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The Saga of the Ruined Thanksgiving Dessert

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Sharon Weiss and the Burned Pumpkin Pie

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Sharon's Pie

Angie StaffordMarie Callender’s Sharon Pie Roasting Posting Angie Stafford · YiS2pesterda5y cat7 n8:3m1 PlMe6d ·

Sharon’s Pie set to “The Devil Went Down to Georgia” Also known as: “I Have Too Much Time on My Hands” The devil went down to Georgia, he was lookin’ for a name to steal He was in a bind ‘cause it was Thanksgiving time and he was lookin’ to make a deal When he came across a woman bakin’ a pie and makin’ it hot, The devil sat down in her kitchen and said, “Lady, let me tell ya what: “I guess you didn’t know this, but I’m a pie-baker, too. And if you’d care to take a dare, I’ll make a bet with you. Now you bake a pretty black pie, girl, but give the devil his due: I’ll bet a charcoal pie against your name to say mine’s worse than you.” The lady said, “My name’s Sharon, and it might be a sin, But I’ll take your bet, you’re gonna regret, ‘cause Marie Callender’s the worst there’s ever been!” Now Sharon turn your oven on and turn the heat up high! ‘Cause hell’s broke loose in Georgia and the devil scorches pie And if you win you get memes and instant world-wide fame, But if you lose, the devil gets your name! The devil cranked the oven up and said, “I’ll start this show!” And fire flew from the oven as he placed his pie in slow. Then he doused it in some gasoline, and the flames reached to the sky Then black smoke started pouring out, enough to make you cry! When the devil finished, Sharon said, “Well, you’re pretty good, old son! But sit down in that chair right there and let me show you how it’s done.” Fire’s in the oven, run boys run Sharon bakes pies on the face of the sun That pie ain’t got no golden glow Marie Callender, is it your fault? No, child, no The devil bowed his head because he knew that he’d been beat And he laid his blackened pie down on the ground at Sharon’s feet. Sharon said, “Devil, you just come on back if you ever wanna try again. I done told you once, you son of a gun, Marie Callender’s the WORST there’s ever been!!” Fire’s in the oven, run boys run Sharon bakes pies on the face of the sun That pie ain’t got no golden glow Marie Callender, is it your fault? No, child, NO!!!