Geezer Wench

Stumblr thru tumblr - est. Oct 2013 💜 💜 💜 ... adult content. sometimes ... #SlavaUkraini ...

[bowlby4]

[bowlby4]

[geezerwench]

They're just built different in Brooklyn.

Good for them.

[geezerwench]

Official WAR Department Training Film

"Testosterone"

[geezerwench]

Why is MAGA still so mad? They got what they wanted.

[geezerwench]

[heretherebebookdragons]

Behold! A tiny pirate queen appeared! ❤️

Tiny Sharako is on her very 1st adventure. We found her a mighty fine ship. I'm sure the museum doesn't notice if it disappears.

#Liinu's needle felted Sharako Lohar project

[theabigailthorn]

Awww, this is so cute! Thank you for making her! I love her little axe, so sweet!

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

req'd by @austsakurakyzor

okay there Matt Smith

text: It's calligraphy, I'm calligraphy now. Calligraphy is cool.

[dduane]

Thinking hard about the upcoming work schedule

This has by far been the most laborious part of reconstructing the DDCom website: importing and correcting the images and meta for the novels.

I've kept having thoughts like "Will this never end?", "Why did I write all these books?", and occasionally "HOW did I write all these books? When dd I eat? When did I pee? When did I... " ...well, never mind, when you're married to @petermorwood, some things damn well take precedence. :)

But look at this. (I can't fit the whole "Books/Novels" page in here at the moment: but this is the bottom of it.)

The bottom line there contains books 55, 56, 57, 58, and 59.

That gap-without-a-novel-60 is going to drive me around the bend. I am now feeling around in my head for a book I could write in a week or two. (Short fiction will NOT work for me. I don't care what other writers call books. In my head, novels are at LEAST 70K. I have standards to uphold.)

I am currently weighing several different projects in The Hand Of The Mind to see what, if completed, might fit into that empty spot in the next couple of weeks.

Don't mistake me. I will ABSOLUTELY write to spite that empty spot. :) (And one possibility that I'm now weighing carefully is [mostly] a Carmela story: Young Wizards: The Chocolate Wars.)

Let's see where this goes. Meanwhile: want to assist this effort? Reference this post and see what it suggests to you.

[twilightbuckley]

Category is: misunderstood girls who I’ll love and defend until my last breath

[geezerwench]

Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a taxidermist.

[geezerwench]

[thissweetenamor]

[zxid]

collection

[fishlung8877]

[igotbugsinmypocket]

This reminds me— I once saw a package of bread labelled “crusty Italian” and I was like “yup, that’s me.”

[texasteaparty]

[phoenix-rising-starbird-one]

And he does it with heart eyes. 😍

[bowlby4]

[gallusrostromegalus]

I Have No Teeth And I Must Fundraise

Hey everyone,

It's Your Local Bardic entity, Gallus Rostromengalus of Bread Jesus and other Weird Tumblr Story Fame.

Despite my best efforts to mitigate mt Terrible English Dental DNA, today two of my teeth broke.

I don't even have a fun story about this, it's literally terrible genetics and stress-grinding my teeth in my sleep.

I just got back from emergency surgery to get the pieces pulled and the hole in my jaw closed so I don't get an infection, but a second reconstruction surgery to give me a bone graft and dental implants will be needed so I can actually chew and use my mouth for it's intended purposes.

I do not currently have dental insurance. I haven't talked about it here much, but my husband was unemployed after getting laid off for almost all of last year. He has a job again, but it pays like 2/3rds of his previous one and the benefits are crap. Like no dental insurance until he's worked there at least a year.

So I'm on the hook for the full cost of Today's emergency surgery, Medication, and the necessary follow-up reconstruction, which my dentist estimates will cost between $5000-$7000. Our dentist has given us every discount she can and we have a payment plan, but losing half our household income has left us with no savings and credit cards at their limits. Even though I only need to come up with $500 this month to go ahead with the reconstructive surgery, I do not have any money to spare. It will also be VASTLY cheaper overall to pay for everything up front rather than pay interest over the months with the payment plan, but literally anything will help me right now.

Link To My GoFundMe

Link To My Ko-Fi

Thank you all so much, Gallus

Pic of Chaleston Chew lounging on his pillows because pics generally help these posts but I do not want to inflict images of Dental Trauma on all of you.