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ok I'm genuinely curious, oml I can't be the only one who selfships with him, Burger Beard from SpongeBob: Sponge Out of Water (2015)?
Do you self ship with Burger-Beard?
Yes, romantic
Yes, familial
Yes, platonic
Yes, some other way (QPA, polyam, etc.)
No, but I see the appeal
No, not at all
See results
proship/darkship/comship DNI zionists DNI radfems DNI
WE WERE ROBBED OF PATCHY’S VILLAIN ARC!!!
KYROFELONOSHOPHOBIA pt.1
Does anyone know about Kyrofelonoshophobia?
I just want to know that I'm not the only one that's scared of specific cartoon characters like these Motherfuckers
Spongebob(...You should know where he came from): The Creepypastas ruined it for me. I feared the poor friendly sponge since I was 10 years old. Still haunts me till this day.
Burger beard/Painty the pirate(From spongebob Squarepants): This Bitch showed up in my nightmares the moment I saw the painting. Don't remind me of the opening he sings. Always brings me to tears whenever I see him or hear his first words "Are you ready kids?" Feared this mother fucker since I was 4 years old. Still haunts me till this day.
??? (From Spongebob Squarepants): The same thing as burger beard but worse. This Bitch shows up in the Spongebob episode "TRUTH OR SQUARE" still scares me till this day.
Patchy the pirate: How do I put this? THIS MOTHER FUCKER SHOWED UP IN MY NIGHTMARES EVEN BEFORE I KNEW ABOUT THE FUCKING FANDOM! HE'S BEEN HAUNTING ME EVERSINSE I WAS 3 YEARS OLD! AND GUESS WHAT?! HE STILL FUCKING HAUNTS ME TILL THIS FUCKING DAY!
Squidward (from Spongebob Squarepants): Again, the Creepypastas ruined it for me. I've feared him since I was 8 years old. Still haunts me till this day.
Popee the performer....Just the show in general: Don't get me wrong, I love the show, I watched all the episodes, but for some reason The way the show was animated and the quality terrifies me, Whenever I watch the show I start crying and it takes awhile for me to not cry. DON'T YOU GET ME STARTED ON THE OPENING! It just makes it worse. Even though I love this show, I'll always be afraid of the show. It's been haunting since I was 9 years old, even though I got into the fandom when I was 8 years old.
Dora Smarmy (From crashbox): Crashbox, a show that was a huge part of my childhood. I had many, many nightmares about her. Made me scared of the entire show really. I would still watch it though. It's been scaring me since I was 4 or 3 years old....and yes....it still haunts me till this day.
The sad thing is, I grew up LOVING these shows and something had to ruin it all for me. Its even more upsetting because I'm still scared of these at the point where they made me cry, have panic attacks, and it keeps me up at night. I've been Scared of them for most of my life and look at me now....I'm 14 years old, about to become 15 years old, and I'm still the little coward That Everyone bullies. There will be a part 2, where I will explain the backstory of my fear.
-Brianna 4/27/2023
This is such a fucking weird movie. But it’s still absolutely bloody amazing.
It's Magnificent Bastard Monday.
Today's Magnificent Bastard of the Week: Burger Beard
The SpongeBob Movie: Netanyahu Strikes Back
SpongeBob and Patrick (Anti-Netanyahu tribes) against Benjamin "Beard" Netanyahu (Pro-Netanyahu)
SpongeBob & Patrick VS Benjamin Beard Netanyahu
SpongeBob and Patrick (Anti-Netanyahu forces)
Benjamin "Beard" Netanyahu (Pro-Netanyahu)
Kay….
Holy shit. He’s the intro song.
