Descent of Harrison Butker Harrison Butker, smug handsome, heterosexual arrogant NFL kicker. Demands VERY traditional gender roles.
Styled hair, fancy business suits and shiny black dress shoes.
Harrison Butker must resign from his high-flying sports career, say goodbye NFL, take off and throw away his expensive Italian shoes and stay barefoot in the kitchen.
“Make me a sandwich, Harrison and stay in your lane, and get a buzz cut. Maybe even get you pregnant. your fancy suits won’ fit anymore. Leave your wife, renounce your conservative beliefs, ideals and values and heterosexual life.”
“That’s right. Leave behind your expensive dress shoes and socks. No more arrogance. No more commands and demands". "Your name is no longer Harrison Keller Butker. He no longer exists. You are now Harriswhore Butlikker” buzz cut time














