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so i had to drop by my apartment to let the furniture assembly team in (so mature adult of me i know) and its a 6-7 hour job right?

and i didnt wanna tell them the honest truth of 'hey im sick af, im gonna go pass out on the couch at my parents home till you guys are done' so instead i told them 'thank you, I should head back to work now!' and. the Guy gave me a funny look which i ignored 'till i got home and realized.

THIS is what i looked like when i said id get back to work

like where tf do i work at dressed like this?! the weeb circus? 😭😭😭

#had my septum piercing on n everything who tf would believe me if i said im a doctor. heading back to the hospital. i wouldnt #at least they didnt comment on it orz #anyway takin my painkillers and off for a nap bye bye #burrito shitposts #burrito talks #not fandom related #delete later #my face //

*Keith, breaking down Lance's door*: WHY WEREN'T YOU AT REMEMBERING OUR BONDING MOMENT PRACTICE

#klance #voltron shitpost #elf practice #look rhys explained the meme to me so now i can be memeducated!!!!!! and contribue to this shitwreck #burrito shitposts #vld #keith kogane #ill edit it onto the meme once im on a pc and got time to lol

i sincerely and whole heartedly believe Keith would use a knife to do just about anything

Cutting your hair? no problem

Filing your nails? knives got u covered

Eating your cereal? Who needs spoons anyway when you have KNIVE-

#keith kogane #burrito shitposts #I HAVE SLEPT A TOTAL OF TOO FEW HOURS IN TOO LONG DONT JUDGE ME TOO MUCH #BUT THIS BOY WOULD USE A KNIFE FOR ANYTHING HE IS EXTRA ENOUGH TO DO SO #voltron #vld #voltron shitpost

the mood for today is: Gay

#then again isn't it always LOL #LOOK I have been listening to LP since morning and she is an Icon so my mood is very much gay my dudes #just your local gal-loving frying pan #burrito talks #also I have had four coffees in a row good stuff mmhm #burrito shitpost #burrito shitposts

Before and After i told him he's beautiful

#ok he was actually trying to eat the pillow on that first one but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#burrito talks #chocoa #dog #burrito shitposts

Mom, Dad, I have to tell you something. I’m not who you think I am. I’m...I’m actually...*takes off trench coat to reveal stacks upon stacks of frying pans*..pan as fuck.

#look i literally just woke up and this? this was my first thought #will i regret it after a cup of coffee? hell yes #burrito shitposts #pan

“DON’T TRY AND EXPLORE THE UNIVERSE, OR YOU WILL GET LAUNCHED INTO SPACE AND D I E” -Hunk, 2017

#can we make this image of hunk the new meme or #Hunk #hunk vlog #voltron #vld #burrito shitposts #voltron shitpost #voltron vlogs #I'm sorry but he reminded me so much of that 'you will get pregnant and die meme' I COULDNT HELP IT XD

each member of the infinity war posting photos of themselves from the same photoshoot is the equivalent of taking a really good group photo then cropping everyone else out and posting it on your facebok

#avengers #avengers infinity war #marvel #burrito shitposts #like i saw tom holland posting the whole photoset kudos to him hahah #my ig feed is just them posting photos rn lool

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