#bye jenn

[elchicodenim]

kinda clumsy but has lightning-fast reflexes and big helpful hands...

[ohnosabina-blog]

(〃･ิ‿･ิ)ゞ (how could i not)

“Are you David Beckham? Because I'd bend for you.” 

[ashergdi]

Asher Davis,

Hey there, my favorite idiot. You’ve once again been selected to complete a T task for me this week. The good news is that you’ve been annoying me less and less lately and always seem to listen when I give you a task. Don’t think that goes unnoticed. Unfortunately, I’m not one to just not give a T task for being obedient, but I will give you one a lot more simple than your last. How was it, by the way? Was it as awkward and dead fish as it looked to everyone else? Anyways, the task you’re receiving this week is going to target OV’s newest couple, Mateo and Khalil. I can sense you’re probably extremely jealous by this pairing, aren’t you? It wouldn’t even surprise me if it keeps you awake at night knowing that Khalil’s lips are all over another guy. I bet you miss when that was you.

Why not let Mateo know that you hit it first? I want you to post an Instagram photo of you and Khalil back in the day looking cute, snuggly, and happy. Caption the photo about how great of a cuddler Khalil is and make sure you tag Mateo in it. Sounds simple enough, right? This task can be done in a matter of a few minutes and shouldn’t put too much of a strain on anything. Don’t chicken out now. Sure the whole school already knows your preference towards both tacos and hot dogs, but do they know about Heather’s mom? Do they know that you’re the cause to everything that went wrong in her family? I’d hate for the whole school to know that not only did you mess with a family, but it would cause you to be one secret away from everyone knowing about how you really pay for this school. How would people look at you if they knew just how dirty you had to get in order to get an education from OV? As you know, I show no remorse and I won’t hesitate to let the whole world know all of your dirty laundry. Choose wisely, Ash or face the consequences. 

Rules:

Do not tell a soul about this task. You have to make it look like you did it on your own free will and certainly not because it was a T task. You can try spilling it behind closed doors, but I always find out in the end. Your move, bitch.

This task is to be completely by  next Thursday Evening 7pm EST. No exceptions, no extensions.

Failure to complete your task as specified will result in an exposure and your name added to my shit list!

HAVE FUN!

-T