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Butt types: via @ydeJanisJoplin on Twitter.

The Zodiac Signs as types of butts.

Aries: It seems to be there when you don’t need it but never there when you want to show off the goodness. The change from petite to bongo is an everyday thing.

Taurus: Your bum bum is firmer than an oak tree. Keep doing those squats ey. Quite the bootiful size.

Gemini: Squishy squish squish. A comfortable size that’s not too big, nor too small and compliments your body shape perfectly.

Cancer: A mixture of squishy and bone. Falls under the big booty category but hopes for it to get bigger so that you can fit into your jeans better.

Leo: Curvalicious galore. Perfect size for a perfect person.

Virgo: Your bottom is huge but it doesn’t make you look abnormal. It looks so good on you plus its slight lopsidedness gives it amazing character.

Libra: Soz but where yo ass at?

Scorpio: Butt bigger than my future oh shit. Your confidence about it is beautiful.

Sagittarius: Your tooshie seems like such a mystery, no one ever seems to know if it’s teeny tiny or a mountain range. I think that it’s just perfection though.

Capricorn: You don’t care what your buttocks looks like. Everyone has one. You still know that you’re looking damn fine though.

Aquarius: Bubble butt, bubble bubble butt butt.

Pisces: Your butt is so cute that it makes everyone want to cry from joy when they see it.