Ben And Doug Deserved More Screentime

Male. Half white. English. Late 20’s. Please call be by my handle and nothing else. I ship what I ship so let that be the end of the matter please. Henry Mills should have had a boyfriend in season five This is a Ben Florian, Bal, Mitchell Hope, Mal Bertha, Doug son of Dopey and Weasley family appreciation blog. If I hate a character it has nothing to do with their race, gender or orientation. It will always be their abhorrent personality

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(Ben is cooking)

Mal: What's this?

Ben: It's called fondue. It's melted chocolate that you can dip stuff in.

Mal: Ooh, what kind of stuff?

Ben: I was thinking more chocolate.

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Kara: Apologist? Not necessarily. Explainer? Perhaps. Understander? Intimately. Enjoyer? Greatly. Sexualizer? Frequently.

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I hate quark.

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Oh god. Not another fucking ferengi episode.

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Oh Worf.

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When isn’t something wrong?

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Good for Boots.

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He Rojo.

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Idiot.

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Oh Ping.

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Faceache.

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The sprog is a tiny tearaway isn’t?

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Gromble you prick.

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The red who now?

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Well this is a bit of a sticky wicket ain’t it?

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Evidently it is the last day of school.

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Oh Neddy.