Ben And Doug Deserved More Screentime

Male. Half white. English. Late 20’s. Please call be by my handle and nothing else. I ship what I ship so let that be the end of the matter please. Henry Mills should have had a boyfriend in season five This is a Ben Florian, Bal, Mitchell Hope, Mal Bertha, Doug son of Dopey and Weasley family appreciation blog. If I hate a character it has nothing to do with their race, gender or orientation. It will always be their abhorrent personality

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Annabelle is descended from Shakespeare. And Shakespeare was a woman.

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Get the fuck on with it Geoffrey.

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Judi Dench she is not.

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She is definitely her aunts niece.

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Oh jeez.

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Idiot vs idiot.

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PLEASE NO ONE REBLOG THIS YET. IT IS NOT FINISHED.

Young volcanoes by the original core four.

The party goers: La-dee-da-duh

La-duh-duh-duh-duh

La-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh

Mal: When Rome's in ruins

Jay: We are the lions, free of the Colosseums

Evie: In poison places, we are anti-venom

Carlos (pointing to a protist of Adam): We're the beginning of the end

Mal: Tonight, the foxes hunt the hounds

Jay: It's all over now

Evie: Before it has begun

Carlos: We've already won

All four: We are wild

Mal: We are like young volcanoes

All: We are wild

Jay: Americana, exotica, do you wanna feel a little beautiful, baby?

Ah!

The party goers: La de da da

La dad da da da

Jay: Oh baby ah!

(Evie bounds up to her sister with a drink in her hand.

Evie: C'mon, make it easy, say I never mattered

Mal (brushing her off to go and dance with Gil): Run it up the flag pole

Jay: We will teach you how to make boys next door

Carlos (giving Jay the puppy eyes): Out of assholes

Jay: Hahaha(!)

Tonight,

Mal: the foxes hunt the hounds

Carlos: It's all over now

Evie: Before it has begun

All four: We've already won!

The party goers: We are wild

Core four: We are like young volcanoes

The party goers: We are wild

Mal: Americana,

Evie: exotica,

Carlos: do you wanna feel a little beautiful, baby?

The party goers: La de da da

La da da da da

La da da da da da da

Jay: Baby!

Mal: We are

Carlos: We are

Evie: We are

The party goers: La da da da da

La da da da da da da

Mal: We are

Jay: We are wild

Carlos: We are like young volcanoes

Evie: We are wild

Jay: Americana, exotica, do you wanna feel a little beautiful, baby?

The party goers: La da da da

La da da da da

La da da da da da da

Jay: Baby!

Mal: We are

Carlos: We are

Evie: We are

The party goers: La da da da

La da da da da

Jay: Baby

Ah!

The party goers: La da da da da da da

Jay: Baby

Ah!

Core four: We are

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Mal: Have you heard of Murphy’s law? The one where if something can go wrong, it will go wrong?

Ben: Yes, I have.

Mal: Have you heard of Cole’s law?

Ben: Is this a joke about coleslaw?

Mal:....maybe.

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Mon El: can I please eat you out real quick? I just need it. I am not trying to be extra. It has just been stressful not seeing you.

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Good for Mickey.

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Hello again former Mr Streisand.

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Only day you can rb this

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Happy 3rd of June everybody.

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He is literally seconds away from having an almighty crash out.

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Oh shit.

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Trevor you cunt.

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Oh Harvey.

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That’s what she thinks.