omg flashing the whole la squadra like no one's business 😭😭😭 also,,,, which of the boys do you think like thicc thighs👀👀👀👀👀
BUTTERED THOUGHTS...
I like to think that every single one of them appreciates thicc luscious thighs 😍
Risotto L O V E S thicc thighs. Having something fill his hands somehow assures him that he won't be breaking his partner so easily 😍 He'd grip his partner's thighs but only up to a point where they are comfortable. He wouldn't want to hurt them 🥺"Ah, sorry bedda. Please tell me if I'm hurting you so I can stop."
Formaggio, ugh this man practically salivates at the sight of his partner's supple thighs. And if they have the booty to pair it up with? He'll have his pants tightening up in no time if his partner flashes him their goods. "Come sit on my lap numnums. Ah c'mon I promise, no funny business 😉"
Illuso doesn't particularly like large thighs but he does appreciate their softness. If he had a partner that had large thighs, he'd be randomly pinching them just to feel how soft they are 😍 "Ow hey I wasn't even pinching that hard! Aw sorry patatina you know I couldn't help myself."
Melone finds wide hips and thick thighs extremely alluring and it could be because they have a direct effect on one's fertility; the perfect body structure for bearing his offspring 👌"So full and soft. Ooh~ I'm getting shivers. What more if you get even rounder with my child inside you, tesoro."
Pesci also likes how soft his partner''s large thighs would feel against his hands. He' d be staring at them all the time and his S/O would tease him about it, flustering him in the process. "O-oh um sorry, I didn't mean to stare again ah yeah I know it's alright but...they just look so soft!"
Ghiacco likes how his partner's thick thighs keep his hands warm when he's spooning his S/O. His hands would sleepily wander between their thighs, prying them open and just they think they were going to get some action tonight, they would hear light snoring behind them "urhurmmm... warm... *snore*" 💓
Prosciutto secretly loves large thighs. Like, the kind that could smother him or potentially crush his head if he happened to have it situated between them 🥴🥴🥴 He like the way how the softness spills in between his hands when they squeeze them. It's just-🥺 "Do you have that skirt I got you the other day? I'd like to see you wear them... that is, if you want to 👉👈"
Sorbet and Gelato. Ooooh these pair would be taking turns in slapping and pinching their S/Os thighs. They would probably tear up at the constant bullying but they know when to stop when they've done too much. They can't help teasing them! Especially with how cute they are when they whine their lovers to stop. "Aw are you going to cry now, Y/N. Don't be like that, I know you like this." " 'lato, stop. They' ve had enough. Would you like some ice cream, tesoro?"
"Guys you didn't have...to. Are these coupons?...Why do they have your names on them?"
"Oh you can redeem an assassination with every coupon." Melone chirps, "Just write the name and details of the person you want and give it to your chosen hitman."
"😦"
"You only get 8 hits though, one from each of us, cuz Pesci made you a cake. From scratch!😀"
You had been dating Giorno for a while now and you always wondered why he constantly asks for your permission first before getting intimate with you. You decided to ask him one day about it and he answers with, "Oh, Bruno always told me that it's sexy."
La squadra brainrot and my endless love for children and romantic comedies got me thinking. So imagine this, single dad squadra falling in love with their child's kindergarten teacher 🥺
🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺❤️✨ My fav F/Os as D-D-daddies??
Get ready for some UwU scenarios with La Squadra Dream Daddies asdgf
Oooh ♥️♥️♥️ Melone would be the dad that tries to be around the school whenever his work schedule allows it and is known as the parent who announces his presence loudly from the entrance 😂 Melone's attraction for his kid's teacher is poorly hidden with him visibly perking up whenever they bring his child to him. Every day he would take their hands, look them in the eye and earnestly thank them for taking such good care of his child when he is away. His child is really talkative and will have nothing but good things to say about their teacher when Melone asks them about their day. In the middle of his kid's excited recounting of their day, the child will share how they wish that their teacher would always be around the house and that they should marry their papa right away because he really reaaaally likes them. Melone would be thrown off the loop at being outed so suddenly but will be given hope when his child's teacher laugh and say, "Well it's a good thing we're both single then aren't we?"
I always like to imagine Risotto having a daughter that easily cries 😂. Idk, just the thought of an intimidating tank of a man crouching in front of his tiny daughter while rubbing her tears away with his thumbs or letting her hiccup over his shoulders makes my heart howl like there's no tomorrow 😭💖💖 Her teacher will follow Risotto's example and let them sob into their shoulders one rainy afternoon, swaying her from side to side and reassuring them that her daddy is on his way to pick her up soon and was just probably late because of the rain. Seeing his daughter quickly be soothed by their nurturing personality has Risotto's attraction for them increase two-fold. He knew then and there that he wanted them to be a part of his and his daughter's lives.
Illuso will be the dad who finds himself confiding his troubles as a single dad to his kid's teacher and while he sometimes feels like he's being such a burden by sharing his problems, the teacher always reassures him that it is absolutely ok and even encourages him to talk about it with them if he's comfortable enough to share more. The fact that his kid absolutely loves them was just a bonus. They were perfect. They made it so easy for Illuso to fall head over heels with their patience, empathy and kind smile. He's never felt such warmth from his former lover before and for them to provide it to him so selflessly makes him yearn for something more after being alone for so long.
Pesci's child is a born trouble-maker and stories of their antics are something that both he and the teacher would have in common to talk and laugh about during PTAs or in afternoons when Pesci would allow his kid to play longer in the playground after kindergarten hours. They will be quick to give him reassurance, even scold him when he feels like he's not doing enough for his kid to be a well-rounded person. Every kind word that leaves their lips is a strike to the heart for Pesci. They're so incredibly nice to him, who wouldn't fall in love with someone like them?
In Formaggio's case, he would fall in love with them the moment he lays their eyes on them. They look so much like his late lover it almost makes him believe that they were still alive. It was hard for him to keep himself away with the memory of his late beloved flashing with their every move when he observes them from afar. Their personalities can not be any more different though, and that alone snaps Formaggio out from his delusions that his late lover wil everl come back to him. He was glad he met them though. He can finally let go of the pain eating away inside him from losing the love of his life.
For Ghiaccio it all begins with his grandmother's recipe for her special almond cookies. He had his son take some as snacks to school and had apparently shared some to his teacher. His teacher loved the cookies and asked Ghiacco's son if his dad was open to sharing his recipe with them. Ghiacco was hesitant at first saying, "I'm not sharing your nonna's amaretti recipe just like that" but had a change of heart when his kid handed him a handwritten authentic recipe for Mustazzoli with a note at the bottom that says, "Perhaps a trade then?". And so began their quiet correspondence of shared recipes and personalized notes behind detailed instructions and drawn directions for where to get the best produce.Like Melone's kid, Ghiacco's feelings for the teacher will also be unceromoniously revealed by his son, but this time in the form of a drawing depicting him and his son's teacher sending love letters, as the child would call it, with little Ghiacco as the messenger of love. "Would you like to have dinner sometime?" read Ghiaccio on the latest shared note given to him by his son. He quickly looked at the wide-eyed child suspiciously, knowing how he may have had a hand in this sudden turn of events being how smart he is for his age. He shuffled through his Olaf bagpack and pulled out a piece of paper that had a number written on it before saying, "I got her telly number so you guys can call each other. Y'know like normal people."
Prosciutto probably didn't realize it but he fell in love with his daughter's teacher the moment he saw them give her a pep talk on her first day of school and actually manage to convince her to have him leave her. His daughter had always been fussy and it takes a lot of patience and time to actually get her settled for her to listen to him. They, however had managed to do this is seconds with their cheerful smile and soft words. The moment he realized he was falling was when this same teacher came up to his car window urgently tapping his window and asking him politely (but with barely concealed fury) to step outside when they caught him "smoking"(but really it was just mint candy that resembled cigarettes lol) in the car with his daughter in it. Prosciutto couldn't even put a word in at the flurry of words that left their pretty mouth. He didn't mind being told off by them though, it was obvious how much they cared for their students with how many times their concern for his daughter's well-being was brought up in their tirade. When he was finally able to explain that the cigarette was in fact candy, he couldn't help but chuckle at their mortified expression and the embarassment that came after. This person was interesting, he decided, he wonders if they were still single.
Gelato fell in love with his daughter's teacher the moment they mistook him as her kidnapper. He appreciates someone who knows how to fight and boy were they good at keeping him immobilized. Only when his daughter started crying to "let his papa go" did they release him from their chokehold. He was sure he was going to bruise from that. The redness on their cheeks and the hurried apologies only added to his attraction for them. How cute.
Sorbet also experiences the same situation as Gelato and will fall in love with the feisty teacher at first sight. He will commend anyone who has the ability to pin him face down on the ground being a professional in MMA himself and will be highly amused that the one person who was able to do so was his kid's innocent-looking kindergarten teacher. Looks to him like his kid is gonna have another person to call mama.
Which members of the Bucci Gang are able to open stubborn jars? My weak-handed ass needs to know which boys/girl I can marry without having to call my dad every time I need to open one
Bruno
ever the reliable one, Bruno will simply zip open the jars for you and that goes for any product you have trouble opening/tearing apart!
If you actually want him to uncap one though be ready to catch a glimpse of his tummy because he always wraps the lid with his shirt before uncapping a jar
Doesn't have a decent explanation as to why he does the shirt thing but it works so he does it anyway
Abbachio
Abbachio has really sweaty hands so expect to see him struggle to open stubborn jars
Wipes his hands first before his attempt and gets really frustrated when his fingers slide against the lid
May also attempt Bruno's method and wrap a cloth (or usually his shirt 🤤) around the lid
Fugo
Knows the tricks of opening jars but won't tell you how
He likes how you depend on him even if it's as small as opening jars for you
It's the most interaction he can get with how shy he is around you
The go-to when you want jars opened
Mista
Has a really cool trick for opening stubborn jars!
He'll lightly tap the edges of a lid before easily uncapping a jar with a loud pop.
The pistols will hear the pop and immediately manifest to beg for food
Basically, you will have to share some of the contents every time you ask Mista for help
Giorno
Will have no trouble opening stubborn jars for you
Need that nacho dip opened? Of course, amore. Pop! Done.
Will also like how you depend on him for help for something as simple as opening a jar
So he tightly caps the lid back on
Narancia
Is super ecstatic to help you out and would voluntarily take the jar from you so he can open it
Actually he just takes the jar and tosses it to Mista or Fugo so they can open it
Totally takes all the credit
Will occasionally not be able to throw the container properly and end up with a mess
Trish
Doesn't want her nails ruined so asks one of the boys to do it
Will usually go for Fugo or Mista
Will take it from their hands after the deed is done and hand it to you herself
Will take the extra effort to soften the body if she demands help from Narancia
Illuso silently watching you from the table as you struggle to get something from the cupboards. The corners of his lips will slowly rise the longer you amuse him with your futile attempts to jump high enough to reach for the item you needed. Formaggio would come in the kitchen ready to help you but Illuso will raise his hand stopping him and will gesture for him to leave you be before patting the open seat beside him so Formaggio can enjoy the show with him.
