#butbabe

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I'm getting married to my best friend @dubzdoes 💜🐼🐺💚

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Had a wonderful anniversary date with @dubzdoes ! We got two new friends for our plushie hoard. It's been an amazing four years.. We have grown stronger together every day. In one more year we will be married. We have already been though so much and yet it is merely the beginning of our grand adventure.

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Get you a man who lets you bend his wrist for him freely

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Dubz: One day you'll be my WiFi

Me: ... and one day you'll be my Hubble Telescope

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Yes.. It was right about now. Right about this time, on this day, three years ago, a man told me he loved me for the first time. He told me through the Internet. His voice came from the small built in laptop speakers but I felt as though I was hearing him breathe the words straight into my ear. We had never met in person. We had only seen or heard each other through a screen. Through a device. He told me he loved me even though he had never knowingly been within 1000 miles of me. In that moment I felt whole. I felt like time stopped and everything in my life that made me sad or angry didn't exist anymore. In that moment I felt like I actually mattered. I felt loved for the first time in years. Even though I had never even been in the same room with this man. The relationships you build online are real. Never doubt that. Never give up on them. I have been living with him for two years. We have a dog together. The toxins of our past are nearly forgotten. Our long distance is now a distant memory.

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It's really too bad that the vagina doesn't work like a force-flex garbage bag (sarcasm)... Then again, the words "force" and "flex" should never be used in the same connotation as "vagina" anyway.

Dubz

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Moose: You know it's a myth that having sex makes the vagina "loose"

Anna: That's not how muscles work, kids!

Dubz: But it IS how Tupperware works.

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Two years ago today, Dubz called me in the morning and said:

“I have to tell you something today! Can you wait till bedtime though?”

Of course I was willing to wait... I had to work a 12 hour day at CVS, and it was nice to think I had something to look forward to. That night, we Skyped like always. We had been Skyping every night for a little over a month now. It was so wonderful to see his face and hear his voice every night before bed. A few nights we had stayed up talking till 4 or 5 AM, even though I had to work the next morning. It was worth it.

Just before it was time to say goodnight, I was snuggled up in bed and yawning. I had forgotten he wanted to tell me something. Out of nowhere, as I was drifting off next to my laptop, I heard:

“Goodnight my Christa. I love you.”

I have never in my life felt such an overwhelming feeling of joy and warmth fill my body.

“I love YOU!” I squeaked.

It was hard to sleep the rest of that night because I was so flustered and full of butterflies. He loves me. HE loves me! My life has never been the same. Little did I know that two years later we would be sharing a bed in real life... my dream come true.

Happy anniversary dubzdoes. I will love you, until the end of time.