(to someone on the bus who i've never met before but seems kinda shy) well, well, well. why the FUCK are you showing your face here again? (i look furious for a second, and then start beaming and punch them on the arm) ahhhhh, just MESSING WITH YA!!! HAHAHA! THAT'S MY GUY!!! Seriously, though, what business do you have coming back to this town, you lying freak? i TOLD you what'd happen the next time i saw you. a BIG HUG!!!! YAY!!! (i do not hug them) now, are you buying or selling? buying or selling, bud? we've got like ten seconds here. are you buying or selling???? no you can't say neither we've gotta move a lot of cargo here before we get married

















