Enough is enough. Let's give it a rest with all those bizarre toppings they're trying to get us to put on our burgers. Would you like to try fries on top of your burger? NO! We all love Mac and Cheese, how about mac and cheese on your burger? No thank you, Ruby Tuesdays have already tried that on me. How about an egg on the burger? How about I give you a goose egg for the suggestion. I got it why don't you do Chili on that burger, Yummmm. Sorry, but I don't have a rain poncho I could wear while eating it. How about eggplant on it? Do you think I'm from another planet. Heard about the Waffle Burger? Burger between two waffles. Who could open their mouth wide enough to take a bite of it? Can we just leave a good thing be? Just some lettuce, a couple of pickles, and some mustard and catsup for my burger, please. Let's stop being weird with food. By the way, I'll have a piece of pie for dessert. Could I get a scoop of mashed potatoes on top of that?