#buttcrackss

[astrologee-deactivated]

a moment of silence for all your unreblogged original text posts

[astrologee-deactivated]

you see a shadow in the distance. creeped out, you walk faster. it catches up. you break into a sprint. you can't believe it, but it comes closer still. you continue running until you reach the end of the street. the shadow comes closer still. why is it doing this? you don't believe that this is happening. it has a knife in it's hand. it comes into view. you can't believe it. it's butter.

[bcyonce]

spookycrackss replied to your post: THIS BLOG MAKES ME DIE OF LAUGHTER

OH YM GOD I LOVE U SO MUCH WHY THOUGH HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH IDK MAYBE BECAUSE YOUR BLOG IS AMAZING AND YOU ARE LIKE MY FAVORITE HUMOR BLOG SINCE LIKE.....TUMBLR STARTED SRSLY

[bcyonce]

THIS BLOG MAKES ME DIE OF LAUGHTER

[silentnoisemaker]

Eilidh I got your present, it is so fucking amazing and I just want to hug you much.

You are seriously the greatest friend anyone could ever have. 

Too bad my family can't see it...

I'm in so much trouble, my Mom hates you and Bret thinks I'm fucking psyco and she told me never to talk to any of you ever again I just want to tell you how much I love you. 

I love all my internet friends so much, without you guys I wouldn't be here today,

You guys have listened to my problems and helped me and given me a life to look forward too

but my Mom doesn't believe you guys exist,

she called you fake

and I can't let her do this to me

You AREN'T fake, you AREN'T imaginary, you are my REAL FRIEND and Eilidh I can't remember my life on the internet without you,

I love you so much girl

I will never take off this bracelet

[ladysmaninigo-blog]

set fazers to friendship

[efeminist]

My Tumblr Crushes:

nutella-boy (3%)

crycryspidey (3%)

deodrant (3%)

dietchola (3%)

buttcrackss (3%)

messing-with-sass-quatch (3%)

bradcarq (3%)

nokia-yeskia (2%)

i-am-god-like (2%)

for the anon

[unimqortant]

would you check out my blog pls ?