Saw someone reblog a Dennis Reynolds post from me saying he would watch Heated Rivalry in the tags but I need to unpack this. Dennis would not willingly watch Heated Rivalry. Mac would try to make him watch it during movie night but Dennis would insist that it's pornographic slop made for lonely women who can't get laid so they fantasize about gay men who cannot love them being in love with each other. Except later he would see all these hot women watching Heated Rivalry and lusting after the leads and he would watch it and claim it's all purely ironic enjoyment and to get women to like him and to understand what they get out of it but inside he would be going insane. Mac would want to become a hockey player and get other men on the ice to make out with him. Somehow this would end in Mac and Dennis in a compromising position with Mac in hockey gear that he blew all his savings on.
