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Thank you for standing by my family. I know I keep asking, but your support is what keeps us alive, especially after the recent bombing that injured us all. Our sole focus right now is saving my brother Samer. Securing his vital medications and evacuating him for treatment is our only hope. Please share our story and encourage others to donate @hazemsuhail

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Hello ! I'm playing with the idea of Optimus Prime not being a liar, but not always telling the truth either in a funny and trolling way. Like, he and Ratchet, and bots wouldn't stop to flirt with one or the other. So, to make them stop, Optimus said "We are conjunxed". He didn't that they weren't conjunxed together. Meanwhile, two Decepticons are having an existential crisis...

This is so funny lol

Their sparklings make it worse by going along with it lol

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Centaurformers Roddy drama

Ever since Hot Rod was a foal the elders of the herd told him he was destined for greatness. To take his father's place and lead their herd to greatness and unite both Auto and Decepticon herds as one. Being one of the last outliers didn't help either.

Hot Rod didn't want that, responsibility and leadership just wasn't his thing. Instead he craved freedom, to run along the endless fields and explore the ends of their world. No worries or care just himself, a gentle breeze and lastly freedom.

However as the years go by everything begins to change. No longer a foal Hot Rod was now a young centaur. Maroon red coat, golden mane and sky blue eyes, he was truly eye catching.

But that was the problem...

Getting attention was one thing however getting the unwanted advances of eager stallions was another. Trying to peacefully graze soon became crowded as prideful stallions snort, buck and posturing. All trying to catch Hot Rod's eye, hoping one of them will become his chosen mate.

It was exhausting.

Even when he tried to seek advice from his father Optimus, all he said is that he should remained focused on the herd. Choosing a mate should be second priority, since it won't be long now where he takes over leadership. That quickly turned into an argument that resulted in Hot Rod storming away to the far edges of the herd.

Hot Rod wasn't sure why everyone wanted him to do one thing or the other. Always desired like sweet candy or pushed to become the perfect role model and leader. It felt like everyone had picked a path for him to follow with no say in the matter. Still there was one centaur he could lean on.

Ultra Magnus, a large blue draft horse with white socks. Unlike everyone else he wasn't so pushy, instead he quietly listened and offered advice if needed. Sometimes he'll guide Hot Rod to make the right choices, even if he doesn't personally want too. Although despite his temper or strict rule following, Hot Rod couldn't help but be smitten with the big centaur. Some days he'll find himself day dreaming running off with Magnus and starting their own little herd, even though he knew Optimus wouldn't allow it. All because he had to choose a mate from the decepticon herd.

But they still had their moments. Peaceful little escapes into the night where no one could find them. Spending hours watching the stars or chasing after each other in a meadow. These are what Hot Rod cherished. A moment where they both can just be free.

Once dawn rose things returned to normal. Regretfully Hot Rod wished the nights lasted longer, for another hour just by Magnus's side. With one last kiss they departed pretending nothing happened the night before. Heart aching each time. This time it hurt more than usual, yet there was no time to wallow.

Leadership called and today was no different.

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Blue this is so good!!!

It hurts knowing roddy is probably gonna end up mated to some deceptaur he doesn’t even like all for the sake of peace.

If he has younger siblings that might get called on if he doesn’t, he definitely won’t risk it.

I can see roddy going off in the night of his mating to meet up with Magnus. If he has to lay down with his forced mate he wants Magnus to be the first to touch him. He’s gone for a long time and comes back when his mate is already drunk and lets him touch but makes it quick and when his mate passes out, he opens the secret passage and Magnus is right there ready to comfort and touch him once again.

It’s funny if his deceptaur doesn’t want roddy either and has a secret lover! They become friends because they catch each other with their real mate and agree to keep hush and help each other out. They keep appearances very well in public because now they’re comfortable since they know the other does not want them and won’t force anything.

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I keep re reading the ask about sparked rodimus being exiled instead of drift. He probably wandered for milesntrying to find somewhere safe before being sent to his knees in pain from emergence.

Drift and Rafchet had been looking for him, with little success on the barren planet until they hear a piercing shriek and rush over, expecting the worst. Instead they find rodimus, optics dim and exahsuted, cradling twin bitties on his chassis, with energon ans fluids in a puddle beneath him.

Ratchet immediately goes to check on him, but backs off when rodimus tenses. Rodimus doesnt think he deserves the help, and it takes both bitties crying non stop for him to let drift console them while ratchet fixes him up. While drift is holding them is when he notices that him and ratchet are the sires.

Ratchets noticing the same thing, since the timeline for these bitties would be traced back to them trying to court rodimus, and then he ran off before they could properly ask him out.

Ratchet gets rodimus comfortable enough to move him to their small shuttle, grumbling about his poor health all the while. Eventually he takes the bitties for a check up, and rodimus wakes up again to ratchet giving a kiss to their helms, making them giggle. He stays still on the berth for a little longer, letting himself hope that this can be his future.

I couldn’t imagine having to give emergence on an unfamiliar planet and i don’t have any help. Poor roddy. Good thing they went after him.

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I like the idea of ​​Rodimus feeling like a third wheel when it comes to being with Drift and Ratched, and he's starting to feel like they don't want him around.

They get nervous when he's around, they sneak away, or they find some excuse for him to leave. The other day, Ratched rudely kicked him out of the infirmary.

Rodimus was not happy about it, but he understand why they're like this with him.

After everything that's happened, he can only think of one thing to do: talk to Megatron and Minimus to get a few days off. He promises that when he gets back, he'll lock himself in his office to work. Only for Drift and Ratched to desperately search for Megatron and Minimus when he's gone.

They can't find Rodimus anywhere, and they laments that their efforts to surprise him with a declaration that they wanted him as a conjux have been ruined.

"Should we tell them where he is?"

"No, let them suffer for a while."

What do you think will happen next? 🤔🤔

I think they’re idiots for not sneaking a proposal WHILE being sweet with him lol they’re idiots but they’re idiots in love.

They’ll most likely jump ship and go looking for him. This is the one time ratchet will rely on Drift using spiritual means to track Rodimus down and he’s slightly annoyed at Drift’s smug grin when it works.

Rodimus is all sad, crying thinking he’s going to be dumped when in reality he’s about to be conjunxed lol

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No thoughts, just Drift lovingly caressing Ratchet’s baby bump, tearing up and smiling softly

He is obsessed with that baby bump lol ratchet gets used to having another frame on his side and gets cold without it. Drift is happy, his plan worked lol

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As a table-top role playing games player, I find the idea of Thunderbee and Bumblebee, planet Earth lovers, reuniting their friends/family around a table to play a session hilarious. Between those who don't understand the rules, those who subvert expectations, and those who take this a little too seriously... it's going to be very animated.

I’m not a table top player but this does sound fun lol

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I don't think we've talked about centaurformers before

Tall racehorse Drift and short workhorse Ratchet just prancing in a field talking about everything and nothing. While slowly being followed by foal First Aid who's doing his best to keep up with his parents.

Retired warhorse Kup busy napping under some trees while Roddy, Acree and Springer chase each other though the obstacle course, trying to see who's the best jumper.

Lastly, both Megatron and Optimus enjoying a quiet stroll down a stream. Hoping to enjoy some alone time, while far from the prying eyes of their herds.

Awww this is cute!!!

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Seeing Roller again has given me some ideas

I think Cliffjumper would be the protective but cool older brother. He adores Roller and wants the best for him.

On creations days he would spoil Roller with the latest toys and treading video games. Much to Optimus disdain. While on rainy days both would get lost reading comics while hiding in a make shift fort. Both Bee and Roddy tag along with snacks of course.

For Cliff he's sure to give Roller the best possible childhood. One where he isn't hiding from blaster fire or having to watch his carrier get hurt so badly, he's not allowed to see him for weeks. Cliffjumper just can't have another sparkling go through that.

So he'll do his best as a big brother. And if it means scaring off bullies on the playground or spending long nights doing nothing but rea bedtime stories, he'll do it.

Even if both Hound and Mirage tease him, calling him Roller's second carrier. After all his baby brother deserves the world.

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Aww that’s so sweet stars! He absolutely is the big brother that cries with the baby when it’s time to get shots lol

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Been thinking abt Grandpa Infernocus (demon combiner) and Grandma Quintessa (Quintesson Sorceress) meeting Bee's Suitors, Grandma Codexa is excluded from this because she's normal (more or less), unlike the other two.

Breakdown: You'll have to beat my 5 evil teammates (boyfriends?) to be able to go out with me.

Bee: ok!

Three minutes later.

Bee: To go out with me, you'll have to defeat my grandfather, Infernocus!

Breakdown: This will be easy!

It should be noted that Bee forgot to mention to Breakdown that his grandfather is a literal demon servant of Unicron who doesn't care about anything beyond their 'clan' and would kill Breakdown for sport (but won't because Bee went all 'but grandaddy i love him!' on Infernocus.)

Breakdown surviving is proof enough for Infernocus that he's somewhat good for their grandson.

I feel that a lot of suitors to their family aside from shockwave and megatron even soundwave, only survive because their kids & grandchildren ask them not to offline their suitors

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Something silly and fluffy

Imagine Hawks wearing a baby sling and wanting to fly around the city with his and Dabi's kid. He's confident their little one will enjoy it since they'll always playing up high or wanting a piggy back ride.

Dabi not so much.

He's worried what could happen if Hawks ever crashed into a billboard or flew into window. (like he did last week) The last thing he wants is their only child getting hurt.

Meanwhile while their parents quietly bicker said little one is busy playing upside down on the curtins.

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Hawks would want their baby bird to get all the flight experience as early as possible and Dabi is pulling his hair in terror because his baby does not need to be in the sky that high yet lol

Hawks has dabi fly beside them since he’s so worried. Hawks ends up having to carry both of them lol

And their baby absolutely climbs things all the time and thats why dabi has pillows EVERYWHERE lol

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For Mermay I come brining some merformer fluff

Waves crashed along the golden sand, drowning out the faint squawks of the sea bird flying overhead. People walked along the harbour going about their day, uncaring of the scorching summer sun. To Bumblebee it was the perfect summer's day.

Hopping down from the mossy rocks of the pools. The yellow mer made his way across the beach, hoping to reach the hidden cove where his pod rested in the shade. But just as he is about to reach them something pushed him into the sand, well someone.

"Gah! Starscream, that's cheating!" Bumblebee grumbled as he lightly pawed at his mate's face. Trying to shove the larger mer off him. "I wasn't paying attention"

Smugly Starscream just kept his paws in place. Not quite ready to let his mate go free. "Well, maybe if you didn't get distracted watching the humans. You would have spotted me sneaking up on you, little bee"

"Still, you could have given me a warning" A smirk would curl on Bee's lips. "Just like I won't be giving you one now!" Suddenly using his own weight he would push back against the larger mer. The momentum making them both tumble down the sandy banks and towards the sea.

With a splash both mers came to a stop. With Starscream lying on his back and Bumblebee sitting triumphally on his chest. A devlish grin on his face.

"I win"

"It would see so" Starscream gave a warm laugh. His large arms pulling the yellow mer into a hug. Carefully he placed a light lick on Bee's cheek. "You and your clever little tricks. What am I going to do with you?"

A purr rumbled in Bumblebee's throat as he leaned in to place a nuzzle. The fins along his back flattening as he slowly melted into the embrace. "Well, a nice large fish for dinner for starters. Then maybe a nice midnight swim along the harbour, with just the two of us?"

Starscream gave a sigh. He couldn't say no, not to those pretty blue eyes. "Alright. its a date"

"Yes!"

Meanwhile watching from under the harbour a large grey mer gave a low grumble. Flicking his tail, Megatron could only watch the display of affection. Unsure if he should try and but in or go back to sleep.

"What's wrong Megs?" A second voice chirped up from behind the grey mer. Rodimus poke his head over his mate's large dorsal fin trying to see what was bothering him.

Eventually the larger mer spoke. "Its your bother and Starscream, again" lowering his chin on a paw. "They're flirting out in public again. I don't want the humans getting noisy and trying to barge in, you remember what happened last time"

Rodimus just rolled his eyes as he gave a few gentle love bites on his mate's fins. "Yeah but that was for a nature documentary. Not some weirdos hoping to try their luck"

Megatron just huffed.

"Besides, both Screamer and Bee can handle themselves. Or do I have to remind you of some of the cool scars they gave you?"

A low rumbling laugh escaped Megatron as he turned to look over his shoulder. "Most of those scars are from you, my lion fish"

"Oh yeah" Rodimus blinked as he scanned his mate's body. Suddenly a sly grin fell on lips as he shuffled closer. "Would you like some more~?"

"With pleasure~"

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Aaaahhhhh kool kat!! Thank you!! This is so cute!

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It’s dabihawks week and i’ve written stories on my ao3 for it 🥰 i’m happy i could do it this year 🥰

Maybe i should do omegaverse for transformers too? I’m just rambling i don’t wanna get anyones hopes up!

Just a little thought-

Omega roddy because of course, using scent cancellers to hide his presentation but megatron and magnus know from keeping a close eye on him and in private they help roddy get comfortable with his omegan needs. The nest hidden in their office is why none are allowed entry and its become a safe haven for all three to unwind or seek safety in.

Beta alpha leaning magnus??

Alpha megs that’s full of omegan traits?

They prefer to keep their newfound routine and perhaps undefined relationship a secret but drift and ratchet notice that roddy smells more and more like the two as the days pass 👀

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Hello Cozzzynook ! I was thinking about Roller and his three big brothers and I was wondering : how are his relations with them ? And how often his parents are worried sick because of him ?

Roller is the beloved do no wrong baby brother that is absolutely a good chaos sparkling lol

He causes chaos for good on bots who deserve it and he’s got the processor to do it. His parents are worried he’ll get hurt. His siblings support his chaos and try to nurture it and help him perfect it. They make sure he doesn’t make any of their mistakes and follow him on his adventures. One of his brothers is with him at all times in hiding when he goes off but his parents do not realize this until later lol if the brother can’t make it?

The trine are right in the sky watching 😂

Or scarier….Megatron and Ultra Magnus 😂

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I don’t know if you’ve seen the Scientology speedruns, but I can just imagine Rodimus pre-war breaking into shady cult buildings who are probably functionist and treating it like a game. He’d lead his fellow nyonians in and out of the buildings while recording and laughing, having a good time being public nuisances while they still can. It would have to stop so they don’t get arrested and shadowplayed ofc.

Then on the Lost Light millions of years later he’s chilling in Swerve’s when someone goes “hey, this guy kinda looks and sounds like Rodimus.” And Roddy gets a blast to the past watching the old videos. Ah yes, the good old days where he was a proud menace to society.

Idk how the crew would react, Magnus would probably be instinctively annoyed at breaking the law, but the functionist era was pretty shitty… so maybe he would’ve helped pry open the doors for them?

In no way should the actual trend continue because those ppl are scary lol but in the transformers universe? Roddy absolutely throws mini grenades when he runs through the buildings lol

He’s always been a little shit and this is a proud little shit moment

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So, I'm picturing: Megatron, the poet, reminicizing about the whole wave of trashy romances uncovered and translated from the Archives, asking himself if it was a ploy from the functionists to make the population stupid. While both the Prime and Ironhide are avoiding his gaze...

This is hilarious lmao

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Hurt/comfort Megarod (past Dratchetrod)

Most nights on the Lost Light were peaceful. The crew busy drinking away at Swerve's or deep in recharge leaving the halls mostly empty. Tonight however, something disturbed that perfectly crafted peace.

Hidden deep away into the ship's core far from view sat the ship's captain. In the red mech's arms was a wiggling shape. High pitched cries escaping their tiny voice box while they kicked out with tiny limbs. Any other day Rodimus would have greeted the birth of a sparkling with joy, instead he grieved.

"I'm sorry, I'm so sorry!" Choked sobs bubbled up in Rodimus's intake. Optics tightly shut to the point of hurting as he held the sparkling close. "Please forgive me..."

Why did this have to happen? Was Primus punishing him, like he wasn't already punished enough. Still Rodimus couldn't help but look down at the tiny shape. Blue optics met gold followed by gentle whines. Despite the ache in his spark, Rodimus couldn't help but give a tearful smile.

"Hey you" Carefully adjusting his grip on the sparkling, Rodimus's smile grew as he watched the once scrunched up face soften. "Carrier didn't mean to make you cry. I'm sorry, little spark"

Quiet, confused squeaks escaped the sparkling as they continued to look up at their creator. Tiny servos waving lazily as faint waves of comfort leaked into their field. They weren't sure why their carrier was upset or why his field was heavy with guilt and sorrow. They just wanted love and attention.

Letting out a sigh, Rodimus would pull his sparkling closer before nuzzling his nose on top his bittie's helm. Smile growing on his lips as he heard a faint purr. Primus, it was spark melting.

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"Rodimus?" A second voice suddenly caught the captain's attention. Heavy footsteps growing closer with each passing nano-klick.

Protectively Rodimus wrapped his arms tighter around his sparkling, as he shakily got to his pedes. Thighs still stained with energon as he wobblily turned to face the intruder. He knew he looked like a mess but he can worry about appearances once he was sure they were safe.

Turning the corner a huge figure stood out in the dimly light room. Red optics glinting like rubies, simply scanning both carrier and sparkling in an eerie silence. After a few long moment did Megatron finally speak.

"Out of all things I was expecting. A sparkling wasn't one of them" Lowering himself onto one knee Megatron reached out, EM field calm and welcoming.

Swallowing hard Rodimus took a few shaky steps closer. Once close enough he allowed his co-captain to pull him into a hug. Tears quickly came flooding back as a wave emotions washed over his spark all at once.

"I-I didn't mean- I'm so sorry!" Rodimus wheeped. While he sobbed he loosened his grip on his sparkling, being mindful not to crush them between their frames. "Do you hate me...?"

Megatron just softly sighed, large servos carefully tracing soothing pattens on golden spoiler fins. He already knew the truth it was obvious that the sparkling wasn't his. White and red plaiting with a ambulance alt-mode, he knew who was the true sires. Yet there wasn't any hate in his spark.

"Of course not" Megatron pressed a gentle kiss onto Rodimus's helm. "Are you both alright?" His optics then drifted towards the sparkling once more.

Nodding Rodimus would snuggle closer. His once buzzing EM field slowly become gentle waves the longer it mingled with his partner's. He didn't deserve this kind of love. "Mm, a bit sore but we're okay"

Giving a pleased hum the grey mech carefully removed one servo. He pulled out a cleaning rag from his sub-space, optics still focused on the bittie. Megatron couldn't help but smile as two bright golden optics started up at him blankly. He can't remember the last time he saw a new-spark this close, one where creators didn't hazily keep them hidden from him out of fear.

"Use this for your thighs" Megatron softly spoke as he handed over the cleaning rag to Rodimus. He didn't miss how the red mech flinched when their servos brushed together, likely out of worry he would retaliate. He didn't blame Rodimus. "I could hold them while you clean up"

"Okay but only for a little bit" Swallowing his nerves he slowly and gently handed his sparkling to Megatron. Spark bubbling with anxiety as he watched his bittie's face start to scrunch up. He knew it was a normal response to not feeling their creator's field, yet his coding screamed at him to keep his sparkling close. Shaking his helm Rodimus quickly began to use the rag to clean his thighs, the sooner he was clean the sooner they can go to the medibay.

"I know you're not happy, little warrior" Letting a gentle coo, Megatron used a digit to lightly pet the sparkling's helm. His smile growing when tiny whines turned into quiet chirps. "But you need to brave, even when you can't see your carrier"

After a few moments the white and red sparkling gave happy squeaks, their own field lightly buzzing with comfort and joy. For a new spark they were clearly a observant and confident one, they clearly had their carrier's boldness. Megatron just hoped that boldness wouldn't turn into brashness's once they got older. They did come from a family of the most stubborn mechs on this ship.

Turning his gaze back to Rodimus, Megatron gave a chuckle as he carefully handed the sparkling back to their carrier. "I have to ask, my curiosity is too great. What did you name them?"

Looking down at his sparkling Rodimus gave a fond smile. "I was thinking, Mistral" He then used a digit to lightly brush against his bittie's cheek. "Since well, I think it suits her"

"I agree" Despite there still being more to talk about it, Megatron knew now wasn't the time or place. Right now he needed to get both Rodimus and Mistral safe and looked over by a medic. One hopefully not their sire. "Come on, you both must be exhausted"

"Noo, I can still walk" Rodimus grumbled as he was scouped up into the grey mech's arms.

Megatron just smirked as he walked towards the door. Pride filling his spark as the red mech quickly melted in his arms. "Just rest. Both you and Mistral can take a quick nap while I walk us to the medbay. Primus knows you deserve it"

"Okay, but you better promise not drop us" As grumblings slowly turned into yawns, Rodimus carefully made sure to keep Mistral close. His sparkling already beginning to drift off into recharge.

"I promise"

Poor megs & roddy