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(THIS POST IS THE CHARACTERS! NOT THE CONTENT CREATORS!)
Jimmy and Grian throughout limlife:
Grian: we're not just right, we are canaryct (correct)
Jimmy: WILL YOU STOP IT WITH THAT?!
WHAT PART OF THIS IS FUNNY TO YOU
Grian: we need to try and find that-
Jimmy: WHAT PART OF BEING CURSED WITH A DEADLY CURSE DO YOU FIND FUNNY?!
Grian: I don't think it's funny, Tim
Jimmy: THEN STOP SAYING YOU'RE NOT JUST RIGHT, YOU'RE CANARYCT
Grian:
Jimmy: THIS ISN'T FUNNY, THE CANARY CURSE ISN'T FUNNY, GETTING OUT FIRST ISN'T FUNNY SO SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Grian: well, sorry, Timmy, for trying to keep some optimism
sometimes when things seem their darkest you just gotta stay canaryct but if you wanna be so incanaryct-
Jimmy: KNOCK IT OFF, RIGHT NOW. THIS ISN'T FUNNY. AT ALL.
Grian: you sure you're right?
Jimmy: YES.
Grian: you sure you're canaryct-
I can't decide if I like a British c! Season two Empires smp Jimmy or a Southern one more, Jimmy is actually British, but he's playing a sheriff and my mind sheriff just automatically translates to southern so idk
what do you thing
british
southern
who is jimmy?
other
TP&TS!Nature Wives angst, maybe? 👀👀👀
THERES SO MUCH I COULD GIVE YOU OH MY GOD?? They are the main couple after all(..One of the only ones, actually. Looking at Desert Duo & ShadowBeans being split up bc one is dead.. then looks at NW & FH.. hm..)
CW: Alcohol, Bars
Implied gay thoughts about your best friend's best friend
Implied Flower Husbands
Implied Bisexual Ren
Implied Gay Thoughts™️ about tp&ts!Gem from tp&ts!Shelby
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"You hurt Jimmy, why are you in my house."
"To talk to you-"
"Talk?! What is there to talk about, Shelby?!"
"A lot! I didnt- I didnt mean to hurt him!"
"Then why did you?!"
"I dont know!"
"Bullshit! Get out of my house. Get out, and dont return."
"But-"
"Out. and give me the key back."
"Sweetheart-"
"Dont. You dont get to call me that anymore, leave."
He stared at her, at the way she still looked so ethereal while pissed at him, but gave the key up with a sigh. They had no right to stay here, not at 2 in the morning when Katherine probably just got back from the heroes base after working with Gem all night.
Okay, she didnt know if that last part was true but from how tense and stressed Katherine looked, Shelby assumed!.. They walked to the door and took one last look at the love of their life, friend, enemy her and left.
That night was spent in the closest bar to Katherines house since she didnt want to go half way across town to the small apartment in Boatem.
"What are you doing this far across town."
They shot their eyes up to the person who slid into the booth across from them. Brown eyes and blonde hair; Jimmy. Why was he in this bar?
"..I wanted to talk to Kat, she didnt wanna hear it. Didnt want to walk all the way back to Boatem at 2 am."
A sip of the liquor in the glass and Shelby finally looked the taller in the eyes.
"I get that," A sip from his own glass, "Scott dragged Gem and I here."
"Gem's here?"
"She is."
Shelby looked for the hint of a lie, but knew better. Jimmy would never lie about Gem's location, not when he cared about her like he does.
"Shelby!"
Another voice, and an arm around her shoulder. Scott, and Gem sliding into the booth on the other side next to Jimmy.
Now, Shelby knew 3 things about themself and their feelings:
1. They're hopelessly in love with Katherine
2. They liked women, and honestly women only
3. Feelings are confusing
One thing he didnt know, however, was to stop staring at Gem who currently looked outright beautiful. Now, she is one to lie quite often, but if shes calling someone beautiful, it's because she means it; well, gods be damned does Shelby mean it.
Apparently, Gem hasn't noticed the staring to they quickly focused on their hands and the drink in it before downing the rest of the glass and calling for another.
See, for a long time, Shelby's known about their feelings for women and how its nothing how Ren felt for women, or men. She's always struggled with feelings, and for a long time coming to terms with being asexual was a lot; dont get the poor guy wrong, hes hopelessly in love with Katherine and knows it, but goddamn does Gem look great.
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He focused back in on the conversation when his 2nd, 3rd, fourth drink arrived and took a slow sip out of the glass. Just now, had Shelby realized, Katherine was there and glaring daggers from the end of the table. They made eye contact and Shelby knew she was in trouble, apparently so did Scott with how fast he moved to let Katherine take his place next to the short villain friend.
"How many have you had."
"Uh-"
"She's had four."
"You were keeping track?!"
"I have to drive Scott and Gem home, of course I have. Weve been here for two hours, Shelby."
"Two hours?!"
Shelby winced at Katherine basically yelling next to them. Yep, big trouble.
"Thats it, come on."
"Where are we going?"
"My house, so you can sober up and sleep."
"Im not drunk!"
"Do I look like I care?"
"Well- No, but-"
"No. Cmon."
Shelby stumbled out of the booth as Katherine dragged them and he waved bye to the trio who just waved back; Scott with a "knowing" smirk.
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"Are you fucking stupid?!"
"What?"
"Going to a bar, alone, at two in morning?!"
"Like going to boatem wouldve been any better?"
"Not-.. Not what Im saying."
"I just needed to clear my head, Katherine."
"If you wouldve said something-"
"You wouldnt let me! You were so pissed off at me that you wouldnt let me speak!"
"So were both in the wrong!"
"What have I done?!"
"GO TO A BAR, ALONE."
"AND?"
"Gods be damned youre an idiot."
"I tried to talk to you! You wouldnt let me!"
"Then you shouldve told me to shut up!"
"And risk being punched in the face?! Look, Its happened once before and I dont take too kindly to having a busted lip!"
Katherine rolled her eyes and threw a hoodie, a yellow one, at them and stormed off. Shelby simply took this as a sign to go take a shower before Katherine sends her back outside.
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They both go to sleep angry that morning:). Gem, and Scott, wake up with hangovers btw LMFAO
wow what a great alliance
for your requests… fwhimmy (fwhip/jimmy) with them dancing together in the codlands? i like to think fwhip doesn’t know how to dance very well but up to you!
Fwhimmy is by far one of my favorite rare pairs!! I think it’s absolutely in character for Fwhip to not know how to dance, so that’s exactly what you’ll get anon!
Tws: none! Just fluff!
Two Left Feet (and a fish tail)
Lizzie; got my pirate ship, got my boys. My work here is done
Jimmy; we are not her boys
Joel; yes we are
Jimmy; yes we are
Can't believe we got a canonical reason empires!Jimmy hates salmon