Guys, you need to know.
I came across this candle about 6 months ago, and it changed my life.
It is the most ironic smell I have ever taken in.
I'm not sure how Yankee Candle doesn't even know this.
Maybe I'm crazy, but I have other witnesses who have confirmed my argument.
I'm so sorry if you love this smell. Perhaps it smells much different when it's lit. I haven't tried it and I don't want to.
Guys.
This candle.
Smells like a literal butthole.
I'm not joking.
It doesn't smell like shit. It doesn't smell like piss. It doesn't smell like lace or roses or a Sandy Beach wedding.
It smells like you just stuck your face into your SO's ass and took a huge whiff.
It smells like when you stick your hand down your pants to itch your asscrack, and then, in your own stupidity, you decide to smell your finger.
This.
Candle.
Smells.
Like.
Buttcrack.
You're welcome ^-^
