Geezer Wench

Stumblr thru tumblr - est. Oct 2013 💜 💜 💜 ... adult content. sometimes ... #SlavaUkraini ...

[bowlby4]

[benjacksonstanaccount]

I'm sorry but this is just too funny not to put here (not my screenshot)

[wordswithkittywitch]

Well, someone's messed with the timeline!

[theunfairfolk]

the spirit is unwilling and the flesh it feels not so good also

[catasters]

[ayten-ali]

[geezerwench]

[doctorslippery]

Commodore LaForge

Also, don't forget to clear your holodeck history.

[geezerwench]

[geezerwench]

[geezerwench]

Why can't you redhats figure this out?

[geezerwench]

Why can't you redhats figure this out?

[geezerwench]

[geezerwench]

He fucks everything up.

#ETTD

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[mod2amaryllis]

this is the Phoenix zoo, she's got plenty of outdoor space 👍

I'll also say she looks super healthy and happy in that video so she probably loves her cool concrete room #myconkrete

[dduane]

I wanted to thank you for how much care you devote to ebooks. Tragically I can no longer comfortably read physical books due to a visual impairment, which means I spend a lot of time with a kindle—and even more time opening-up ebooks and savagely hacking through css files to try and make them work. Too many companies treat ebooks like PDFs, the moment you have to increase the text at all past the default the formatting shatters, not to mention weird paragraph indentations, inaccurate special character coding, or spaghetti code to make a single word tilt in italics. Your formatting is always very neat and clean, your style guide beautifully commentated, its just a pleasure to deal with, and there's never really any changes I need to make anyway to read the text at my embarrassingly-large size. Thank you.

You're so kind to say so! Thanks.

Part of the reason I take this work seriously is because I have the same problem. Until I can afford to get various kinds of fairly expensive eye surgery (whenever that's going to happen...), more and more of my reading is happening on the tablet. So production quality issues for the digital readership are routinely on my mind.

This is why I use Vellum for all the ebook production work I do for the Ebooks Direct store. (In fact this is why I bought my first MacBook: because it was the only laptop that would run Vellum.) It wasn't cheap software, and there are people who feel that there's better, newer (and less expensive) ebook production apps; but I like the results I get with it. Vellum turns out reliable and solidly-coded files without requiring insane amounts of tweaking: which is frankly nice to be able to expect.

Anyway: thanks for the nice words! I'm glad to be getting the job done. :)

[bowlby4]

[geezerwench]

This recipe cannot be lost! A few days ago, I thought I lost it. Found it in a folder on the laptop. *whew* Glad I copied it into there.

Jo gave me this recipe back in WV, and it was one of the only good things to come out of living there for a while. Jo and Denny were good neighbors.

#HotPepperMustard

#HotPepperMustardRelish

#HungarianHotWaxPeppers

#HungarianWaxPeppers, a type of banana pepper, tend to be hotter than Jalapeno. To make the recipe a bit less hot, cut out the seeds.

It's not fancy, but it sure is good.

#July2026