I found this weird website called butlerbot.com and apparently it was selling men in tuxedos? It looks like they were having a sale on it with buy a butler get one free.
I was woken up by my doorbell to find a giant box.
Me: Wow they came fast. Lets see what we got here
I dragged these boxes into my house and man are they heavy. I open the boxes and came out two very handsome emotionless men in tailored tuxedos.
Me: Wow. although do they talk? Do they have an on button?
Suddenly both of them seem like they were on
Both Butlers: Hello Master we are here to serve you.
Me: Wow I’m a little overwhelmed with this. Like where do I start?
Butlers: What are your commands master
Me: ... Well to start ... can you help me clean my house?
Butlers: Yes Master