#but also... yeah

[mouseprints]

neverland . . .

[caffeinatedopossum]

*through tears* this is pathetic. If I were a cis man I'd just punch a hole in the drywall

[chronicowboy]

okay but why does drunk me make so much sense

[voerman]

subway eat fresh :3c

also asked by @arklay <333

wip title meme

so it's a little intro scene to my babiest vampire boy, my short king noah. he's had a long night and is catching the subway home and a human catches his eye and he gets a little snack >:3

My stop is almost at the end of the line, coming up but nowhere near close, a man is staring at me, a human… Is he trying to work out what I am? How cute. I flash him a smile I know has far too many teeth for anyone’s comfort, he blushes and ducks his head down. Pity. I could go for a snack. I continue to watch him, dialing my smile back from chilling to coy and when he glances up again, he doesn’t shy away. I wink at him. He blushes, delicious blood pooling in his cheeks and that’s all the invitation I need to approach. “Would you like to get a drink?” The man asks, and I grin again despite myself. How nice it is, after the evening I’ve had, to get such a willing victim. “Are you offering?” I sit beside him, trying not to flinch at the faint stickiness of the seat, I fucking hate sitting down on the subway. He almost flinches again but manages to reign himself in. He knows it’s too late now for fear, he may as well enjoy what I have to offer. And he will because I am a kind parasite. I’ve never hurt anyone through feeding. It’s easy if you focus; bite quickly to get the initial pain over with and suck slowly for minimal fang movement, which reduces tearing. The taste is nothing to write home about. I focus instead on counting his heartbeats carefully, and the second they begin to dip lower than resting I pull back. The man barely stifles a moan and slumps against me for a second. I arrange him back on the seat and as he regains consciousness, he gives me a weak smile. “Can I get your number?” He asks, and I can’t help but grin. What a bold little thing. “Sorry darling, I’m taken.”

[ephemeral-afterlight]

me: logan is so relatable

them: oh why

me, internally: oh just the fact that he represses his emotions for fear of not being taken seriously or the inevitable time when he has to deal with the pain and sadness, the fact that he doesn't infodump or talk about his interests because he's so used to being mocked for it or called boring, the fact that he puts everyone else's wants before his own just so that everyone is accommodated for except him, he constantly does things for other people that is never even acknowledged, and his flaws are picked apart so thoroughly that he's afraid to even show a single personal aspect of himself in fear of immediately being shut down or told he's wrong for being himself

me, externally: he likes books lol

[isabellaofparma]

And you're sorry?

[surrealsunday]

Lucas steels himself before answering, voice tentative and paper thin. “I’ve only been kissed by one person.”

Elliott’s eyebrows shoot up in surprise. “Only one other person?”

JAIME ! You. Have. No. Right !!!!!!!!!

[aseriesofunfortunatetexts]