#burningmattresss

[burningmattresss]

Hosuh: *seriously injured*

Stephen: please don't be dead

Stephen: please don't be dead

Stephen: please please please don't be dead

Hosuh: I'm- I'm not dead

Stephen: I'm going to fucking kill you

[burningmattresss]

Hosuh: *exists*

Stephen: I'd die for that little fucker

[burningmattresss]

Hosuh: *texting* hey Stephen you should come over :)

Stephen: I can't, I'm hiding a body

Hosuh: Dan isn't home

Stephen: oh I know

[burningmattresss]

Daniel, filming: so hey guys, the gangs all out of it right now

Jay: he's fucking hammered

Stephen, staring at the ceiling: I cannot feel my face

Hosuh, patting Stephen: let me feel it for you

[burningmattresss]

Stephen: that's it, finally killing Hosuh

Daniel: imagine a world without him

Stephen:

Stephen, crying: why would you-

[burningmattresss]

Stephen: when I was born God said "too good, much perfection"

Daniel: wrong.

Daniel: when you were born, the devil said, "oh look competition"

[burningmattresss]

Daniel: Alright. So Jay, Hosuh, and Stephen, you're all going to be assigned a task

Stephen: Yes! My Fantasy Threesome!

Hosuh: ...

Jay: ...

Stephen: ... oF paLs On a MiSsiON

[burningmattresss]

Daniel, entering the room:

Stephen: Welcome back, you've missed three murders, the plague, and at least sixteen lawsuits

Daniel, looking at Hosuh for answers:

Hosuh:

Hosuh: I wish he were joking