#burningmuffin

[ask-the-frog-au]

Frog Husband how are you feeling about the wedding

Frogtthew: you know what. I give up. We're gonna get married and i might as well take part willingly

[ask-aph-angel-canada]

You are toast, you are a burningtoast.

No this is Patrick

[ask-the-frog-au]

FROG HUSBAND PLEASE

Frogtthew: N O

[ask-the-frog-au]

Give me a little kiss frog boy 🥰

Frogtthew: No i will not give you a kiss- this isnt some fairytale where i’d turn into a human named Matthew and we’d become mates.

[ask-the-frog-au]

Man I love it when I’m married to a frog ✋😌

Frogtthew: ...!

[ask-the-frog-au]

Ohohohohoho~! But what drama couldn't happen? We live in a world of talking frogs, after all! Are you sure there's no chance of, say....AN UNEXPECTED CHALLENGER? (Dramaticanon)

Burningtoastmuffin: its a frog wedding what drama would it have? Anon you are concerning me

[ask-the-frog-au]

Oho~! What is this I see? A potential frog wedding? Would be a shame if there was suddenly...DRAMA -(a frog and wedding drama loving anon)

Frogtthew: this is a Frog wedding, what kind of drama could happen? i jinxed it didnt i

Toast: Anon you are scaring me

[ask-the-frog-au]

Priest: that is the one who blesses and confirms the marriage is alright in the eyes of god. If you are not religious then you just need to get some one to officiate( make your marriage real in the eyes of the state.)

Flower girl: typically a young girl who throws flowers down the aisle that the bride will walk down.

Ring bearer: typically a young boy, will bring the rings on a pillow to the couple up on the alter or stage.

Maid of honor: typically the best Freind of the bride. They plan the parties before the wedding to celebrate the wedding with the close ( typically female) friends of the bride.

Frogtthew: oh, okay. the Frog God of Chaos is gona take the role of the priest? i think? Seafrog maybe the ring bearer. But if anyone wants to take a spot go ahead.

Burningtoast: Hatsune Mifrog is the maid of Honour