Jun 23, 2025
The best part of C is the horrors.
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The best part of C is the horrors.
Production code is weird. What do you mean you don't want the general algorithm? You just want to cover the few cases you think we will find? You care more about development time than implementing beautiful algorithms?
That's fucked up. You should give me infinite time to implement all the beautiful and cool algorithms. Please.
What is going on with purity culture? Why would you ever want pure functions. Your functions need to have tons of side effects and should be hard to test and reason about. Get that functional shit out of here.
Shout out to integers.
Can you even call yourself a high-level language if you don't have discriminated unions?
If you don't have it you should just drop your aspirations of being high-level and join us down here in the mud(low-level). It is so much better anyways. So close to the computer that you can actually feel its warmth.
What is the most goth programming language?
The first rule of programming is that you need to leave little treats out for the compiler. The second rule is that you gotta get weird with it.