#byron?

[incorrectmidc]

What Albert was probably thinking about the blush brush (Loveaholic)

Princess: *trying to get medicine out of her purse for Albert*

Albert: *sees the blush brush and stares at it* …. *thinking* “the f*** is that? It’s either a weapon or a butt tickler…”

Princess: Albert what are you looking at?

Albert: I was just wondering what the f*** that was… *points at the blush brush*

Princess: oh! It’s for make up! You take blush and you put it on your cheeks like this! *brushes the brush on his cheeks*

Albert: *blushes in surprise* !!! *thinking* “black magic f***ery!!!”

Princess: see?

Albert: *nods vigorously* yes yes! I understand now! *thinking* “definitely can be used as some sort of black magic butt tickler…”

[mathoubaby]

I got a week off during the kids easter break and idk what to do/where to go

[castielcito]

I'm pretty sure healthy people don't kill people either though, haha! ;P

They...dont?

D:

MY LIFE IS A LIE

[ivorylady-crimsonlotus-blog]

do I have any replies?

[ivorylady-crimsonlotus-blog]

Even with your assertion that that was not an insult, I am still deeply insulted. I am strictly human, no less no more. Much like yourself, and possibly equally as insane.

...You do sound very familiar, Gray Face. Do not be insulted, there are worse things I could have said.