#buzzard!sans

[janeelyakiri]

With the farm boys and 4 main boys of ur choice, what’s there reaction if someone tried to steal from them

Pheasant- Depends what it is. Most likely he'd catch them right away and offer the food/money. Or look away like he's not aware.

Shepherd- He's catch them and scold them all the while loading up his truck with food, water, the thief, and asking where they live.

Rooster- He won't care unless it's one of his pigs. He'd come out with his shotgun ready to scare the shit out of the thief.

Mastiff- Really gonna try to steal from the sheriff?

Quail- He's kinda easy to distract so just flirt a little and while he's distracted just -yoink-!

Collie- He's too used to bandits while working the cattle herd so he's ready to pull a pistol out on anyone trying to steal from him.

Hawk- He's highly defensive already, and while he will puff up and act tough and yes its an act, when provoked with thoughts of what little he has left being taken from him he will lash out rather feral like.

Coyote- A lot like Collie, but won't give a warning. The thief will hear the click of the safety before they notice him there.

Buzz- Do Not. Steal Food. From Him. Flowers? Sure. Money? He doesn't care, take it. But do not take food.

Bea- Calmer than his brother and while firm and harsh, he won't hurt the thief. He'd keep them hogtied and wait for Mastiff to show up and take them back to town.

And for the 4 of my choosing!

Dingo- Steals the Thief.

Ibis- Death Touch! 😎

Jay- Catches thief and forces them to deal with him ranting for 12 hours straight about integrity and justice.

Nix- 'I Also steal the Thief 😏'

[janeelyakiri]

are we going to meet Buzz and Beagle (the horrorfarm sans and papyrus)?

Before the Great Fuckening where i lost everything I woulda been like 'teehee nah gotta wait :3c' buuuut fuck that!!

Here's Buzzard and Beagle! The two Lost Cousins of the Ebott Valley Gang. They hide up in a cabin in the foothills. They come down now and then to hang with their cousins but otherwise avoid the townfolk.

Buzz grows fruits and veggies for him and his bro, and flowers. He loves flowers, and places new ones in his hat when the old ones die.

Bea hunts, and is damn good at it. He handles the skinning and salting/smoking the meat.

Both also handle the butcher work for Rooster's pigs.

[janeelyakiri]

I wanna know this answer for some of ur casts but ima put them in separate asks lol

What are the social pet peeves for the farm boys, that would get them to dislike you?

Hehehe i appreciate it💙

Most of them are pretty easy, just being Way Too City Slicker can peeve them off. Not respecting people and their property, or causing major trouble for the town.

Personal major peeves are-

Pheasant- Not eating your vegetables.

Shepherd- Demanding hospitality when you haven't returned any.

Rooster- Calling his pigs 'filthy/stupid'.

Mastiff- Trying to bribe him/Thinking he can be paid off.

Quail- Believing fat=lazy/unhealthy.

Collie- General Karen behavior. His tolerance is lower than most the others.

Hawk- Mocking his mother. She did her best. Also being anti-union will earn you a broken nose.

Coyote- Mocking his brother, being pro military state, or demanding he speaks instead of sign.

Buzz- Stealing his food and demanding he pay taxes.

Bea- Being a picky eater or declaring hunting is evil.

[janeelyakiri]

Is Buzz ace squad or does husbone just casually have a low libido? Both are so good I love himb 🥹❤️

He's not comfortable being overly intimate after his trauma, but he can warm up slowly!

I'd say demisexual, or grey ace- he'd definitely please his partner once that trust is there💙

[janeelyakiri]

Ebott Valley AU AKA Farm Boys

Main tag is always ebottvalleyau

CLASSIC

Pheasant- pheasant!sans Shepherd- shepherd!papyrus

FELL

Rooster- rooster!sans Mastiff- mastiff!papyrus

SWAP

Quail- quail!sans Collie- collie!papyrus

SWAPFELL

ChickenHawk (Hawk)- hawk!sans Coyote- coyote!papyrus

Refs for these four

HORROR

Buzzard (Buzz)- buzzard!sans Beagle (Bea)- beagle!papyrus

refs

GASTER REFS

Aphid (Classic) -aphid!gaster Recluse (Fell)- recluse!gaster Weevil (Swap)- weevil!gaster Mantis (Swapfell)- mantis!gaster

[janeelyakiri]

The farm boys and horrors reaction to being handed their favorite flower (if they have one)

Also Quail and Mastiff are my fav of ur skellies (leaning more on quail’s side tho lol)

Aaawww thank you! Careful on Quail, he's a huge flirt 😉

under cut bc LONG

FARM:

Pheasant- He likes seeing flowers on his veggies and fruits since it means produce can happen, but I don't think he's a huge flower guy. He'd like a neat edible plant to add to his farm though!

Shepherd- The same as his brother, though he wouldn't mind flowers used in tea! He'd love hibiscus.

Rooster- Its not that he hates flowers, its more he feels he's too dirty and gross for something pretty and fragile. He would get flustered and try to grumble his fluster away while keeping the flowers safe.

Mastiff- Secret romantic at heart. Not so secret easily flustered though. He'd stammer and stutter and be unable to form a single word.

Quail- IMMEDIATE flirts. He loves tiny blue field flowers the most but accepts anything. But oh the FLIRTS. And he's not afraid of getting very, very close ;)

Collie- He likes fragrant flowers, ones you can use in cooking and baking. He might come across as ungrateful but it does mean a lot to him, and he'd show so by gifting honey from his bees.

Hawk- Violets. He loves violets, and calla lilies. For being so boisterous and Mr. 'Next Top Bandit' he's very weak to signs of care and affection.

Coyote- He really likes lavender, and will make a sound like a tea kettle going off. He's a very caring person and would try and gift so many things back- but like, eggshells and feathers and 4 leaf clovers. Things he finds.

Buzz- Sunflowers, and after making sure they're not from HIS garden, he'd flush and mumble a thanks. He's not sure how to handle good social interactions.

Bea- Flowers are nice, but he's drowning in the ones Buzz already grows. GRANTED, he'd love any that can be eaten in foods or drinks. He'd accept and offer meats and jerky in return.

HORRORS:

Condor- He loves peonies, he won't share why. Just if you happen to learn this, you know him well enough that he trusts you. It's more of a test to see if you 1- are trustworthy and 2- pay attention.

Anubis- Roses. He loves roses, the redder the better. He's unfortunately not as confident in his appearance as he used to be but a rose would have him melting.

Cuckoo and Maned- Unfortunately his humanity is gone like Maned's emotions. Offering anything will mean a loss of an arm, then your life.

Raven- He loves everything. Everything is great. He's so happy. But offering a flower- lavender or violets, might spark some sort of memory he shouldn't have. It doesn't last long sadly. He has a high chance of biting too.

Grim- Wildflowers, and he'll cry. He can't accept anyone, he has to keep Raven safe- and people safe from Raven.

Ringo- Sweet strong flowers. They enjoy breathing in the scents and offering the flowers to their baby, Cherry. If Cherry accepts they might let you come closer.

[janeelyakiri]

Pheasant and buzz <3

Pheasant: He ain't th'worse cousin I got. But he sure can be a *Buzzkill*.

Buzz: ... Heh.

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how would Buzz and Bea react to Vulture and Hyena? and vis versa

Disgust from both parties. They're like comparing Nightmare to Starling- the same 'base' but not the same 'person'.

Buzz and Bea are happy recovering on a farm in the mountains and share very little with Vulture and Hyena.

Vulture and Hyena would find them weak and lacking. A whole ass town down the way and they're playing FARMER? Blegh.