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BEN WYATT IN EVERY EPISODE: Season 3 Episode 10 “Soulmates”

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Hello, fellow gender nonconformist, I have an odd and hilarious question that I feel like you would possibly understand but definitely indulge because of your sense of humor. Do you ever find yourself just...unintentionally albeit, softly, resting your dick on things by accident? I don’t mean in a hentai train grope fashion. I mean, at the sink and your dick is just kind of on the edge? At the self check out and your dick is kind of...on the scale? Leaning against a table and your dick is now...on the table? I dunno if it’s a masc thing or if I am odd, but sometimes I’m in the middle of a task and will notice that the object in front of me [which is 90% of the time not human unless it’s my wife] just gets my pelvis pressed to it? I would ask this off anon but just in case this was incredibly weird in any way, I did not want to be the paster child for, “That bro just puts their dick on things. Stay away from them.”

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I’m 5’2”. If I had this problem I’d be teabagging medium sized dogs and end tables. Dear god I hope I haven’t been teabagging medium sized dogs and end tables.

#ask me #anon how dare you make me laugh this hard #just #bwep #drop it off at the front desk #ahaahahahahs #dhskakfbshjw