DAY THREE HUNDRED AND FIFTY-SEVEN - 7/29/2020
“WILLIAM BARR (AND OTHERS) SUCK TRUMP’S DICK ALL DAY LONG” by DJS
Warning: it gets graphic.
(The Oval Office. A revolving door. Enter William Barr)
WILLIAM BARR: Mr President
TRUMP: (grunts) (mumbles something) (unzips pants)
WILLIAM BARR: Don’t waste any time, do you sir?
(Barr commences to suck the president’s cock)
(Others enter and proceed to do the same)
STEPHEN MILLER: Ooh, it’s extra greasy today
STEVE MNUCHIN: And some added gristle too
KELLYANN CONWAY: Careful of his short ‘n’ curlies, gentlemen. He won’t thank you for that
VICE PRESIDENT PENCE: And they’re a devil getting out of your teeth
(Trump’s children blow their father like their livelihoods depended on it)
DON JR: Dad?
ERIC: Dad?
DON JR: Dad?
ERIC: Dad?
DON JR: Dad?
ERIC: Dad?
DON JR: Eric’s being mean to me
ERIC: Because he’s not sharing!!
JARED KUSHNER: Dad? Can I call you Dad? Or Papa? Am I doing a good job Papa Sir?
IVANKA: If you are he’ll pat you on the head, you’ll know
(Next we have the The Fucking 3 Stooges)
MICHAEL FLYNN: Are we late?
ROGER STONE: We just flew in from Sing Sing and boy are our arms tired
MICHAEL COHEN: But seriously folks, if our time behind bars taught us anything it’s an appreciation for a good blowie
ROGER STONE: Like currency in there
DEVIN NUNES: Just wanna bury my nose in
OTHERS WITH THEIR FACES BURIED IN TRUMP’S BUTT: His asssssssss
BETSY DEVOS: I know, you smell that? I can’t be the only one
MIKE POMPEO: Like he hasn’t washed in days
TUCKER CARLSON: Well he’s got a lot on his mind, can you blame him?
OTHERS/AN ECHO: No No no No no no NO no No
SEAN HANNITY: The way he has to fend off attack after attack lobbed at him by the Damned Left a near constant barrage of of of of of of of of Fake News of of
EVERYONE ONSTAGE: RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!
RUSH LIMBAUGH: The Liberal JEWISH
JEANINE PIRRO: Well you try remembering to bathe under those conditions
(Still more come to pay their “respects”)
NEIL GORSUCH: Just wanted to stop by and thank you again for the nomination
BRETT KAVANAUGH: Same for me, brah. Now let me at those ballzzz
WILLIAM BARR: A man who knows his business. What it’s about. Yes.
JOHN BOLTON: I prefer the term fellating
SEAN SPICER: Remember us??
ANTHONY SCARAMUCCI: Hey finally our mouths’ll be good for somethin’ - Ey! Oh!
MARK ZUCKERBERG: We felt, you know, we owed you a little
ELON MUSK: Some small token of our
IKE PERLMUTTER: Think he’ll put it in me?
SCOTT BAIO: (hums the “Charles in Charge” theme song around Trump’s cock)
KELLYANN CONWAY: Look at him shoot!
STEPHEN MILLER: He’s a cummer!
RUDY GIULIANA: Always has been. A Herculean Cummer!
DON JR, ERIC, IVANKA and JARED: That’s our Dad!!
(Then there is a dramatic lighting shift - Monks are singing. Enter two dictators in fancy robes)
POMPEO: Shh! Everyone! You might never witness something like this again
STEPHEN MILLER: International diplomacy I mean secrecy I mean diplomacy at its finest, right Mike?
(Putin and Kim Jong-Un and Trump masturbate each other in a Circle Jerk formation. When the ritual is complete, lighting returns to normal)
(Dr. Fauci and Dr Birx enter tentatively in total silence. Kneel and each kiss the head of Trump’s penis. The rest of the assembled guests have to suppress sniggers of delight Then bursting in)
MITCH McCONNELL: Hope there’s still some ejaculate left for me!
(But he’s too late. The president is all cummed out. It’s nighttime now and Trump sinks into in his favorite comfy chair to eat cold McDonalds cheeseburgers while flipping back and forth between CNN and MSNBC, tweeting all the while, as lights fade.)
Thee END