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I cant find that post i made that was like the writer is an idiot so this “smart” character is actually just an asshole. And the plot is dumb.

#but sherlock

Molly: "Yeah Jim works in IT. Office romance"

Sherlock after one fucking glance: "Gay."

#sherlock is so fuckin gay #what a gaydar geez #id like to think my gaydar is okay #but sherlock #damn #sherlock

One final thought, and I'll probably regret it in the mo, but WHY JOHN WHY? She's not even your type(?) she's, she's...normal! She's no Sherlock the sociopath-best-friend or badass-spy-turned-wife (YOUR WIFE JOHN YOUR MARY AND YOUR ROSIE! HOW!?!)...John, you're not most people. Your John Watson, you want danger and and you want to roam London solving crimes and kicking butt and holding your gun and go pew pew and feel that adrenaline rush... And that woman...is normal. She's like,...kinda dull? (Sorry) unless you wanted to try and feel normal for once and be like the rest of douche society, but seriously, what the hell John? You better have some explanation or a secret plan that will end up saving your family or something, because this is low... [end of rant, ok, I'll be going to sleep now]

#I am so frickin tired #but SHERLOCK #and yes maybe I was ranting about a different John too #not John Watson #but a John who I personally know...#that is all that will be said #sherlock series 4 #sherlock spoilers #mary morstan #rosamund mary watson #rosie watson #Mark Gatiss WHYYYY

Goodbye 2016 it’s officially 20DANCING QUEEN

#2017 should be fun #but sherlock #so death #bye bye

Fratboy!Michael Blurb

Fratboy!Michael being in the same over crowded business class as you. One day during an early lecture where you couldn’t bother putting on another shirt, Michael had sat next to you upon noticing your Sherlock pyjama shirt. It was one of your favourite TV programs and it happened to be one of his too, making it basically the only similarity the two of you had.

On the rare occasion a new episode came out, it was the only time that you actually spent any time with him outside of class. You and him would get together in your dorm, cook dinner and goof around until the episode finally came on. You two would stay up the whole 3 hours bundled up in blankets on your couch, eating popcorn and focusing all of your attention on the details in your television screen. But after that night was over, the two of you were back to normal; talking only when necessary and never making even slight eye contact out side of class. It was a shame that it was only once every two years that three episodes would come out in three weeks because you did actually enjoy Michael’s company. You probably would have been his friend if it weren’t for all of the barriers; different friend groups, different classes, different extracurriculars; the only thing that brought the two of you together was the old British drama series.

Seeing as you woke up before your alarm, you arrived to you class earlier than usual. Finding a seat towards the back, you dropped your bag on the floor beside you and pulled out your textbooks, enjoying the fact you were already prepared. With your head phones blaring music, you weren’t aware when somebody took a seat next to you and tried initiating a conversation before realizing you couldn’t hear them. You weren’t ready to be tapped on the shoulder and you especially weren’t prepared for the obnoxious words that came out of the speaker’s mouth. Trying to think of his name, you knew simply that he was another frat boy that took the same class as you, and indeed he was one of those guys who slept around with no shame.

“Couldn’t help but notice you when i walked in.” You rolled your eyes at his cheesy chat up line and finally, his name popped back into your head. “Kyle?We’ve been in the same class for 8 months, we literally see each other every day.”

“Okay but I had this idea. How about you and me, we go to that new bar tonight? ” You were trying to make it clear to him that his advances were going no where but he simply refused to take a hint. “I’m busy tonight. Maybe some other time okay?”

“Common babe. Don’t you want to have some fun.” You gritted your teeth lightly in annoyance as you simply wanted to be left alone in quiet before 3 long hours of class. “No really, I’m not interested but thanks.”

After countless more cheesy pick up lines, you could tell he was beginning to lose his patience with not getting what he was after.

“But you’re so hot. Just come out with me tonight. I can guarantee you’ll have a good time.” he said, looking you up and down with his bottom lip drawn between his teeth. “Or we can just ditch the bar all together and you can just come to my place if that’s what you’re into.”

Letting out a final breath of air through your nose, you pursed your lips tightly, turning your head towards the frat boy. Thinking of the reruns you had been watching last night, an insult came to mind. Smiling sweetly, you raised your voice, “Kyle, please don’t talk out loud. You’re lowering the IQ of the entire school.”

Hearing most of those around you chuckle at the quick one liner, you felt satisfied with your self looking at Kyle’s defeated face. However, that wasn’t the only thing you noticed because at the corner of your eye, you saw Michael sitting behind you stifling puffs of laughter. Being the only one around who understood your reference, he gave you a quick wink as Kyle walked away with the most confused expression on his face.