#busology

[busloverofficial]

Fun fact! Train tracks aren’t actually man made! They’re actually desire paths that form along the migratory routes of that great beast the train

[lgbtqiarchive]

Dromogenders.

Busogender: A gender related to buses or tied to busology.

Hodogender: A gender tied to travelling or related to travel journeys and trips. Based on hodophobia.

Siderodromogender: A gender related to trains. Comes from siderodromophobia.

Dromogender: A gender tied to crossing streets, roads, circuits or tracks, wandering (roaming) or simply tracing a path.

[busloverofficial]

Because of its front facing eyes which allow for depth perception we can reasonably assume the bus is a predator animal

[busloverofficial]

Ok so the thing that a lot of people don’t get about buses vs trains is that they’re actually variants of the same animal. At this point experts still argue over wether buses and trains share a common ancestor that is now extinct or if trains are a subspecies of bus, but I am personally partial to the second theory. You see, the thing about buses is that they are actually pack animals, although most people don’t think this to be the case because individual buses often go out in order to bring back food for the pack. Therefore, it makes sense that after a while buses would start hunting in groups, maybe even organising themselves into lines so they can defend from attacks in front and behind. Now it’s not too far of a stretch that these hunter buses may happen to evolve tyres differently than their counterparts because of their different traversal needs, say, tyres that may adhere to train track better. At this point what we have here is basically indistinguishable from a train, many cars all in a row, can roll on track, follows specific hunting routes. Now this is just a theory after all and I myself am certainly no bus scientist but I thought it would be interesting to share with my fellow bus and train hobbyists the history and biology behind some of natures most revered creatures

[the-m-guerra]

VG 7919 por ℳarcelo Guerra Via Flickr: Irizar i6 390 Volvo B380R