#burning barrel

[thedaily-beer]

Burning Barrel Taste of Royalty Antlered Annihilator Double Hazy IPA (Picked up at Windmill Farms). A 3 of 4. Lots of tropical and stone fruit in the nose, as well as some candy-like citrus. Decently thick body and well-balanced, with just a touch of bitterness in the finish alongside more juiciness.

[redfield-by]

🚯Repair of a waste incineration barrel🚮🔥

Рамонт бочкі для спальвання смецця

[pigweekend]

Don't Project That Circus Peanut Trip On Me, Man

Candy Corn Oreos

Like the Candy Corn M&Ms, this is a flavor that is bound only by your ability to reason and imagine. If you ate the entire bag wearing a blindfold, I could tell you the flavor was "birthday" or "cloud" or "angel's placenta" and you'd be forced by your own tongue to believe me.

We are having a great time in this scenario... folding card table, shitty desk lamp, and you in a blindfold, overeating.

Honeycomb Cereal

Coffee

I mention the coffee because it's some kind of unpredictable coconut palm tree flavor that is really good on its own, but tastes like a Yankee Candle when you use it to clear your bulging throat of enlarged honey sweet corn.

Neapolitan Pizza

BBQ Chicken Pizza

Usually this would be happening because the pizzeria is on my way to the gym, but today is about pure experience. Eating an entire pack of Oreos, finishing off a monolith box of cereal, and jamming pizza strictly for the purpose of being saturated with pizza. Never stronger, never better.

Pear Pie

Made by my girlfriend from pears she grew!! FARM TO TABLE, DUDE. FTT. 

BBQ Chicken

Spare Ribs

Green Beans with Pine Nuts and Pancetta

Cole Slaw

This is a meal you might even see yourself or your family eating, but I made sure the table was quivering under the weight of the barbecue sauce on my plate. 

There was some discussion about the purpose of pine nuts. I wouldn't think such a buttery, greasy little speck of textural supremacy needed a reason to stop by, but hey... Pignoli Weekend. Let me register that tumblr.

Half a Trader Joe's chocolate croissant

Cider Donut

Peanut Butter Brownie

PEAR PIE

By now, most of my family and friends are familiar with my faith and practices and do not appear alarmed or surprised when an entire Cookie Puss proceeds visibly down my esophagus, so it's kind of refreshing to belly up to a table with the uninitiated and see how distracted they can be by all my many snacks and priorities.

Woodchuck Pumpkin Cider

I always want to like the Woodchuck cider because I like the woodchuck animal, but this is kind of like chugging straight syrup.

I might stir the many leftover bottles into a suicide drink next weekend. Pumpkin cider, Jim Beam's Ghost, and some Tic-Tacs I know I'll never get around to eating. Stop by if you're thirsty!

True North Chocolate Nut Clusters

Who knew Best Buy sold endocrine-annihilating servings of SNACKS? These have all the markings of a healthy fuel source for people that conquer well groomed mountain trails wearing open-toed Merrell shoes, but they are certainly just chunks of full-on candy bar sold by the pound. I couldn't be more pleased.

Moe's mega nachos with ground beef and so much queso

A solid FRIEND moved back into town recently and we both have jobs and obligations and lives that keep us from wailing on guitars and reading comic books like grown men... so we decided to force the issue and choke down some counterfeit mexisludge as late as they'd let us.

I know I say things like this a lot, but I was feeling the kind of full that your bones and ancestors and descendants will remember. Like even my ears and scalp ached. 

Rogue Farms pumpkin beer

I only bought this for the wonderful orange bottle.

I only drank this because I was still awake.

I only woke up at 2 AM because pouring a liter of holiday beer over 3 lbs of queso sauce makes you into an actual Hindenburg. In the bad way.

Hours later, I encountered this context-free burning barrel display at Lowes which strangely wasn't anywhere near the fingerless glove or Thunderbird pint aisles.