingy you would be overthinking on why lol
He loves to question it but he knows he loves it lol
Thank you smiley