TF2 MERCS AND WHAT FLOWERS I THINK THEY WOULD GET YOU
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Scout: Lego flowers
When he asked spy for some advice on what flowers to get you, the response was to get you something unique that would impress you.
So the most logical thing for Scout was to get you a Lego flower set since the flowers won't wither and you will have a nice decoration that will remind you of him.
Soldier: wild flowers
He saw some dried flowers on the side of the road that reminded him of you.
Gathered a handfull of those and came running to show them to you. Ain't that sweet?
Pyro: crocheted flowers
He spend 3 months learning how to crochet and make them.
Took multiple tries before they turned out perfect and you can tell he poured all his love in them.
Demoman: Generic bouquet
He is sweet and lovable, but in reality, I don't think he knows anything about romance.
Therefore, he will get you the first most basic premade flower bouquet that his eye landed on. Sorry...
Heavy: Something classy
He can be described as stupid by some and terrifying by others, but at heart he is a distinguished gentleman.
He will get you something simple, but delicate.
Engineer: Tea flowers
He is a man that priorities functionality over looks so he will get you a bouquet of different flowers like lavander, roses or chamomile that you can dry and use for tea.
Medic: Also clasic, but bigger
Just like Heavy, he is a gentleman and will get you something classy.
But since he is a very flamboyant guy, Medic will have to show off by getting you the biggest bouquet he could find.
Spy: Something fancy
This motherfucker is an expert in romance and expensive things and so he will go all in by getting you the biggest and most breathtaking flower bouquet you've only seen on Pinterest boards.
Sniper: Handpicked
Another sweety that will bring you a bouquet of handpicked flowers. But Sniper will also add some wild berries he found around because they looked tasty.
hii~ i'm nervous but really enjoy your writings and drabbles, so i thought i'd make a request! could i please have a drabble for both scout and sniper with a reader who drools while getting r a i l e d, and eventually squirts? super rough too 😵💫 sorry if it sounds awkward, but i just think the idea of being able to do such a thing is so attractive... tysmm!!
☆ ITS NOT AWKWARD YOURE SPEAKING MY LANGUAGGEEE. I'm so unhealthy for Sniper and Scout like ugghhh I need them both at the same time—
Scout and Sniper Overstimulating their S/O
Scout
OH HE LOVES IT.
Scout loves that dumb fucked out expression you get whenever the two of you would fuck.
This guy has stamina, like darling I don't know WHAT you were thinking.
Easily bounces back after his own orgasm just so he could fuck you senseless more and more.
The first time he saw this, was Valentines day. He'd fucked you in just about spot of this room and every position, now you were laid on your back as he had your pressed into a mating press.
You were already out of it, head lulled to the side, breasts bouncing, he pressed his forehead to yours. "You still with me sweetcheeks?..you can give me anotha' right?"
You could only whine, as drool trailed down your chin, hands gripping the bed sheets. You couldn't warn him that you were about to cum but he felt it.
He looked down, seeing that you'd squirted all over his cock, making a mess of his pelvis, and some of the bed.
Scout couldn't stop the growl that left his throat as he picked up the pace. He wanted more, he needed to have you do that again.
"Oh dollface, c'mon..do it again..fuckin' make a mess."
So yeah. Be prepared whenever the two of you have time? You're getting sent to heaven with how he fucks.
Sniper
This feral ass man...
Definitely fucks you with the purpose of making you all vulnerable and needy so he can take care of you afterwards.
Sniper loves ot when you get all messy. Go on love, drool all over his pillow. Show him how good he's fucking you.
His favorite position to fuck you is doggy style, he presses your face into the pillow and just pounds into you.
He loves to hear the wet squelching of your cunt as you squirt all over him.
"..look at you 'roo..making a mess all over daddy's dick.."
He's filthly with his words, his hands would leave bruises on your hips as he brings you back onto his cock.
It gives him such an ego boost that he's the only one who can do this to you.
The man also loves how whiney you get, you're so sensitive that a simple smack to your ass sends shivers down your spine.
"Heh..who says we're done love?..bring that ass back here.."
Can we have a scenario with the tf2 mercs of how they react If you're gonna go on a long trip like a vacation or something like that And how badly do they miss you or how do they act when they you get back Would they be all over you or just trying to cuddle with you?
Okay so. I would do individual ones but I feel they all fall into one of 4 catagories!!
Masterlist
The…
“Oh? You’re back?” - Heavy , engineer , ms Pauling
They’re all nonchalant , giving you a peck on the wheel asking if you want anything keeping their cool but you could see in their eyes they’re just so overwhelming happy to see you. Keeping a rational head! But don’t mistake them their yearning ran to their souls.
“DONT EVER LEAVE ME AGAIN!” - scout , soldier
Loud , brash and chaotic. Even if you called them everyday when you get back you’re getting tackle hugged and yelled at to never leave again as if you just came back from what was meant to be a suicide mission or something! They aaaaalllll over you so good luck moving tonight
“It’s nice to have you back in my arms..” - engineer , spy , Zhanna , demoman
A yearner and proud , they don’t hide the fact they missed you as they kiss you all over wistfully complaining about how they were oh so alone! How tragic am I right? They joke but they definitely aren’t letting you be tonight
“I’m not letting you out of my sight again dumbass.” - Sniper , pyro , medic
These yearners are quiet. They just smiled coming over giving you a quick hug but if you dare try to let go?? They hold tighter just casually saying trying to mask the love in their voice “just…another second love.” . They act as if it’s alll okay but you can see they never wanna go through that traumatic devastating horrible event again!!! (You were away for a month and still kept in contact with them.)
great! can i order sick headcannons with the mercs (reader is the sick one. idk how else to clarify that)
okay coolio bye then
-apple anon ✌️
haha imagine being sick. enjoy covid, apple :)
(disclaimer, i'm not mean to anyone else. I just know apple IRL.)
When you're sick - headcanons
All the mercs (+ Ms. Pauling) x G/N reader
(I added Pilot because pretending my OC is a canon character is fun.)
Fluff
Scout:
Ok, let's be honest, you aren't getting a lot in terms of anything genuinely helpful to your health.
He'll sit at the edge of your bed and keep you company, rattling off about his day or the current happening around the base.
He lived with seven older brothers, thus naturally developed a pretty good immune system. He'll snuggle with and kiss you all over. He'll get under the covers, too. He's taking a nap there. You don't get to kick him out. Here's there forever now.
Will get you a juice or something, but don't expect him to get you anything you'd need to cook.
Soldier:
Sick?? You shouldn't be sick!! It's those damn communists contaminating the water supply, he swears by it.
Nonetheless, he will be sure to stay by your side and give you an honorable burial if you were to perish. Not that you will! You're a strong american man (regardless of your nationality. or gender. just go with it, it'll make him happy.), and he knows you'll pull through.
Stands at the foot of your bed doing surveillance. You're at your most vulnerable, so he has to keep watch!!
He cannot cook. Good lord he cannot cook. He'll try though for you, but you better expect it to taste or look horrible.
Pyro:
Will prance to your room, move all of their stuff in there, and have sleepovers with you until you're better.
They'll color with you, bring you snacks and treats, and spend a lot of time with you in general.
They don't really get sick themself, partially due to wearing the mask all the time, so they don't know exactly how to take care of you on the practical side of things, but they'll grab you anything you want if you ask them!!
Demoman:
He knows a lot about being sick. Mainly due to hangovers, but he's pretty experienced in terms of getting sick, so he knows what to do in a lot of cases.
He's making you a hot toddy if your throat is sore. (He's making one for himself too.)
Will offer a bunch of weird remedies that he swears by, which only a handful usually work. His eagerness to help you out usually wins over you though, so you end up trying them.
Heavy:
I think he would be one of the best to care for you. He took care of his family when he lived with them (and still visits!), so he'd for sure know exactly what to do for you.
Makes a mean soup. It's his mother's recipe, so you better compliment it.
Can and will pick you up and carry you to other rooms if you want a change of scenery. He doesn't much care about getting sick himself, and he can usually power through it if it spreads to him, so don't worry about giving him your germs. Just don't kiss him or anything, he's not that interested in getting sick.
Will take you to Medic if he thinks it's getting bad.
Engineer:
Okay, this might be a controversial take, but I think he'd be absolute dogwater at taking care of you.
MAN CAN'T EVEN GET UP FOR A GLASS OF WATER FOR HIMSELF IF HE'S WORKING, AND YOU EXPECT HIM TO TAKE CARE OF A WHOLE 'NOTHER PERSON???
Okay, he'll try.
He'll talk to Medic to see what can be done for you, might move some of the stuff he's tinkering on so you can spend time with him if you want, He might make you a snack if he has the time, but probably not much more than that.
He genuinely cares about you, but he doesn't exactly have the resources or time to be with you the whole duration of your sickness.
Medic:
Sick? Under his watch? Impossible. The second you start showing symptoms of anything, no matter how small, he is testing you for everything under the sun.
Be prepared to spend ninety percent of your time in the medbay, because he's running tests on you like there's no tomorrow.
Will give you so many pills or random liquids to down, and not tell you what a single one does.
He's definitely giving you a remedy of his own invention that may or may not be banned in multiple US states.
Sniper:
Now this is a man who can take care of you when you're sick.
He has a lot of knowledge on how to help, because his mother would always talk about what she was doing or making to help him feel better whenever he was sick growing up.
He knows (and can probably cook) whatever meals will help get your energy back, he knows what medicine to get from Medic, and he'll do his best to make you all comfy cozy.
He'll probably call his parents if he doesn't know what to do in a specific case, as he doesn't really want you spending too much time in the medbay. It's just overly sterile and serious in there, and he knows that a comforting atmosphere can be better for trying to recover from being sick.
Spy:
He will reluctantly bring you a few things, but do not expect him to spend time with you.
He is wearing a facemask when entering your room, giving a brief greeting while bringing you food or something, and leaving. If you ask him to stay, he will not.
I feel like he would have mildly germaphobic tendencies, just based on how clean he tries to keep on a regular basis.
The only reason he even bothers to bring you anything is because he thinks you're the least annoying and wouldn't survive being around everyone else if you died.
A little melodramatic, but he's got the spirit.
Ms. Pauling:
Let's be honest, she wouldn't have the time to take care of you.
She'll make an effort to tell the others to make sure you're doing okay and are fed and given proper care, but she probably won't be able to do anything past that.
WE STILL LOVE HER THOUGH.
Pilot:
Pilot is a little bit of a mess, but will try his best.
He usually makes food for everyone when nobody wants prepackaged meals, so he's got quite a bit of soup-making experience.
Is the comforting king. Will let you lay your head in his lap and sleep while he reads or writes. Will gently play with your hair if you want him to.
He'll get you a ginger ale and swear that it helps. It tastes good, but it's unclear if it actually helps with nausea or a sore throat.
Let him kiss you. He will get so sick, but he wants to kiss you so bad. He doesn't care that he's getting your germs, he just wants to comfort you.
Can i request some tf2 headcanons of some of the mercenary boys (it can be anyone i dont mind and i honestly have a hard time pick also i dont know if you have a character limit)developing a crush on someone from the enemy team(reader), who found the respective merc injured in a corner, and instead of finishing them off they hand the merc a nearby health kit and just tell them to be safe before running away. Hopefully that's something you'll do and thanks for letting me request! I really like your writing style and your little art doodles are always a pleasure to see!! Thanks again byebye hope you have a good day!
╰﹒ARE YOU FALLING IN LOVE?
General Red/Blu Engineer, Sniper, Spy headcanons/short
• genre: romantic
• a/n: Hey! Sorry for the super late answer- this was just kinda stuck in my draft so sorry for that! ( >_<) Also, glad to hear you enjoy my doodles :) also i like your idea, it actually reminds me alot of how i potray my verison of reader so that may have made me a little carried away while writing this- And yeah, i apologize if my rules aren't very clear, the character limits are around 3-4!
Engineer
Dang nabbit!
That stupid snake spy was up to it again. Sapping his buildings and hiding like a coward. A few fragments of the broken sentry manage to crash on his leg when he tried to fix it but it suddenly exploded likely due to misconception in the system.
Engineer groaned as he try to remove the metal off him which only resulted more pain to his crushed leg. Earlier on, the spy was able to land a few shots which he was able to barely survive from by pretending to be dead.
He was seriously going to get back at him at the next round. He vowed and began forming some sinistrous plans mentally as he still tried getting back up again.
As he looked around the surroundings, his eyes snapped to the health kit nearby. He knew it's hopeless at this point, but he tried just once again to reach it.
Suddenly, the sounds of distant shouting caught his attention. He looked at the corner where the noise was coming from and froze, hearing footsteps and a shadow coming closer to where he is.
Engineer could only stare, taking out his pistol and ready to give his best.
He was about to shoot when he sees your head peeking out the corner and the two of you lock eyes.
You gasped faintly, retreating back your head again, making engineer drop his gun down a little. For a while he only observes, expecting you to pop out again and this time with a weapon.
To his surprise however, you only slowly came closer with your medi-gun and stood infront of him, this made him distracted and you looked to the side seeing the health kit. He also look at the direction you were looking and then you two look back at each other.
You walked towards the kit and picked it up and came close to him as he watches closely, loosely letting the pistol down. You kneel down beside him and handed him the health kit, to which he can only gawk at for a moment before accepting it. You then peer at the metal scrap crushing his leg and motion to him to push it off while you try to lift it up.
At last, with some struggle, you succesfully were able to remove the scrap off.
He thanked you, feeling certainly grateful for your aid. You only smiled and nodded making engineer blush. Then you stood back up, picking your medi gun and gave him a final glance and a wave on your way back to outside.
He can only gaze at your frame leaving, still blushing and thinking about what just happened even while fixing himself up.
Sniper
Ah, piss.
Sniper was so close on pulling the trigger on a enemy's head when he just had to be shot a few times near his chest and shoulder by another sniper.
Now he's currently sitting on the floor, unable to really move due to his wounds. The medic is obviously too busy and far from his spot so all he could do for now is keeping his guards up while trying to ease the pain with some bandages he had.
As he's paying close attention to the ongoing battle, His eyes landed on you emerging from behind a rock, healing your team's scout with your medigun while charging forward.
Now his interest shifted from the enemy's fighting to just paying attention to you instead. He'd seen you time to time through the scope but usually you'd stay behind as extra help. He wasn't sure why sometimes when he aims for you, he'd hesitated. It's almost somewhat wrong.
His thoughts were interrupted by the stinging pain in his shoulder as he groan and lean closer to the wooden window. Suddenly your team soldier's shout rang aloud alerting about his presence.
Sniper panicked as he push himself far away from the wooden window, hearing fast footsteps rapidly approaching his spot. He took his kukri and prepare himself to fight.
Shortly to his surprise though, only you were the one who came. He was really close to attacking─ yet there it is again. The odd hesitating feeling. While being confused with his own choices, you took the medkit you found just outside and offered it to him. While you only smile, sniper is left dumbfound. By the fact that you're not trying to kill him here and there, but also because he did not notice there was even a health kit literally sitting feets away from him.
As he took the kit from you to heal himself, you also proceed to use your medigun to slightly fasten his healing process before you hear your name being called. You call back to them, confirming that you're okay. You gave him a wave and a warm smile before you quickly ran out to your team.
Sniper only sat down there at one of the crate boxes as he proceed the aimless thoughts in his mind about this encounter with you. Well, atleast now it seems like he knows the reason why he's so hesitant to hurt you.
Spy
Oh it's just perfect.
Spy sighs deeply in annoyance as he sat down in a corner with his burnt leg, arm and wounded stomach. His broken Invisibility watch in his hand as his attempts on turning it back on didn't work as it only let out a few sharp electric sparkings.
Great. His invis watch is broken and he is still in the enemy's section with the high possibility that anyone could easily figure out where he is. He feels oddly dreadful about this whole situation as he imagined the worst scenario that could happen in his mind.
It was all oddly quiet at first before he heard a few distinct voices and footsteps passing by. He tries to focus more on where the steps are heading to so he could escape before they caught him first.
He feels rather confused and irritated by the random noises and constant back and forth steps, combined with the pain he's feeling makes him want to just scream but he holds back. He takes deep breath and stood up and accidently hitting his wounded arm which he let out a yelp before he shuts himself up.
It was too late though. He heard some yelling and a brief talk before he hears footsteps once again. He tries to get away but it seems like he was not fast enough as by then, you appeared by the entrance.
You two stared at each other for a moment before he took out his revolver and aim it at you, but you quickly shot it away with your syringe gun.
Spy only looked at his hand then at you in shock. And he realizes that he's basically helpless at the hands of the enemy now.
So close to accepting this defeat, he stumble back and sat down with a tired and dejected look, closing his eyes.
Instead of a quick shot in the head, he felt something being dropped on his lap and a sudden soothing sensation enveloping his body. Confused, spy opens his eyes to see you standing infront of him, using your medigun on him and a healthkit on his lap. He's left baffled by this and was about to ask just what you were doing but you only shush him by nodding softly.
So the two of you only settled in silent as your medigun continue to help speeding up the process. He decided to take out another cigarette, placing it in his mouth and was about to light it up, but he wasn't able to find his lighter anywhere. Just then a lighter reached near his face and lighten the cigarette up for him. Your face was close to his, with the flame illuminating the small details on your face as he stares at you with wide eyes.
Even when you pulled away, spy was still stuck in daze for a moment before he blushes in embarrassment at the gesture. Thankfully you weren't able to see his face with that mask.
He cleared his throat and thanked you in an almost sheepish manner and you smiled in return, giving him a thumbs up. Then you used your syringe gun and shoot at one of the empty bottle laying around before you wink and walked out hurridly.
Request: Omg hiiiiii!!! I’m in love with your blog at the moment and was wondering if I could send in a request for tf2? Where m!reader (is that how you do it?) just flinch’s a lot a lot, say when you start a conversation, when you touch their shoulder ect and it’s due to a bad experience with maybe a ex or their parents with different mercs (?) like for spy it’s ex and for sniper it’s parents? (If it’s okay to ask I was wondering if the characters could be medic, engi, spy and sniper? Of course if that’s too many then sorry) make sure to drink water enough and have a good day/evening/night byeeeeeeee!!!!
Requested by: @vxnom100
This can be read as gender neutral as I couldn't really fit the male part into it, although Spy uses 'beautiful' once
This man was kinda baffled when you first flinched, he had just brushed his hand across your back while walking past, he watched and felt you flinch.
Tries to brush it off as “You have such sensitive reflexes! No wonder I never need to heal you.” Though this causes him to watch you even closer now.
Is so cautious when approaching you now, as if you’d go running off when you see him. It’s weird, but also somehow respectful? In his own way…
But eventually he’ll corner you in the infirmary, making sure you know that he knows, how much he has been watching you. And that you can come to him for almost anything, once again keeping a careful eye on you.
Look, he wasn’t the kind of man to go around startling people, he didn’t even like it. So when you flinched as he lightly tapped your shoulder, he froze.
Apologizes to you every time it happens, making sure you realise it wasn’t on purpose. “Sorry there darl.” “Didn’t mean to scare ya’ there.”
He is a smart man, we know this. So quickly he started changing his tactics when it came to approaching you. Calls your name, walks, talks and even puts things down louder than normal.
Soon enough it’s very clear when it’s him coming up behind you, he makes sure of it.
He only meant to get your attention for something, opting to reach out while saying your name. Almost offended when you jerked away, not that you would notice.
“Ah… I’m sorry, beau. J'aurais dû le voir...”
Being in his job for as long as he has, he understands and expects people to flinch, but when you do? It silently breaks his heart, he never expected it from you.
Does his best to comfort and assure you, this comes in words and actions.
Being noticed isn’t his strong suit and he’d rather not, but for you he calls out your name, tapping the walls and doors.
He was never the touchy type of man, but the first time you flinched when he simply said your name, it was like a punch to the gut.
Anyone could notice the shift in his voice, suddenly becoming slightly softer but loud enough for you to hear him.
Really treats you like a skittish animal, no more sudden movements, no raised voices.
If you ever apologise he tells you that it isn’t your fault, “It aint your fault love, you deserved much better.”
Never pushes you to talk or anything, but he always leaves the option open to you. Leaving cups of coffee or anything else you drink, a small nod of acknowledgment when you meet his eyes. Nothing that pushes your limits.
• I feel it in my BONES, that this man just hikes a lot whenever he has the chance. Driving his camper to a nearby preserve or hiking trail and just, walk for hours and take in the scenery and ambiance, eating some snacks that he brought as he watches the animals skitter to and fro.
• Is always muttering to himself. Mutters like a MADMAN when's he's pissed off. Nobody knows if he's talking to them or to himself.
• I feel like he has a knack for drawing. Most of them are of animals he sees, and they are mostly fast-paced and sometimes messy. Though the rest are just pictures of the scenery he draws whenever he's bored up in his nest. If he has an S/O, or is crushing on someone, he'll draw small sketches of them too <3
• When asked about his favorite animal, he will always say a Black Kite, one of the bird's of prey in Australia. But if you prod a littleeee further and ask him when the others aren't around, he will admit with some embarrassment that his favorite animal is a Platypus (he will quickly get over this embarrassment if you also share a love for Platypuses)
• Has a jacket that used to be his dad's. His dad worn it almost everyday when he was tending to the animals, but let Mick have it since he always stole it from him. It's worn, slowly fraying, and very old; but on days that he feels especially lonely and he's missing home, he'll put it on and curl up in his bed, imagining he's back on the farm with his parents.
• His hands are super rough, lots of callouses and scars from his years as a farm boy and a merc. Whenever you run your hands over them, you swear you can feel him shiver
• Stoner Sniper, Stoner Sniper, STONER SNIPER!!!!! This man has a stash in his van; edibles, blunts, bongs, you name it! Partially because he doesn't go through it that fast, he likes to use them whenever he needs to unwind from a bullshit match or just from dealing with whatever antics his teammates are up to.
• He's more looser when he's high, less tense and his emotions are much more easier to decipher. Also more chatty, very expressive with his hands
• Ngl, I feel like he would watch trashy reality TV. Imagining him as he reclines back in a worn out chair in his van with a beer or a blunt in hand as he scoffs at some bull that someone said, GOD IT JUST FITS PERFECTLY!!!!! (Scout was the one to put him on too lmao)
• I KNOW THEY WEREN'T ESTABLISHED UNTIL 1995 BUT SNIPER AS A SYSTEM OF A DOWN FAN??? I can totally imagine him having Hypnotize or Toxicity playing on the radio as he does whatever he needs to do, nodding his head to the beat, sometimes can even be heard muttering, "Banana terracotta terracotta pie"
• He can easily get flustered, but for some reason he can still keep a neutral face and level tone??? Sure he'll act a little different, shifting from one foot to the other, slight fidgeting with his fingers; but other than that he'll just be red as a his shirt, speaking as if what you did doesn't have an affect on him, and walks away. But once he's alone he'll be FREAKING out, hands on his head as he paces his van and mutters to himself for "nearly losing his cool" squywgty
• He's very touch-starved, but doesn't know how to ask for touch. He's hesitant, always hovering awkwardly. Sometimes you just gotta encourage him a lil by initiating the touch first before he starts initiating it himself
• Loves whenever you touch his face; your hands placed on his cheeks, gently stroking his jaw, or even just pinching his cheek gently, he LOVES that shit, practically greedy for it
• Likes to take naps underneath trees, feeling the breeze against his skin and the wildlife around him as he slowly nods off as he uses his hat to block out any light. Though he tries not to make it a habit, he'll also sleep up in the branches, like a large cat or sum shi (it's okay tho, he looks very cute)
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Idk how good these are but GOD am I proud of myself. I NOW KNOW HOW TO USE THE SEMICOLON AND EM DASH!!! FINALLY!!!!!! college has been getting a lil busy lately, but I am hoping to get more time to write for you guys!
Have a good day and make sure to drink and eat something <3
Y’all need to understand what gender neutral actually means. Saying “This fic is gender neutral and there are no pronouns or descriptors used” then using “pretty girl” or “that’s my girl” immediately after is NOT gender neutral! Stay out of our spaces if you can’t respect us.
