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There were times when Thor decided he was going to blend into the population of Midgard, just to see what the humans were like. As unsuccessful as that happened to be, due to his stature and looks, he at least garnered less attention than he did in full armor. Even Mjolnir was stashed away, though it was ready to be summoned at his command. Today, saw him in a grey hoodie, and some rather tight dark jeans that Natasha had said were fashionable. Likely to his expense, but he took them none the less.
Venturing down an alley, for the sheer sake of he saw something moving further along it, he found himself face to face (or rather, face to ass) with someone dangling from a window. An eyebrow rose, blue eyes regarding the rather well rounded view he was being treated too, before the woman fell back from the window, and recognized that he was standing there. It took her a moment to register this, or come up with something to say, he could not tell which, but he had to smirk at her greeting.
“Good evening.“ He managed with a chuckle, before reaching down to offer her a hand. He doubted she would wish to stay down in the dirt of the alley way. And he rather thought that an ass that nice shouldn’t be down there in the first place.









