Dave: so what did you think of my screenplay
Karkat: THAT YOU SHOULDN’T WRITE SCREENPLAYS ANYMORE.
Dave: give me one thing ok? give me one thing to hone in on. thats so broad
Karkat: PAGE ONE TO ONE HUNDRED AND NINETY-SEVEN IS ONE LONG RUN ON SENTENCE ABOUT HOW YOUR MAIN CHARACTER, BRAKE OBAMA, A NAME WHICH I ASSUME YOU SPELLED INCORRECTLY-
Karkat: -ABOUT HOW BRAKE OBAMA EITHER NEEDS TO SHOW HIS BIRTH CERTIFICATE OR RESIGN AS MAYOR.
Dave: that imposter is from hawaii i guarantee it
Karkat: OKAY, THAT’S TRUE.
Dave: maybe youll be singing a different tune when you realize who we were thinking of for the lead
Karkat: YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON’T EVEN THINK YOU NEED AN ACTOR BECAUSE THERE’S ONLY ONE LINE OF DIALOGUE AND IT COMES ON PAGE TWO HUNDRED AND NINETY-NINE. I THINK IT’S A TYPO BECAUSE THE MAIN CHARACTER SAYS “1NT3R1OR: 1 DONT G1V3 4 FL4M1NG F4RT.”
Dave: you should have heard terezi deliver that line man she nailed it in callbacks
Karkat: OKAY HOW ABOUT THIS: I’LL SHRED THE ENTIRE THING AND AS A FAVOR TO YOU I’LL NEVER BRING IT UP AGAIN.
Dave: so what im hearing is youre jealous that we didnt cast you as the main character
Karkat: I’M NOT JEALOUS, OKAY?
Dave: youre not annoyed we went with terezi over you?
Karkat: I WOULD HAVE LOVED A CHANCE TO MAKE CALLBACKS, YOU KNOW? TO KNOW I WAS SERIOUSLY CONSIDERED
